And The Nominees Are..

Asa Akira and Jesse Jane, the hosts of the 2013 AVN Awards

The AVN Award Nominations are out for the year 2013, so I thought we'd take a look at them. A few days behind, I know, but better late than never, right?

Well, the actual list for the nominations are longer than the U.S. tax code, so we're not going to cover everything here. But if you're interested in seeing the rest of the list, you can find it here. I personally had no idea that they had so many categories, but I guess when you're running the Oscars of porn, you've got to cover every base.

With categories ranging from Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release to Best Wall-to-Wall Release to Clever Title of the Year to Best Packaging, sometimes you think that they might be making up categories just to fill time. Or are they trying to make it so everyone has a chance of winning? Who knows. I'm sure the guy that made the packaging cares if he wins the best packaging category, but I don't know if too many other people do. And what the hell is a Wall-to-Wall Release? I'm sure I'll find out soon.

So without further ado, let's look at the major nominees. Or the ones that I think are major..

Best 3D Release

  • Cathouse ‘45, Pink’O/Sins Factory/Vivid
  • Jailhouse Heat 3D, Digital Playground
  • SuperHeroine 3D, Extreme Comixxx/Exquisite
  • This Ain’t Avatar 2 XXX 3D: Escape From Pandwhora, Hustler Video
  • This Ain’t Jaws XXX 3D, Hustler/Adam & Eve
  • This Ain’t The Expendables XXX 3D, Hustler Video
  • This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D, Hustler Video

 

Best Actress

  • Nyomi Banxxx, Training Day: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody, Blue
  • Ribbon/Pleasure Dynasty/Exile
  • Alektra Blue, Next Friday Night, Wicked Pictures
  • Lily Carter, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Gracie Glam, Happy Endings, Wicked Pictures
  • Presley Hart, Diary of Love, Smash Pictures
  • Allie Haze, Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, Axel Braun/Vivid
  • Lily LaBeau, Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Remy LaCroix, Torn, New Sensations Couples
  • Brooklyn Lee, Voracious: The First Season, John Stagliano/Evil Angel
  • Kaylani Lei, Snatched, Wicked Pictures
  • Natasha Nice, Love Is a Dangerous Game, New Sensations Romance
  • Chanel Preston, Romeo & Juliet: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone/Vantage
  • Andy San Dimas, Café Amore, Adam & Eve Pictures
  • Bobbi Starr, The Truth About O, Adam & Eve Pictures
  • India Summer, The Graduate XXX: A Paul Thomas Parody, Paul Thomas/Exile

 

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

  • Allie Haze: True Sex, Vivid Entertainment Group; Allie Haze, Lexi Belle & Ella Milano
  • Asian Anal Assassins, Wicked Pictures; Kaylani Lei, Asa Akira, Katsuni, Mia Lelani & Miko Lee
  • Birds of Prey XXX: A Sinister Comixxx Parody, Sinister Comixxx/Pure Play; Gracie Glam, Kagney Linn Karter & Brooklyn Lee
  • Brooklyn Lee: Nymphomaniac, Harmony Films; Brooklyn Lee, Ruth Medina & Samantha Bentley
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody, Adam & Eve Pictures; Ash Hollywood, Amber Rayne & April O’Neil
  • D3viance, Rock Star/skinworXXX/Adam & Eve; Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Teagan Presley & Eva Angelina
  • Girl Train 2, Belladonna/Evil Angel; Dana DeArmond, Lia Lor & Sinn Sage
  • Girlfriends 4, Third Degree Films; Alanah Rae, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira & Katsuni
  • Meet Bonnie, Digital Sin; Bonnie Rotten, Asphyxia Noir & Skin Diamond
  • Meow! 2, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan; Kristina Rose, Valerie Kay & Heather Starlet
  • Mind Fuck, Harmony Films; Skin Diamond, Adrianna Luna & Celeste Star
  • Please Make Me Lesbian! 7, Girlfriends Films; Prinzzess, Lily Carter, Bree Daniels & Zoey Holloway
  • Revenge of the Petites, AMKingdom/Exile; Ashley Jane, Leilani Leeane & Riley Reid
  • Tomb Raider XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, Paradox/Exquisite; Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam & Dani Daniels
  • Training Day: A Pleasure Dynasty Parody, Blue Ribbon/Pleasure Dynasty/Exile; Nyomi Banxxx, Chanel Preston & Yurizan Beltran

