Seattle Is Happy Without Porn for One Night

Why can't I have porn stars at my Super Bowl party?

Porn Hub released their stats about their traffic data during the Super Bowl. I'm pretty sure you can guess the results of the traffic...

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Porn took a significant hit during the game, and leveled back off after. The two cities that dropped the most, surprise surprise, were Denver and Seattle. I think the funny results of the traffic though, was that porn started to go up in Denver right after the game, while porn continued to decrease in Seattle after the game. I guess everyone in that city got their serotonin dose for the night, and could go to bed happy.

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Or, the Super Bowl parties just broke up a hell of a lot faster in Denver than they did in Seattle. Unless it was one of those Super Bowl parties that you could put on porn while everyone was still there.

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Although I have watched porn with my friends once, and that was slightly more uncomfortable than going to a strip club with them. Maybe it's all that Catholic guilt still built up inside of me, but I can't have anyone with me while I'm watching porn. There's just no use to it. Unless one of the girls is willing to finish me off, I'm going to have to do it myself, so I really can't have any bystanders messing up the whole bit.

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Same goes for strip clubs. A bouncer only has to violently remove me 4 to 6 times before I stop asking the strippers to finish me off. I'm no dummy.

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