Play video games? Have a penis? How can you be like that?

If you were a gentleman, you wouldn't look.
That's a shit load of sperm
You're an asshole if you look at this picture.

There's been a bit of a huff on the internet as of late over women and video games, and it's been kind of building into a crescendo. Over the past few weeks, it seems to be arriving at the point where everyone has to get their two cents in. Absolutely nothing is going to come of all these opinions being thrown around the internet, but who am I to buck the system and remain quite while the internet fight of the month rolls on by? So, to throw a little more fuel on the fire, let's take a break from porn and look at the industry that's really destroying the modern day woman.

But I don't play video games, so what's all the beef about?

Well, if you don't give two shits about things like women's right, or video games, or how video games are destroying the perception of women, than this article really has nothing for you. The only real thing that I can offer you is crap pictures of booth babes from the Electronic Entertainment Expo. They're probably not even the best that E3 had to offer. Besides that.. maybe the ads on the right of the page might be fun to click?

But if you do want to know what all the hubbub is about, it really breaks down to two things.

  • Men like to look at women, and the less clothes they have on, the more men like to look.
  • Women like to be looked at, unless the man is below her standards, and then it's harassment.

 

That's a shit load of sperm
No really, a total dick.

The main problem in all of this, is that the men that work in the video game industry are more likely than not to be below a lot of girls standards. I know that I'm stereotyping here, but I feel a bit save in that stereotype, as I work with a few of the people that I'm talking about. And if I were to rate myself honestly on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd be a solid 5. When I'm wearing a tie..

So what do men do when women pass them by so easily? Well, being an interweb type of guy, I turned to writing about porn on the internet. It was an easy solution. In the same vein, video game guys tend to make games about women that have little to no clothes on. It's a bit more difficult of a solution, but I'm sure that it yields a lot more money for them than my solution did for me. ( which isn't that hard, believe me ) They also tend to pay women to dress in skimpy clothing to advertise the games that they have made, because, why the fuck not, wouldn't you? It's just going to make other sub-par guys notice the game you made about hot women faster, so they can sell it faster. It's pretty basic math if you think about it.

Now you might be thinking, but Rex, I haven't seen a problem yet.. The women in the games don't really exist, so I'm sure they don't feel objectified. And the women that are getting paid to sell the game to other men, tried out to get the job, so I'm sure they to feel objectified. So what the fuck is the problem?

The problem is, you're a man.

That's a shit load of sperm
Now stop objectifying women and go back to porn!

As a man, you can't make the irrational leap from reality, into perception, that the modern day feminist does as easily as breathing in and out. You see, the believe that because a man buys a game ( or looks at porn for that matter ) that objectives women, then they tend to treat the women in the real world in the very same way. It's the same argument that people make for violent games. Just because guys kill virtually, then they will kill in real life. Which we all know is absolutely untrue. You see, the modern feminist feels objectified., even though they have absolutely nothing to do with equation of men selling slutty games to other men. Yet they can complain about the use of booth babes, even though most estimates put female attendants at most video game conventions below 15%.

Listen. It all boils down to this. The average video game player is a 35 year old male. The vast majority of the people that make video games are men. Companies tend to try to sell to the largest part of their consumer base. ( the main reason that Nintendo sells weight loss products to fat women, is because moms tend to by their kids Nintendos ) Unless something drastically changes, nothing is ever going to happen, nor should it. Feminists will make 100k making web videos. Writers are going to write about shit subjects like this ( yay me! ). And the internet is going to have it's problem of the month. Now if I could just figure out how to tell a feminist to blow me without getting arrested and sued, I'll be in business.

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