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Real Ex-Girlfriends - Aubrey Gold

Real Ex-Girlfriends - Aubrey Gold
Today we're checking out the lovely small tits of Aubrey Gold. If you're a guy like me, and like to keep up with current events, watch the news a lot, stare at the mailman through your window.. you know what's been going on this past weekend. If you don't, about a billion women took to the streets on Saturday to let the world know that there's a shit load of women in the world. And when there's a shit load of anything in the world, you have to pay attention to it. But I've been paying attention to women most of my life for one specific reason. They're the ones that have all the tits..

Trump 2017

Trump 2017
Well, it's officially official. Donald J Trump is the President of the United States. I know a lot of people out there are feeling like they felt at 11:59PM, Dec 31, 1999. Everyone was standing around waiting for Y2K to shut the world down, but nothing ever happened, and the world went on as it always has. Now people are waiting for something else to happen, stocking up on soup cans and bottled water, waiting for the world to burn, but they don't know one thing.. President Trump told us that he's taking the weekend off, so you have to wait until Monday. But more importantly than the world burning down is, how is this going to affect my porn?

Haley Reed - Bang Bus

Haley Reed - Bang Bus
Today we're checking out the very lovely Haley Reed. If you don't know who she is, don't feel too bad, she's pretty new. And like all new porn stars, she's going to have to take a ride on the bus. Porn is kind of weird like that. It's almost like you're not a full fledged porn star unless you've been on a few sites, and Bang Bus is one of them. Are you a porn star? .. Maybe? .. Have you been fucked silly in the back of a stained filled van and then dumped on the side of the road? .. Oh, ya, I'm a porn star.

Adria Rae

Adria Rae
It's only a couple of more days until the new year, and it seems like a lot of people can't wait for this one to be over. I don't know if 2016 is worst year in recent memory, but I'd be happy to start a new year. Just like our boy here who's lost his job recently. Good thing for him though, he has the best cheerer upper in the world staying at his house. Let's see if he's going to be happy in the new year or not..

Tiny 4K - Sydney Cole

Tiny 4K - Sydney Cole
Whelp, it's one more week until Christmas, so if you're going to order something, you better do it now. You have to figure all the mail guys and package delivery guys out there are sick and tired of your packages, so that's going to drop your chances of getting it on time by ten percent. And with all of the storms happening around the country, that's going to drop your chances even more. So even if you order today, you're still looking at about a fifteen to twenty percent chance of your package spending Christmas in a UPS service center. Unless, of course, you give the gift of porn..

AVN Awards Voting Time

AVN Awards Voting Time
It's that time of year again, and I'm not talking about Christmas, I'm talking about something a little more important. I'm talking about the AVN Awards and everyone's ability to make your favorite porn star's year a little happier. So if you have an hour or two, you can head over to their page, sign up, and then start looking at the choices for porn stars of the year. Abella Danger is on the list, and that's who we're taking a look at today. And if you're going to vote on the AVN's this year, I have one argument for voting for Abella.

Regular Old Porn

Regular Old Porn
Today we're taking a break from alternate porn stuff in favor of good old fashion meat and potatoes porn. No matter what alternate porn stuff you're into, you need to go back to the normal, every day, porn more often than you think. Yes, you might be having fun with your Japanese girls being bought from a vending machine by a guy on his lunch break, but if you're looking at that all the time, it's not going to be special anymore. Every once in a while, you have to go back to a normal, medium build, brunette girl that's about a solid 8. So today we have..

Black Friday Sales

Black Friday Sales
I hope everyone had a pretty great Thanksgiving. Mine was very fun.. I got to watch my friend and his girlfriend break up right after dinner, so that, plus the Lion's game, made this one of the better holiday's I've had in the past few years. But yesterday was yesterday and black Friday is black Friday, and that means Christmas hell. And with Christmas comes all the shopping that goes along with it. But if you really want to be happy out there on the battlefield spending money for other people, you've got to get a little something for yourself first. Luckily, the porn industry has you covered.

My Friend's Hot Girl - Chanel Preston

My Friend's Hot Girl - Chanel Preston
With the holiday season coming up, we're all going to need a few tips on how to do a little shopping for your loved ones. And, as with everything else, we can get a few tips from porn on this one. Let's take these tips from the lovely Chanel Preston as an example as to what we can do. First of all, whenever you're going out to buy anything sexual for your partner, always bring someone else their size, so they can 'try it on'. This always opens up the possibility of random sex, which is what shopping is all about. This also works when shopping for dildos and butt plugs, but not so much for whips and chains. ( especially when you buy the chains in the hardware department of a shopping mall.

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi
If you live outside the country widely considered by American's to be the greatest country in the world, the U.S., then you might not know that Thanksgiving is coming up. If you don't know what Thanksgiving is, it's a holiday that you spend with your family to see if you even want to talk to them during the Christmas season. You see, if you find yourself wanting to leave 45 minutes after you got there, then at least you can just zone out on football for the rest of the day. And if that's not doing it for you, you can leave and no one's going to be put off too much, as it's only Thanksgiving. The best part is, if you find yourself thinking the next morning that there's no way in hell you can do Christmas and New Year's Eve with these people, you have plenty of time to come up with an excuse.

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