Food and Porn

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Giada De Laurentiis

There's been a long standing theory that porn is the driving force behind most of today's technology. It's kind of provable in a take it at face value kind of a way. If you're old enough to remember, VHS players were in a kind of a battle with BETAMAX, and victor wasn't really decided until the porn industry fell squarely into the VHS corner, and then pretty much every man in the world went out and bought a VHS player. The same thing happened with the internet. Everyone was happily dialing-up, until the porn industry moved on to the net, and everyone started yelling for more bandwidth. Now 25 mg download speeds are quite common in many countries. ( Sorry for all those that don't have it. You don't know what you're missing ) I'm sure The same thing is going to happen for the 3-D industry too. Once production becomes cheap enough for the porn industry to start using it, every man in the world is going to own a 3-D ready TV. And then every movie in the world is going to try to do everything in 3-D. I don't know if that's a good thing.. but I see that it might happen.

But I must say, that the industry that owes the most to the porn industry, are the food channels. Most of the food channels on television today are taking everything they've learned from the porn industry and using it to make the shows that they make. It's more about the methods of production than the actual subject matter, but you'll get the idea. Take for instance, the camera methods. Most of the TV industry uses a standard four camera set-up, but this is one of the differences that separates the porn and food industry from the rest. You see, the food and porn industry use a single camera low angle approach to most of their shots. In fact, this is a more difficult approach to filming because of the various problems of side lighting that come into play. Another similarity is the use of the high gain mic. All that ohhing and ahhing on how juicy and moist something is ( on both fronts ).


Rachel Ray

The main thing in common that the food network has with porn is the back and forth focusing of the camera. Porn goes from ass to tits to vagina, back to tits, back to ass, back to.. you get the idea. But the same thing happens on the food network too. The camera moves back and forth from a glazed ham to Giada's cleavage, to a pair of hands kneading dough, back to Rachel's cleavage, back to a banana and two keewees in the configuration of a cock and balls, back to Paula Deen taking it up the ass.. Well, you get the idea. A lot of reality TV's shows are starting to follow the same pattern. Hell, I think the camera guy that follows Jwoww around the Jersey Shore has probably gone back and forth from her ass to those incredible tits so much that he has tennis elbow from it. I guess the old saying is true. As porn goes, all other industries must follow.

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