Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

With the advent of the internet, a lot of markets of the past have seen a steady decline in profits. If you want to get an idea of just how bad things have gotten, just ask the U.S. Post Office what they think about e-mail. The porn industry is no different. With many places on the net basically giving porn away for free, the industry has taken a bit of a nose dive as of late. So what's a porn star to do? Well like most things in nature, the porn star has to adapt to survive. And in this case, adapting is akin to going back in time a little.


Allie Haze as Princess Leia

One of the best things about porn in the past was the comedic value that they brought to the industry. And one of the best ways they did that was with the porn parody. And this is exactly what a lot of people are thinking is going to save the porn industry. So today, we are seeing more and more porn parodies that are making their way onto the scene. With new movies like Not The Bradys XXX showing you everything that you wished would have happened while you were watching, and The Addams Family XXX making you feel all those conflicting feelings about Wednesday all over again, signs of the porn parody making a comeback are not just illusions.

But, while I would call those titles high budget as far as porn is concerned, I would not but them in the same ball field as the block buster Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody. ( although I thought Not The Bradys was one of the finest ways to relive my youth ) Directed by Axel Braun, and staring the likes of Lexington Steele as Darth Vader and Allie Haze as Leia, this movie comes out as one of the single greatest porn parodies of our time. Half the movie is worth watching, just for the fact that Drag Queen Chi Chi LaRue plays the already supposedly gay C-3PO. I was kind of wishing that there were more actual scenes with him in it. But the movie mainly moves along the same path of the movie it's parodying, and I guess we can't have too much of a good thing.

There are a few things that you have to get past ( or might enjoy, depending on which side of the coin you come down on ) in the movie. Since, as you know, Star Wars is mainly a family movie ( as in, a lot of the cast is related to each other, Luke, Leia and Darth ) there's going to be a few instances in the movie that's going to make you tilt your head to the side a little. Like when Leia tries to secure her freedom from Darth by her doing him a little.. favor. And at the end of the movie when Han, Luke and Leia celebrate the destruction of the Death Star. If incest isn't your cup of tea, don't worry, there's plenty of thing left in the movie for you. How about some hot Wookie action? How about a Sand Lady tossed in for good measure? You really never know what this movie is going to throw at you. Especially since the movie is actually funny. You're not going to be fast forwarding this movie to the next sex scene on the list. ( well, maybe after you see it for a couple of times, you might do that ) If this is the future of porn, then you can definitely count me in.

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