The Fannys - Winners

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Well, The Fanny's 2014 have come and gone and I know I haven't gotten around to telling you about the winners, but I have a little time this weekend, so here we go. I can't say that I'm not a little disappointed that some of my favorites didn't win, *cough*MILF category*cough*, but I guess that's to be expected. Not everyone has the same taste, or I should say, not everyone has taste as good as mine, and sometimes the populous gets it wrong. Just look at Justin Bieber. You can check out everyone's poor decisions after the jump..

I know that the great Sir Francis Galton observed that the vox populi tends to be smarter than the individual, so I guess that I can concede that I might be wrong in a few of these categories. But MILF? Not Brandi Love? Or Lisa Ann? Really??

Cocksman of the Year - Manuel Ferrara

 

   Manuel has been in a shit load of scenes with a shit load of people, so this one didn't come as much of a surprise.

Cyber Hustla - Chronic Love

 

   Currently having over 100,000 followers, Chronic was kind of a sure in when it came to fan voting in this contest. I've never even heard of her before this, so I can't say if she's good or not. Are cam girls the future? Who knows. I guess no one jerks off to magazines anymore.

Director of the Year - Axel Braun

 

   I love Axel simply because he made the Squirting 101 series. If you haven't watched them yet, do yourself a favor and take the time. You'll come out knowing a lot more than when you went in.

Most Heroic Ass - Alexis Texas

 

   Alexis has always been a great porn star and I'm glad that she won this category. I tend to look towards ebony girls when it comes to anal, but to each their own I guess.

Most Valuable Vagina - Lexi Belle

 

   Lexi Belle is amazing of course, but all of the women on the list are amazing. It's really hard to pick a favorite porn star. It personally changes for me day to day. Lexi Belle is one that I go back to often.

Movie of the Year - T&A

 

   So I haven't seen this movie yet, and I don't know what makes it special from all of the others. I know both porn stars and they're great, so I would have to imagine that they would be great together. Kind of like peanut butter and bananas.

New Girl on the Block - Belle Knox

 

   Belle Knox makes me want to sell my soul to Satan, so he can use his unholy power to guide my cock into her vagina in such a way that she would never want it to leave. And there would be two pretty good movies in a row on the TV.

Non White Chick of the Year - Veronica Rodriguez

 

   Veronica is the porn star that I always meant to follow more, but have never gotten around to it. I see her here and there every now and then, but never got that into her. Hey, you can't follow everyone.

Super Freak - Bonnie Rotten

 

   I think this is the category I knew about the least. I've never been too deep into the Kink territory but if I knew anyone from kink, I would know Bonnie. She's a great cross-over porn star that can be the gateway drug that I need.

The Who - Ash Hollywood

 

   I don't know how anyone can underestimate Ash. She one of the best porn stars that are in the market today. She might be a bit newer than a few of the porn stars out there, but she's definitely not underestimated.

Thirsty Girl - Riley Steele

 

   As you know, I was kind of pulling for Sara Jay in this category, but alas, that was not what the people wanted. Riley is a great second choice for me though, as I love her whole look. I guess none of that anything to do with how good she is with a cock in her mouth, but it's good enough for me.

T.S. - I ♥ You - Eva Lin

 

   I use to hide the fact that I knew about a few Trans.. but now I think about it in a totally different way. I kind of think about them like a girl with the perfect strap-on, and Eva is a great example of that. I just wish there was more tran on girl, instead of the load of tran on tran that there is.

Whole Lotta Love - Kelly Shibari

 

   I'm not Wang, and I'm not into Kelly as much as he is, but she seems like a good porn star. From what he's told me about her, I'm sure he voted for her more than once. You can blame him if your favorite didn't win this this category.

Who's Your Mommy - Tanya Tate

 

   This was my personal favorite category, and the one I was most disappointed in. Nothing against Tanya, but looking at the list, she was placed about 5th for me. Her winning makes me re-evaluate everything I thought I new about porn. Does everyone else know something I don't know? Couldn't be..

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