Death and Porn

Death and Porn
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Why do I keep it? Pure nostalgia.

Recently, I've been in some pretty heavy conversations, which is a big difference for me. Why they use black for most lingerie, even though it can't be that slimming because a G-String doesn't cover anything, is usually as deep as I try to get. But, there was a death in the family recently, and I started to think about what's going to happen when I finally kick the bucket.

Or, more to the point, what's going to happen to my porn when I die. You see, I'm a bit of a closet porn guy. I think my family knows that I have some porn, and that I peruse it from time to time. But I also think that they believe that that's about as far as it goes. They don't know that I write for a porn blog. They don't know that I know a few porn stars. They don't know the volume of porn that I have. They just don't know.

They question is, who the hell is going to find it? If it was one of my brothers, I believe they would act more like a surrogate porn buddy ( as seen in the video above ) than anything else. Although there would be a few questions running through their head, I'm sure. First being, 'why the hell does he still have porn from the 80s?'. Which I'm sure would be quickly followed by, 'I didn't know they did this shit in the 80s!?'.

It would be almost safer if a woman found it. Quickly looking into one of the many gym bags and realizing that they have to burn it all quickly before any police find out about it's existence. Not wanting her family's name soiled, it remains unmentioned until the end of days.

If a guy finds it though, it's a whole other story. Going through every magazine judging the validity of ownership. From titles like Velvet to D-Cup, Teeze to Club, High Society to Young Asian, Dope to House of Roses, and even crap like Playboy. Every purchase that I've made in every back alley store, there to be judged. Would my tasted hold up to such scrutiny?

And I don't want to even think about them going through my external hard drives. Pictures ranging from the days of the local BBS Software Creations up until now, and found in just about every corner of the internet, they have a clear view of every corner of my own psychosis.

I know that the beauty of death is the fact that you're not going to give a shit anymore. Which is most of the reason that I haven't condensed and destroyed the collection to a publicly excepted size. Another part of the reason is that I think I would miss it all. Even though I haven't cracked one of my old magazines in years, but it's just something that I wouldn't want to see go.

Maybe we should all have a safety net, something like a porn buddy. But just be sure to pick a guy that you think is a little more on the fringe than you are. So when he does crack those mags that no one knows about, the only thought in his head might be, 'I've already got this one'.

Question: When was the last time you bought a magazine?

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