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Monster Curves - Jada Stevens

Monster Curves - Jada Stevens
Can you really call perfect curves 'Monster Curves'? I don't think so. And that's really what Jada Stevens is all about. There's not a part of her ass that I would change in any way. Now, someone else might think a little different about it, but of course, they would be wrong, and they should burn in a layer of hell reserved for people like the guy who invented New Coke, and Hitler.

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July!
Happy Birthday America! If you didn't know, or from a part of the planet that just doesn't give a shit, about 241 years ago, a nice man named John Adams and his a bit aggressive cousin Sam from the great state of Massachusetts convinced a very tall man named George Washington from the great state of Virginia to lead an army of volunteers to wage war against the English. And in celebration of that, we United States citizens honor every soldier that served this country, salute the flag that was created, and blow off a few fingers in celebration. But there are other things that Americans do to celebrate the holiday, and today we're going to look at them.. namely, water sports and store sales.

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass
You see, this is what's wrong with the world today. If a woman came to my house with a bill in her hand, the probability of me being able to pull out my dick and pay for the bill is pretty close to zero. But if I went to a woman's house with a bill and she threw her tits in my face, I'm probably going to be paying for any bill I have in my hand. Now, I don't know who to blame for this problem, but I know it's probably not me, and I know it should be someone else. And this is why the mail service has to keep raising the price of postage stamps. Mailmen around the world are losing their paychecks trying to deliver these bills to the ladies of the world, and they're ending up with less and less money each week. You really should take the time to thank your local mailman, because really, they're doing a hero's job.

The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid

The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid
Today we're learning about why farmers always genetically modified food to be in the shape of a penis. You see, most people in the world think that the sole purpose for vegetables is to make kids cry while you try to get them to eat it. But there are many other uses for the variety of the vegetables that grow on this green earth. You can eat them yourselves ( that's actually true, I looked it up ), use them to smoke weed out of, as a substitute for a dildo.. you can carve a hole, warm them up in the microwave, and stick your dick in it.. or a myriad of other uses. What's that? You noticed a use that you find interesting? Well let's just let the lovely Riley Reid teach us one of the many ways to get full use out of your vegetables.

Doctor Adventures - Darcia Lee

Doctor Adventures - Darcia Lee
Here we're going to get to see a guy do what pretty much every other guy has been thinking about doing most of his life. Now you might be thinking it's about fucking Darcia Lee, and normally you would be right. But that's not what I'm talking about today. Today I'm talking about sticking your dick into one of those things that take your blood pressure, and then pumping it all the way up. You know the doctor's dick has been in there at least 20 times. I just want to try it once, that's not too bad, right?

Corsets and How They Can Save the World

Corsets and How They Can Save the World
Today we're checking out the very excellent Alex Harper and why the greatest time in the world was when women walked around in corsets all day. Yes, I'm sure that it might have been uncomfortable for some of the women involved. And yes, it would take a little getting use to walking around at half mast all day, but I think in the long run, society in general would be better for it. Communication would improve greatly between the sexes for one. I mean, if their tits are pushed up closer to their face, you're bound to talk to them more, am I right? Let's see and find out.

Euro Sex Parties - Cecilia Scott and Rina Ellis

Euro Sex Parties - Cecilia Scott and Rina Ellis
Today we're checking out the lovely Cecilia Scott and Rina Ellis, and what it's like to get an erection with a dude with an erection right next to you. Sex parties have always been something that I love exist, but never had any interest in trying myself. But really, isn't that what porn is all about? I mean, you're not going to catch me in a dungeon any time soon, but I'll watch a chick in lederhosen stand on a guy's neck while she drinks a pint of beer. I can't be the only one that wants to see that, right?

Tiny 4K - Emma Ryder

Tiny 4K - Emma Ryder
Today we're checking out a very lovely woman with very small openings on her body. The lady is Emma Ryder and she has to be the first time I've ever looked at a porn star's vagina and thought, 'hummm.. that might not fit'. Because really, porn star pussy is a little like Mr. Fantastic, it can stretch to whatever size it needs to be. But Emma I was only 95% sure it would be fine. But that's really what Tiny 4K is all about, right?

Bang Bus - Evelin Stone

Bang Bus - Evelin Stone
Today we're picking up the lovely Evelin Stone, and really one question came to mind while I was watching this. If you're giving a homeless person a ride, does it matter where you drop them off? You might ask where that fits into the current porn scene we're checking out today, but I don't want to ruin the surprise ending, so I'm not going to tell you. What I am going to tell you though, is that Evelin is a girl that needs a ride to a beach. A better beach than the one she's currently wandering on. And there's really one rule for getting rides on the Bang Bus.. Ass, Gas or Grass, because no one rides for free. ( And I'm pretty happy it's always ass )

Housewife 1 on 1 - Aidra Fox

Housewife 1 on 1 - Aidra Fox
Today we're checking out the lovely Aidra Fox and her little fashion show for us all. You see, when Aidra goes shopping for new clothes, she likes to think about us while she's doing it. It's kind of like when you buy a bowling ball for your wife, and you put your name on it, and you just keep asking to borrow it every week. It's really for both of you. When Aidra buys lingerie, it's really for us too, so it's only fare that we get to help put it on. And then subsequently take it off.

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