Weird Playboy Moments

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Marge Simpson

With the recent bad news of Phyllis Diller's passing, you get to hear all the stories about her life, just as you would with any celebrity that passes. With Phyllis though, there was one story that came out that was kind of interesting to me. It turns out that Phyllis was photographed for a Playboy spread that was taken some years ( decades ) back. The reason why they did it, was to make a 'funny' spread that people could laugh at, but it was never published because she came out looking too hot.

Now, I don't know what part of the story I find more unbelievable, but hey, more power to her. If she could pull ass while she was naked, good on her. I don't blame her. It's Playboy that makes me think twice about the whole thing.. And since then, Playboy has done some more things that make you think that they're not firing on all pistons over there.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan

My personal favorite one that makes you tilt your head to the side for a second is when everyone's favorite MILF, Marge Simpson made an appearance in Playboy magazine. I didn't know quite what to think about it when I first saw the spread a few years back, but like most things that I see, I quickly accept it, and then jerk off to it. I think of it as a nervous twitch more than anything. Please don't judge me.

Another one that wasn't very well received was when Lindsay Lohan posed nude for Playboy at the beginning of the year. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it was well received by the general male population, but not so much by the media, who roasted her for comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe. I personally don't care who the hell she compares herself too, just as long as she's butt naked and bent over, which she was, so I was a very happy man. I know a lot of guys out there think that her years of partying has some how tarnished her as far as her looks go, but if you just look at it from a different angle, like I do, you'll be fine. Just think of her as the best looking bar fly that God's ever put on this green earth.

Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks

One of the worst things that Playboy has ever done is when they had Christina Hendricks in front of the camera. I don't think I've seen more of a wasted opportunity to do good for mankind, since the Bush administration. If anyone in their right minds can tell me what the fuck is going on in this picture, I'll give them a shiny new quarter and a cookie. Who in their right mind would think, 'Hey, we've got Christina Hendricks here, so what we're going to do is to put her in a silver space suit bikini, put a crazy wig and makeup on her, put two other girls that look the exact same way, get a guy from Jersey in there, and fuck it.. let's put a drunk ass clown in there too'. It's commentary on something.. I haven't been able to figure out what exactly it's commenting on yet, but when I do, I let you all in on it.

Dian Parkinson
Dian Parkinson

I can't really hate on Playboy when they go off the tracks every now and again. They've done a lot of good in the world. For a man that put together a magazine for the sole purpose off fucking as many hot bitches as he can, he's done a pretty spectacular job. I've seen a lot of women naked that I would never think I would, like Dian Parkinson. The one girl that introduced me to soft-core porn and crazy bitches all at the same time. It was a weird point in my life, were I was struggling with the concept of wanting to fap to nude celebrities, but at the same time, feeling bad for the mentally insane. I can only thank Playboy for making me face those tough questions in my life.

I will say though, that Christina Hendricks thing is going to take me a minute to get over.

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