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Lily Love From The Waist Down

Lily Love From The Waist Down
Today we're checking out a lovely lady in stockings so we can forget that we have a government filled with children. The special lady taking our attention today will be the lovely Lily Love, and with her, she brings her amazing legs. Now, you don't have to assign a special prosecutor to figure out that I would like my head crushed between her thighs until I pass out. ( I can't be the only one, right? ) Since that's not going to happen though, I'm going to have to remain satisfied that I can enjoy them from a distance, and that some guy, somewhere.. might be getting his head crushed by her thighs tonight.

Naughty Bookworms - Megan Sage

Naughty Bookworms - Megan Sage
Now that Net Neutrality is probably going to be a thing of the past in a year or two, we might want to consider getting everything we want off the internet now while we still can. Because once companies start charging different rates for different things, you know that porn is going to be the number one most expensive thing to download. That's the first thing they're going to change because they know that no one is going to complain about it. Because frankly, no one wants to be the guy yelling at the top of his lungs that porn is too expensive. Well guess what.. I'll be that guy. I'm already paying a lot, it doesn't need to be any more Comcast.

Money Talks - Olivia Lua

Money Talks - Olivia Lua
Today we're checking out lovely Olivia Lua and games she plays over at Money Talks. If you don't know what Money Talks is, it's a site that has women do random things for money of course. The problem is, this site has been around for years and years, and they ran out of ideas a couple of years ago, so the randomness has gone off the charts. ( maybe that's not a problem after all ) If you think of it like Porn - The Game Show, you start to get a proper idea of what you're in for. So let's check out what Olivia has in store for today..

Piper Perri and Comic-Con

Piper Perri and Comic-Con
I know that Comic-Con isn't until July, but the hotel early bird specials are up, and I just wanted to mention a few things here if you're thinking about going. Now, you might be thinking about staying close by in a hotel and after checking out the prices for the rooms, I can predict the first thought that has entered your mind. You're thinking that if some of your friends are going, you might get a room together and you'll have more money for that signed poster of Halle Berry as Catwoman you've always wanted. Let me tell you now, you're going into this with the wrong attitude..

Shoplyfters - Charity Crawford and Zoey Laine

Shoplyfters - Charity Crawford and Zoey Laine
There's a little thing in life called a back room shady deal. It usually has something to do with money and the loss of a kidney. It doesn't necessarily have to take place in a back room, but that's always preferable to a out in the open shady deal. If you work out of a shady back room, any deal that happens is going to probably be a back room shady deal. And in the porn world, any deal ever made is always going to be for sex. So if you mix the two together, you're going to end up with Shoplyfter. A site that lifts back room shady deals to an art form.

Naughty Office - Eva Lovia

Naughty Office - Eva Lovia
It's Friday everyone. That means you're going to get to have two days with your life before you go back to the soul crushing minutiae that is your job. But if we take a lesson from porn, you can make your job a little bit more fun to go to. Let's take a look at this scene from Naughty Office, and see what we can apply to our own lives. First, you have to find someone in the office that one, you want to have sex with.. and two, have learned the lessons of porn themselves. Got 'em? Let's get started.

Fantasy HD - Lola Taylor

Fantasy HD - Lola Taylor
You know how there are some people out there that put on ChapStick every three to four hours a day? And on the days they forget their ChapStick they're constantly complaining about how dry their lips are, because their body as stopped making their natural moisture years ago? I wonder if that's what it's like for people who use sex lube a lot. Like, one night you just don't have any lube around, but you still want to have sex anyway, so you try it out, but it ends up like sticking your dick in a bag of sand.

Pure Mature - Alana Cruise

Pure Mature - Alana Cruise
After a long day of work, sometimes all you want to do is sit on the couch with your legs slightly open.. maybe take your panties off, and relax. But while you're starting to fade into your little cat nap, you're man is setting up a fuck station right next to where you're sleeping. This is how it goes in the porn world. No matter what you're doing, there's always going to be time for sex. Whether you're home after a long day at work, or out shopping for new shoes at the shoe store, you're going to have sex if you live the porn life style. Now let's look at it from a man's perspective.

Slut Hotel - Isis, Rachel and Romi

Slut Hotel - Isis, Rachel and Romi
After the Oscars a couple of nights ago, you might be looking for some good cinema that you can check out in your down time. Judging by the films on the Best Pictures list, it's probably not going to be any of those, so we're going to have to come up with some alternatives. Could I make a suggestion? A recently released mystery is on part three of it's magnum opus. It's a tale of a man stuck in a hotel trying to get out. In his way are slut after slut that demand to be fucked until they're satisfied. Will he ever make it out of the hotel? Does he even want to leave? Find out the mysteries of Slut Hotel.

Aubrey's Blind Date

Aubrey's Blind Date
Not a lot of people are a fan of the blind date. It's kind of like Christmas morning, as you don't exactly know what you're going to be waking up to, but there's that hope that it's something really great. But with blind dates, there's some odds involved with the process that you can work out on your own. In the large scheme of things, you can just think to yourself, what percentage of people in the world would I like to fuck? Twenty percent? Forty? Those are your odds for your blind date. A more practical approach though, is how good looking are the people my friend knows? If you see your friend hanging out with ugly people, what are the chances that they're going to find someone good looking for you? If you're using an online dating service, it's even easier. You just have to ask yourself, how ugly am I? Because really, you're the type of person that's going to be using that service, so if you're hoping for someone better than you, don't get your hopes up too high.

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