The 4 Porn Stars I Wish I Had Never Seen.

Jada Fire

Amy Reid

I have to admit right off the bat, the title of this article is very misleading. This isn't a worst of, by any means. On the contrary, it's more like a favorites of all time. Let me explain. For me, and I think a lot of guys out there, there's something about the newness of a woman. Any woman actually. It doesn't have to be a porn star. Once you've seen someone's vagina for the 800th time, when you see it for the 801st, it's not really going to have that much of an impact on you, even if you wrap it in a different color nightie, or shove a 18" dildo in it, instead of a 12". That new car smell is gone, and has been gone for a few years now. It's not a new problem at all. Hell, they were making movies about this problem for over 60 years.

New Trumps Old

If you were to ask me, 'Who is a better porn star? Lisa Ann, or Skin Diamond?' I'm going to say Lisa Ann every day, and twice on Sundays. ( I know I just made a few guys want to punch me through their computers saying that ) But at the same time, if you ask me, 'Who do you have you spent more time with during health activities lately?' I have to say, Skin Diamond. The reason is, I've seen Lisa Ann's asshole so many times, I could probably draw it for you from memory. Do I need to see it again? Probably not. Which brings me to my point. If I happened to have just found Lisa Ann, I'd pretty much be spending every waking moment searching for anything else she's ever done. So in that light, these are the four porn stars I wish I have never saw, so I can find them for the first time again, and enjoy the body of their collective works. And their bodies.. Which they work.. Collectively.


Gianna and Sara

Amy Reid

There's really two reasons that I want to go back in time to rediscover Amy Reid. First, in my humble opinion, she pretty much has one of the best bodies for porn that I have seen. It's really too bad that she's about as dumb as a pile of sticks. I can't really say that, I don't know the girl from Eve, but I can tell you she's made a couple of bad decisions. First, it's the plastic surgery that she's doing on her face. I feel like if she does any more of it, Joan Rivers is going to tell her that it's too much. If she just aged naturally like a lot of other porn stars out there, she would have been great. If you are discovering Amy for the first time, please do yourself a favor, and look for the stuff she did when she first started out. It's hot as hell.

Gianna Michaels / Sara Jay

I really don't know why, but I kind of see these two as the same porn star. Maybe because they pretty much have the same body type. Acts the same. Gives head the same. ( Although Gianna sometimes tries to see if she can get the guy's dick to come out her ass via her esophagus. The girl has zero gag reflex. ) Talks dirty the same way. Hell, they do half of their scenes together. If you were to tell me that they were room mates, not only would that have to be the sexiest apartment known to man, but I would be completely unsurprised. They're the type of porn star that will work their asses off during the scene, and after they lost about 3 pounds in sweat, swallowed half a cup of cum, and punched the guy in his balls for his troubles, they leaves their clothes on the ground and walk right out the door. True pros.

Jada Fire


Jada Fire's nipple

Jada for me, is a bit of a double edged sword. On the one hand, I'm totally and utterly in love with her, and if her nipples told me to punch my sister in the face, it wouldn't be a second before I was apologizing to my brother in law, and he would be saying, 'I totally understand. Jada Fire's nipples told you to do it.' On the other hand.. She pees on everything now. I know, I know.. they call it 'squirting'. What ever the heck you believe is coming out of her body, it happens all the time now. I know that porn stars tend to get type cast like other actors do, but she's got to break out of the model for my sake. Go back to Peter North and do a couple of POV movies. Anything that doesn't involve a tarp, please. If you're new to Jada, the further you get in her career, the more fluid becomes involved.

Nautica Thorn

Nautica Thorn for me is what the Super Nintendo is for a lot of people. Pure nostalgia. Now you might question this because she was only born in '84 and she hasn't had the career of someone like Lisa Ann who's been around for the majority of Nautica's life. But Nautica was hitting her stride around the same time that internet porn was really hitting it's stride. And for me, she was the definitive porn star at that time.


Nautica Thorn

Now it's almost a where is she now type situation. She, herself, admitted that doing scenes almost every day in the beginning really wore her out and now she's doing it on a much more casual basis. While I wish her all the luck in the world on whatever path she takes, I long for the days where you could find her under every rock and around every corner. Hopefully she can make the jump to mainstream like Sasha Grey, with projects like she did in Knocked Up.

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