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Black Friday Sales

Black Friday Sales
I hope everyone had a pretty great Thanksgiving. Mine was very fun.. I got to watch my friend and his girlfriend break up right after dinner, so that, plus the Lion's game, made this one of the better holiday's I've had in the past few years. But yesterday was yesterday and black Friday is black Friday, and that means Christmas hell. And with Christmas comes all the shopping that goes along with it. But if you really want to be happy out there on the battlefield spending money for other people, you've got to get a little something for yourself first. Luckily, the porn industry has you covered.

My Friend's Hot Girl - Chanel Preston

My Friend's Hot Girl - Chanel Preston
With the holiday season coming up, we're all going to need a few tips on how to do a little shopping for your loved ones. And, as with everything else, we can get a few tips from porn on this one. Let's take these tips from the lovely Chanel Preston as an example as to what we can do. First of all, whenever you're going out to buy anything sexual for your partner, always bring someone else their size, so they can 'try it on'. This always opens up the possibility of random sex, which is what shopping is all about. This also works when shopping for dildos and butt plugs, but not so much for whips and chains. ( especially when you buy the chains in the hardware department of a shopping mall.

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi

2 Chicks Same Time - AJ Applegate and Valentina Nappi
If you live outside the country widely considered by American's to be the greatest country in the world, the U.S., then you might not know that Thanksgiving is coming up. If you don't know what Thanksgiving is, it's a holiday that you spend with your family to see if you even want to talk to them during the Christmas season. You see, if you find yourself wanting to leave 45 minutes after you got there, then at least you can just zone out on football for the rest of the day. And if that's not doing it for you, you can leave and no one's going to be put off too much, as it's only Thanksgiving. The best part is, if you find yourself thinking the next morning that there's no way in hell you can do Christmas and New Year's Eve with these people, you have plenty of time to come up with an excuse.

Pornspot and Emmily

Pornspot and Emmily
Today we're checking out the lovely little Emmily, who apparently doesn't speak English, so Bang Bros brought in a translator for this one. So, even though the camera stays on her most of the time, there's a lot of talking to the guy, which I don't give a fuck about. But, that's really how Bang Bros does it, right? They get the hottest Latina girls in the world, get them together to get fucked, and the camera guy talks to the guy the whole time. That's just how they roll over there.

Exxxtra Small - Mickey Reise

Exxxtra Small - Mickey Reise
Today we're learning what it's like to stop growing before you hit being a teenager. Not being able to reach the top shelf or anything on it. Having to sit on a phone book when you drive a car. Not being able to ride any of the rides at the amusement park. It's a tough life. But there are some benefits to being that short though. Shitty people don't see you in a crowd, so they won't come over and talk to you. You can order from the kid's menu no problem. No one asks you if they could borrow any of your clothes. And most importantly for Mickey Reise, she doesn't have to kneel down to give a blowjob.

My Very First Time - Natasha Novo

My Very First Time - Natasha Novo
Today we're getting ready for the weekend and I'm sure most of you are getting together with some friends, going out, doing things, having fun. For the rest of us, let's spend this time checking out how people in porn get together and do things with friends. This time, Natasha Novo is getting together with a couple of her friends to see if she can take on two dicks at the same time. The site is, My Very First Time, and in this case, it might be her last time too. You know at the beginning of the scene when they ask if this was their first time doing a scene like this? Well, she wasn't lying.

POVD - Brooke Logan

POVD - Brooke Logan
Today we're checking out the lovely Brooke Logan, one of my favorite porn stars today. She's been out of the game a bit due to illness, but in the hopes of her coming back soon, I'm going to put up one of her old scenes from POVD. Yes, she has absolutely no ass crack, ( it's just the small of her back straight to her asshole ) and yes, her tit job isn't the best it could have been, but she has to be one of the top 5 hottest porn stars of all time. I think I would by a 'porn' video of just her having sex, but you could only see her face. That's how good she looks while she has a dick in her ass.

Dirty Wives Club - Abby Cross

Dirty Wives Club - Abby Cross
Have you ever seen those pictures of a President before and after his term, and you can see how much he's aged over the years? Well, porn stars age at twice the rate of a President, which works out to about 3.4 times the rate of a normal human. As an example, we can check out Abby Cross only a couple of years ago, and how she is now, and there's a bit of a difference. I'm not saying she looks old, but she went from the teen section of a site, to the MILF section in four years. But in that time, she's just as hot, if not hotter.

Naughty Rich Girls - Heather Vahn

Naughty Rich Girls - Heather Vahn
I know that there are a shit load of Naughty Rich Girls out there in the world. Hell, they even have their own television show with the Kardashians. And when Paris and Kim's and a few other sex tapes came out, I thought there was a little golden age where we got to see where real rich girls really like to fuck. Hey, what the fuck else do they do all day. I know it's not housework. But alas, the golden age came to a stop, and we had to turn our lives back to the reality of porn. It's nice to know that will never leave us.

Brazzers - Riley Reid and Elsa Jean

Brazzers - Riley Reid and Elsa Jean
Besides places in a house ( bedroom, living room, etc.. ), the single most used place to film porn has to be a jail cell. I would think that it's one of those sets that every porn company has, and just uses it when they don't have a good idea. It's like they keep a 'days since last used' sign over the set, and if it goes over 10 days, they start to get nervous and make a porn scene in it. All of which is fine by me though. It's usually a woman's prison and there's usually some lesbian action happening, so I'm all for it. I'm just wondering if there are any other places in the world that women are forced to hang out together for long periods of time. Maybe random sex could break out at a filming of the new Ghostbusters movie or something.

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