 

Best All-Girl Release

  • Belladonna: No Warning 6, Belladonna/Evil Angel
  • Butches and Babes, Filly Films/Combat Zone
  • Dani, Club 59/Elegant Angel
  • Girls Love Girls 4, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
  • Hot and Mean 6, Brazzers
  • Interracial Lesbian Romance, West Coast Productions
  • Lesbian Workout, Club 59/Elegant Angel
  • Lesbo Pool Party, Third Degree Films
  • Lick My Punk Rock Pussy, BurningAngel/Vouyer
  • Lush 2, Club 59/Elegant Angel
  • Me and My Girlfriend, Girlfriends Films
  • Meow! 2, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
  • Please Make Me Lesbian! 7, Girlfriends Films
  • Seduced by a Real Lesbian 12, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
  • We Live Together 23, Reality Kings/Pulse

 

Best Amateur Release

  • 100% Pure Amateur Teens 14, Platinum Media/Pulse
  • Amateur Anal Attempts 32, Homegrown/Pulse
  • Amateur Cheerleaders, CreamHD/Pulse
  • Amateur Night in the Neighborhood 3, Platinum Media/Pulse
  • Amateur Street Pickups, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Backyard Amateurs 31, Homegrown/Pulse
  • Busty Amateurs 3, Shot at Home/Pulse
  • College Rules 6, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan
  • Dancing Bear 4, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan
  • Dare Dorm 9, RK Netmedia/Jules Jordan
  • GF Revenge 4, RK Netmedia/Jules Jordan
  • Homemade Fresh Faces 2, Homemade Media
  • I Fuck My Girlfriend and Her BFF, Amateur XXX/Pulse
  • Street Blowjobs 8, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Submit Your Bitch 2, Morally Corrupt/Jules Jordan

 

Best Big Bust Release

  • Big & Real 3, David Perry/Evil Angel
  • Boobaholics Anonymous 8, Mike John/Jules Jordan
  • Big Naturals 24, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Big Tit Fanatic, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Big Tits at Work 14, Brazzers
  • Big Wet Tits 11, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Breast Worship 4, Jules Jordan Video
  • Busty Cops, Wicked Pictures
  • Busty Construction Girls, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Bust Lust 3, Harmony Films
  • Natty Knockers 2, Kelly Madison/Juicy
  • POV Juggfuckers 4, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
  • Real Rockin Racks, BurningAngel/Vouyer
  • Titties-n-Lace, Third Degree Films
  • Young Ripe Mellons 10, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan

 

Best Big Butt Release

  • Ass Parade 37, Bang Productions
  • Battle of the Asses 4, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Beyond the Call of Booty 4, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
  • Big Bottom Bunnies, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan
  • Big Booty Shakedown 2, Live Gonzo/Jules Jordan
  • Big Wet Asses 21, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Big Wet Butts 6, Brazzers
  • Butts, Boats and Bitches, Evasive Angles Entertainment
  • Deep Tushy Massage 3, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
  • Church of Bootyism 2, New Sensations
  • Massive Asses 6, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Monster Curves 19, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Monster Wet Anal Asses 2, West Coast Productions
  • Phat Bottom Girls 6, Manuel Ferrara/Evil Angel
  • Rear View 2, Jules Jordan Video

 

Best Educational Release - ( If you didn't know, porn is educational )

  • Adam & Eve’s Guide to the Kama Sutra, Adam & Eve Pictures
  • Belladonna’s How to: “Fuck!”, Belladonna/Evil Angel
  • Dr. Ava's Guide to Anal Sex for Women, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
  • Dr. Ava's Guide to Oral Sex for Couples, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
  • How to Be a Better Lover: Bedroom Basics, Wicked Pictures
  • Jessica Drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex: Female Masturbation, Wicked Pictures
  • Jessica Drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex: The G-Spot and Female Ejaculation, Wicked Pictures
  • Jessica Drake’s Guide to Wicked Sex: Threesomes – Every Man’s Fantasy, Wicked Pictures
  • Sexing the Transman XXX 2, Buck Angel/Blue Coyote
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Pegging, Vivid Ed

