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There's an article that was posted on the site kotaku today about some cross-over art that was done by an artist from deviantart. The subject matter had to do with cover art for theoretical porn movies that parodied video games. While the art was sub-par at best, it started a debate about porn had been in the business of stealing subject matter and making a living off of it. While this may be true to a degree ( if you haven't seen The Simpsons porn movie, it's something to behold ), the reverse is also very true. From the beginning of the Atari 2600, there were porn games that were in circulation for quite some time. Here's an incredibly short list just to illustrate my point.

My first and favorite game that made basically everybody's list is the Atari 2600 game X-Man. One of the first porn games of our time, it remains one of the most fun to play. The object of the game was to get to the girl's house that was located in a maze. You had to navigate the maze while you avoided things like scissors, and the crabs. Sounds easy, but it gets hard when you have a boner that goes across half the screen. If you made it to the center of the maze, you got to fuck the girl, but that was also difficult, as you had to have a certain rhythm to it. Especially if she was blowing you, as it was easy to suffocate her. ( if I had a dime for every time that's happened.


Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball

A little further down the time line is a game that most of us know, but maybe not may have played. It's the Leisure Suit Larry series of games that started in the mid 80s on PC systems. While this is not a direct porn game, there are many facets of the game that were taken from the porn industry. You see, the object of most of the games is for you to help Larry try to get laid. Larry being one of the most hard luck guys that you'll ever find, couldn't get laid in a brothel with a pocket full of cash. So you end up spending hours and hours looking for a vagina to stick your dick in, while you're knee deep in people having sex around you. The game is very funny and quite entertaining and well worth your time.

Further still down the time line, at least a decade later is a game that a lot of people wouldn't put on their 'porn video game list' as fast as I would, but it's a game that I've personally spent a lot of time with, and I think you'll see the connection pretty quick. The games are the Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball series for the Xbox and Xbox 360. When you first pick up the game, you're lead to believe that what you're about to play is a volleyball game of some type. This, is in fact, not true. What is true, and what you'll quickly realize, is that you're actually playing a bikini buying simulator. Bikinis, you see, are the end all be all of the game. Because with bikinis, you can spend hours and hours dressing up your girls and watch them lounge around the pool in million dollar bikini bliss. What solidifies in your mind that this game does not have anything to do with volleyball is when you find out that there's a casino in the game, and you can make money for your bikinis 10 times faster gambling than you ever could playing volleyball. In the end, hitting a ball over the net quickly falls by the wayside for raising antes and dressing girls. Soft-core porn video games at their finest.


Sexy Beach 3

The last game that is on my list is a game that's been made recently. The Sexy Beach Series for the PC builds off of the splendor of dressing girls in bikinis that Extreme Beach Volleyball built a few years before. The difference is, you can't pretend that you might want to pay volleyball at some point. And the second, slightly less noticeable difference is, you get to have sex with them. The having sex part is what takes the game from what use to be a soft-core premise, to a definite hard-core porn game. And sex is used to describe a wide range of activities that you can do to the girl in the game. The latest version even allows you to lactate the women. It's a lot more fun than you might think, and I'm sure that you are imagining it to be very fun. Yes, it's more fun than that. If you haven't played it yet, please take the time to find it.

Of course this list is not even the tip of a very large iceberg, so if you have any games that you want to share with the rest of us, please do so. I'm always looking for the new hotness.

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