RedTube.com Gold #1

Paging Dr. Les Bian! Les Bian To The White Courtesy Phone

This RedTube clip raises a lot of questions, in fact, more questions than man could hope to have answered. Questions like:

  • Why does this doctor have a bad dance music loop as her office muzak?
  • Why aren't the doctor's subjects wearing skirts? If for no other reason than common courtesy of not making the doctor's assistant pull their pants down.
  • Exactly what medical procedure involves a dildo?
  • Why are so many movies like this shot in Russia?

Yep, as you might have guessed, this week's RedTube Gold features lesbians. Lots and lots of lesbians. Five of them, to be exactly, all in a doctor's office because...um...they want to test medical grade dildos? To be honest, there's not much in the way of plot in this movie, even by porn standards. Pretty much it's drop trou, insert dildo, all to a stock music loop the post house probably found preprogrammed into the Casio.

We're fascinated by this clip because it's just enough like standard porn that the little weird things about it really pop out. Like the total lack of anything other than that terrible dance loop for, like, the first ten minutes. Seriously? Nothing? Not even a badly dubbed in moan? And why did nobody realize that the doctor's assistant is, by far, the cutest girl out of these five, although we have some erect, er, affection for the slightly chunky one in the middle. This is not making us think well of the porn producers in Eastern Europe, we have to admit.

In the end, it's what every red-blooded man wants: five lesbians with medical grade equipment enjoying each other's company. Just...maybe watch it on mute.

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