 

Best Ethnic Series

  • 8th Street Latinas, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Big Wet Brazilian Asses, Elegant Angel Productions
  • Black Street Hookers, Evasive Angles Entertainment
  • Brown Bunnies, Bang Productions
  • Encore, Stage 2/Pulse
  • Freak of the Week, Black Magic Pictures
  • Happy Tugs, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • Hot Latin Pussy Adventures, T.T. Boy/Evasive Angles
  • Latin Adultery, Naughty America/Pure Play
  • Latina Rampage, Bang Productions
  • Latina Sex Tapes, Mofos/Brazzers
  • Little Brown Fucking Machines, Third World Media
  • Oye Loca, Team Skeet/Pulse
  • Sexy Senoritas, Immoral/Pure Play
  • Teen Brazil, Third World Media

 

Best MILF/Cougar Release

  • Anal Motherfucker, Mike Adriano/Evil Angel
  • Big Titty MILFs, Kelly Madison/Juicy
  • Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 5, Jules Jordan Video
  • It’s a Mommy Thing! 6, Elegant Angel Production
  • Mandingo: Hide Your Wives!, Jules Jordan Video
  • MILF Hunter 24, Reality Kings/Pulse
  • MILF Kabob, Seymore Butts/Pure Play
  • MILF Soup 18, Bang Productions
  • MILFs Like It Big 10, Brazzers
  • MILFs Seeking Boys, Reality Junkies/Mile High
  • Mothers & Sons, Hard Candy/AEBN/Pulse
  • My Friend's Hot Mom 30, Naughty America/Pure Play
  • Soccer Moms, Wicked Picturs
  • Super Anal Cougars 2, West Coast Productions
  • White MILF Black Dick the Movie, Mike Hunt/Juicy

 

Best POV Release

  • Barely Legal POV 10, Hustler Video
  • Eye Fucked Them All, Erik Everhard/Jules Jordan
  • Housewife 1 on 1 #24, Naughty America/Pure Play
  • Jack's POV 19, Digital Playground
  • Jules Jordan: The Lost Tapes 2 – POV Edition, Jules Jordan Video
  • PerryVision 2, David Perry/Evil Angel
  • Pound the Round P.O.V. 10, Digital Sin
  • P.O.V. 41, North Pole/Pure Play
  • POV Juggfuckers 4, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel
  • POV Junkie 5, Vince Vouyer Unleashed/Jules Jordan
  • POV Pervert 15, Mike John/Jules Jordan
  • P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition, BurningAngel/Vouyer
  • Pure POV, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
  • Rocco’s POV 9, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel
  • Tanlines, Kevin Moore/Buttman/Evil Angel

 

Best Screenplay ( because anyone that writes for porn should be honored )

  • Asphyxia Heels the World, BurningAngel/Vouyer Media; Joanna Angel
  • Blow, Wicked Pictures; Stormy Daniels
  • Busty Invaders From Mars, Wicked Pictures; Jonathan Morgan
  • Cafe Amore, Adam & Ev Pictures; Dutch Harbor, B Ruth & Lee Roy Myers
  • The Four, Ninn Worx/Adam & Eve; Sherry Ziegelmeyer
  • How to Make a Cheap Porno, Third Degree Films; Mike Quasar
  • In Her Head, Vivid Entertainment Group; David Stanley
  • A Mother's Love, Hard Candy/AEBN/Pulse; Nica Noelle
  • My Mother's Best Friend 6, Sweet Sinner/Mile High; Jet Michaels
  • Revenge of the Petites, AMK/Exile; Harry Sparks
  • Shared Wives, New Sensations Swingers; Raven Touchstone
  • The Valley, Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Sam Hain
  • Torn, New Sensations Couples; Jacky St. James
  • Voracious: The First Season, John Stagliano/Evil Angel; John Stagliano, Brooklyn Lee & Lea Lexis
  • Wasteland, Elegant Angel Productions; Graham Travis

 

There's too many.. I'm stopping now. The AVN Awards are going to be held January 19th in Vegas. Where else would they be??

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