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I was just on facebook when a friend posted something about things that we had back in the day when I was growing up. As I looked over some of the toys from my days of growing up, or what some people call the wonder years, it gave me an idea about this article. Being the forever horny mother fucker I am my mind started to enter the adult movie zone thinking about the hardcore porn of yesteryear.

I remember when I bought my first porn mag. I had just enlisted in the Marines at the time and I was at a gas station off base in town. I was so nervous about doing it because I had always been raised up in the church. My mother used to keep me in church, hence the reason for me being nervous about buying my first porn mags. Sure I had sex education and all that shit so I was not oblivious to the opposite sex, I was just more concerned about learning.

Sure I had seen Playboy before, that was actually the first mag that I saw with naked women in it. It was not my father's like some other guys would tell you that they got into their father's stash. No actually the stash belonged to my godfather. My father never bought that kind of stuff. I remember the issue of Playboy like it was yesterday, it had Anna Nicole Smith as the covergirl.


Anyway getting back to the story, here I was at the fucking gas station trying to play it off and get some other shit to cover up what I really wanted. So when I got up to the counter with all the crap that I had and casually told the guy behind the counter to give me Black Tail, Black Beauties, Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler mags. Needless to say that the guy behind the counter was trying not to laugh at my nervous ass because he knew that is what I had came in for in the first place.

I bought everything got the fuck out of the gas station and went back to the hotel room that I was sharing with some other Marines. All we were doing was playing video games, watching cable and eating pizza. At that time it was a whole lot of fun to us, it might not be to those young dudes out there now but in our minds we were still kids.

Anyway, if I remember correctly it had Spontaneeus Xtasy on the cover. My cock got harder than I have ever seen it before and let me say that was the beginning for me as a mother fucker XXX that enjoyed porn. I never missed an issue of those mags when they came out, as a matter of fact I still have most of my original stash. Spontaneeus was in the first porn that I have ever saw and the first woman I jacked off too and I'm not ashamed to say that shit.

Now that I've got that shit out of the way, let us talk about some of the old porn. For me, I did not really get into liking porn until like the mid to late 1990's. I could honestly say that I learned how to fuck from watching porn. I'm pretty sure at least some of you remember the porn from back then, I know I do.

I remember when you had to go to a sex shop or XXX store to get porn. Those were the days when you porn was still only found on VHS cassette tapes so they came in this big box. If you were trying to hide that you bought porn in those days you damn sure had to be fucking clever because one of those boxes were as big as 3 or 4 DVD boxes put together. Plus, the titles were all big and bold and you had to make sure that you had it in a brown paper bag.

If you could remember those VHS tapes, I know you remember the brown bag that you had to carry them in. Everybody pretty much knew that you had bought some porn mag or porn flick when they saw that brown paper bag. It was like an indicator that you had just been to the porn shop. Oh no, back then there was no searching porn like we can now.

You didn't really have porn sites back then like you did now. Sites like Naughty America and Bang Bros was not and nbsp;even thought of then. If you wanted your porn you had to go to the XXX store just like everybody else. There was no porn at the click of a button unless it was the play button on your VCR remote after you put the tape in. You didn't have access like you do today.

It's just something about the porn from back then that just got you all hard just by looking at the cover. Sure I love all porn but some of the old porn just had more fantasy in it I guess. They have that in porn now but I just think that back then it was a lot more erotic if you know what I mean. You could say that it had more of a storyline or some shit like that. It was not like, “hey let's fuck,” it was more to it than that. It built the want to fuck in you.

Most of the time these days, it doesn't seem like you see too much of that. You see more, just ripping off clothes and fucking. The people are not in the same room two seconds and the clothes are already off. No real conversation or nothing just pretty much take off your clothes let's fuck. No imagination or nothing and I think that's one of the things that make the older porn good because it had some kind of lead in. Sure you back then you might had to pay a little more for it but it was worth it because they really but on a show.

Now, I'm not knocking the porn that they have these days like Booty Catchers and shit but, I'm just saying that it's no real creativity going into it anymore like it used to. Back then, at least in the 80's and 90's porn you would see more of fantasy going into it. You see some of that today too but not as much as you did back then. Like I said before most of the porn now is just “let's fuck.”

Today's porn gets me hard too but not like the porn back in the day. When I see Hall of Fame Stars like Lisa Ann, Maxine X, Sara Jay, Gianna Michaels and Diamond Jackson to say the least, I pretty much know that I'm just not in for watching some extreme asses getting dicked down by some monster cocks, I know that I'm in for a show. I know that there's some kind of storyline to go along with it.

I hate to sound like an old mother fucker, you know the one that's always talking about the good old days and shit, but I'm just saying that porn is not like it used to be. That doesn't mean that I don't like the porn of today, because I do, it just means that I wish they were a little bit more creative like they used to be. For me, being the horny perv porn watcher I am, I want a fucking show. I want some kind of lead in that builds your shit up to the point where you want to jack off all night.


The Reality shit is good but I think that there should be some more fantasy thrown in too. Now, I know that they are pornstars not mainstream actors. I know that shit, I'm just saying that I would like to see a little bit of acting in porn. It doesn't have to be like a long fucking dialog or some shit like that but something that leads into it.

When I think about the older porn, I get hard just thinking about that shit. Sure they got all hardcore but there was more kissing and shit. There wasn't just a guy whipping out his cock for some chick to suck. It was more than that. There was some build up to it and that's what made it pretty fucking good in my book. It had more of a fantasy aspect to it if you know what I mean.

Sure you know it was staged but the whole thing about it was the fact that it had more. In my book it was a lot more juicier than just a simple suck, lick and fuck. I guess you could say that it was more dramatic than what you see now.

Now, I'm not giving no disrespect to the porn that we have these days, I'm just saying that, at least in my case, the porn of old was a little bit better. I know that sounds like a old man statement but that's how I feel. I think that it should be more than “oh what a big cock you have.” It should be more to it than that.

Don't get me wrong the scenes that we have today are pretty fucking good, I'm not saying that they aren't but the classics have something that would keep you jacking off for a long time, and keep you fucking for a long time. Sure there are some pretty good shit out there that's just as good as the old porn. I'm pretty sure that you have seen the porn parodies, they are just the thing for any mother fucker that love to see some of their favorite shows put in a porn format. I know I love them myself, I think they are very fucking creative.


I also love the fact that the new porn is a lot more HiDef than the porn of years ago. Plus the fact that I could get to enjoy some of my favorite porn scenes at the click of a button. That's one thing, at least, that I could say about the whole thing of not having to go to an XXX store to get porn. Now you could just type in a scene and watch it on demand without any problem. You don't have to worry getting those dirty looks from people when they see you with a brown bag.

I'm not going to lie, these days porn is more accepted then it was back then. It's pretty much nothing now to say that you look at porn or that you are in porn. I think that there are more open minds about that shit now, not like it was back in the day. I guess you can say that people are more tolerant about it now.

Anyway, even though that porn has come a long way, still there's nothing like the classics. They are still number one in my book because of how creative they were. Sure they are still creative now but back then I think they were a little more creative at least in the 90's. Porn has evolved since then and I could honestly say that I love the way it has evolved, but I still love checking out the classics at least once in a while.

It might just be me but when I look at some of what they call "Vintage Porn", it seems like to me that they are more into it. I mean it seems like they are having a good time and doesn't seem like they are just fucking just to fuck. You could probably say that they put more emotion into it, at least I think that they do.

Speaking of putting emotion into fucking, I'm about to get my horny ass out of her and do some major fucking with the future Mrs. WANG. I'm going to be sure to check out some of that good old and good new porn before, during and after we fuck. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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