Was Porn Better in the Old Days?

Sketchy? Maybe. Worth it? Definitely

What could be better?

Do you realize 1980 was 32 years ago? It's kind of a kick in the head, right? It's easy to be a little depressed with the current state of the porn industry as it is now. Half of the porn you stumble across on the internet is of some self-shot no-budget guy with the camcorder that his ex-wife got him from the local pawn shop. After watching it, you're left wondering if she was paid in money or something else. So most of us tend to leave those 'free' sites, in search for greener pastures. Sites like BangBros, Brazzers, and Naughty America try to pick up the slack of the dying porn shops and the giant vacuum of quality porn that they left behind. But as the industry tries to change, it's easy to forget the days when you had to get in your car to go check out what was new in the porn world, and what porn was actually like back then. So let's try to remember what the porn world is trying to rekindle.

Any time you see a man with a brown paper bag that doesn't have the name of the store on it, he can only have one of two things in there. Booze or porn. Those are the two industries that try to help a brother out by not putting any advertizing on the outside of the bag. The funny thing is, it's so rare that you actually see a plain brown bag, you instantly know what the fuck is in there. And if it's not bottle shaped, you're pretty much found out anyway. It was always a tricky mine field to navigate to get your porn.


Even the movie stars had huge bushes back then.

The old days would keep you on the straight and narrow too. It's a lot different bringing porn up to the counter at the store, than just clicking some download button on the computer. There was pretty much no way I would have the guts to carry a few tranny mags to the counter at the local porn shop, but hitting the 'view now' button once or twice a month is pretty easy. ( hey, I don't judge what you're watching ) And why did every porn shop around my town have a girl working there? Talk about watching what you buy..

Of course there were always those times that you couldn't, or wouldn't, get out to the local vendor of questionable material, and had to go out on your own and get imaginative with it. First and foremost, there's the scrambled porn on cable trick. There was no way that you were actually going to pay for the porn on cable, but it was there anyway, and all you had to do was use your imagination. It was just a little blurrier than you wanted it to be. Fear not, you could make out a nipple every once and a while. Way more than enough to do the job.


Ya... I can work with that.

What was even trickier is when you could make it to the porn shop. There were really only two options, magazines and movies. The first thing that you would do is check out the magazines. But most of the good ones were rapped in a plastic bag so you really were only going by the name of the magazine as to whether or not you're going to be buying it. A little bit more informative is the back of the box for the movies. A smattering of pictures that may or may not represent the scenes that are in the movie. It was a good guide, but never right on the nose. You never were really sure as to what you were getting back then.

And what do you get after all of that guess work? This is where the good part is. Pure 80s porn. If you turn down the music, it was some of the best porn in the world. The tits were all natural. The bush was extremely plentiful. And all the guys still had chest hair, so you didn't feel like you were the only one left on the earth that still has theirs. It was a magical time in porn where acting was still the main part of the first five minutes. What do you mean interview the porn star? She wasn't a porn star. She was a school teacher! Ah, the good old days. I hope they make it back soon.

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User Comments

Jimmy
Jimmy Said...
I remember trying to jerk off to that in between cable channel when I was a teen. I would always make it "" this close, then it'd go back to Saved By The Bell or some shit.
May 14, 2012 at 3:30 AM





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