April O'Neil

April O'Neil in Nubile Films
April O'Neil
April O'Neil

This girl of the week is coming a little earlier than the usual Friday edition, but that's just because I've been thinking about her so much. April O'Neil is by far my favorite of the short list of girls of the week we've had so far.

I fucking love outer space. All those planets and stars and shit.

Can you love someone more because they like the people that you like? I would think yes, and that is one of the many reasons that I started following April. Right at the top of her twitter account, she quotes Neil Tyson. Yes, he might be one of the most quotable people in the world, with shit like -

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end...the person will die.
and
Need a distraction today? Not only does 12+1=11+2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two"
But that's all besides the point. The point is, she's into it, and anyone that will quote that mother fucker at the top of her twitter, has got to be good in my book.

 

With as many pictures of Wil Wheaton ( who apparently is a giant douche ) and TNG and Doctor Who as herself naked in her instagram, you can say that she's a nerd. But, the common thought among a lot of nerd guys out there is that many female celebrities fake being a nerd to try to get the attention, and in turn, fan base of the nerd population. With April grabbing her name from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's easy to jump to that conclusion. While this holds true for many like Olivia Munn, I don't think this is the case with April. Far be it from me to judge anybody anyway. I don't know her personally, so I only have my dreams about her to go by. And am I bias? Yes.

April O'Neil
April O'Neil

I've always had the philosophy of the great quote from the show Mad Men anyway. A man is whatever room he's in. Is April a porn star that is on twitter about 50 times a day talking about nerd shit and posting pictures of herself taking hits off a pipe and playing video games? Yes. Is she really all that? If only half of it is true, she's the greatest person that ever lived. And the fact that she has a vagina and chooses to share it with the world is all just icing on the cake. But some guys seem really upset about it, so I thought I'd address it.

Did I mention that I hate Wil Wheaton and Olivia Munn?

Anyway, back to April. For me, while her body is smoking hot, her greatest porn quality has to be her face. To me, she's probably one of the cutest porn stars out there, and cuddling with her for nine hours would come way before sex. ( Now, I thought about that sentence for a while, and I know how creepy is sounds, but I went with it anyway. Start your judging of me in 3.. 2.. 1.. )

There's a porn(?) site called Beautiful Agony where you only see the guy's and girl's faces while they are getting off. It's a pretty specific fetish that I never found a use for, but if April had a few scenes on there, I would definitely become a member. The Japanese also tend to do a lot of POV that centers around the porn stars face, getting eerily close. Ya.. something like that. ( and restart judging me in 3.. 2.. 1.. )

As for her latest shit, she's got some stuff going on over at Reality Junkies where she was just named the porn star of the month. As well as various other things. She's basically everywhere right now. Go and find her!

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December 8, 2012 at 12:58 AM





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