I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

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I'm going to talk about a little something different than I usually do today. I wanted to tell you about a movie that I was able to watch this week. I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, came out in 2009, so I know I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I wanted to mention it anyway, because I think that a few of you might enjoy it.

There are few movies out there that truly treat all of the female characters in the film as nothing but things to have sex with. This is one of them. Well.. almost. There's a point, near the end of the movie, where one of the guys kind of comes to the conclusion that all women aren't whores, just most of them. It only lasts for five minutes, and you can skip it if you want, but it's there.

Now, if you're not a contemptible misogynist, you might not find any value in this movie. That's totally understandable. Go back to your normal life, there's nothing to see here.

But if you are, this film has as many boobs as the film Showgirls, and it doesn't make you want to kill yourself while you're watching it. This film has more quotable insults towards women per minute than any film out there. They're all incredibly sexist and mean, and I wish I wrote most of them down so I could memorize them and recite them at will.

Plus, it has one of the hottest midgets in any film to date. And the main character's description of picking up and fucking the midget, is incredibly rude, and incredibly funny to me.

Now, if you ask 9 out of 10 people that have seen this movie, what do you think? They're going to say that it's the unfunny version of The Hangover, even though it came out before it, and they might be right. The movie scored at 26 on metacritic, and a 5 out of 10 on IMDB. And by all accounts, those reviews are correct.

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Ahh.. Midgets

But there comes a point in every man's life that he just hates the opposite gender, and everything they have to offer, and when that point of your life comes, this is the movie that you might want to watch.

Just one word of warning. Skip the part where Tucker and the MILF shit themselves. You can thank me later.

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