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Pure Mature - Stephanie Moretti

Pure Mature - Stephanie Moretti
Is it just me, or is the porn industry's definition of 'mature', a little different than it should be. It seems like anyone over the age of 25 could be considered mature. Maybe it's all because not many porn stars make it past a certain age, and they have to go younger and younger to find new women for the site. Let's take for instance, Stephani(e) Moretti. If I had to guess, by looking at her taint, I would say that she's about 26. Now obviously, I could be wrong, but I don't think I'm off by much. That's not even close to mature in any way. So what they hell is she doing on Pure Mature?

My Friend's Hot Girl - Dana Vespoli

My Friend's Hot Girl - Dana Vespoli
If you've been around here for a while, you know that I kind of have a thing for Dana Vespoli. She's really the only Kink performer that I follow, even a little. In fact, she got my vote for the best Kink performer of the 2015 AVN awards. I don't usually enjoy the Kink genre as much as the others, but when it comes to her, I over look the context and focus on the material. She's usually on sites like Evil Angel, which she has a shit load of work on by the way, so when she's on sites like My Friend's Hot Girl, I try not to pass up the opportunity to check her out in the 'normal' porn realms. IS it weird that I'm actually rooting for some porn stars this year for the awards? Have I gone to far down the rabbit hole?

Seduced By A Cougar - Emma Starr

Seduced By A Cougar - Emma Starr
Today we have the very fine Emma Starr, who's a Cowboy's fan, so I guess she's going to be happy for the Super Bowl because we all know that whole thing is rigged anyway. I don't want to say that someone was in the ear of the ref during that game, and telling him that he should pick up that flag, or start to look for a new job, but it kind of feels that way. I guess it will ultimately not matter, because no matter how much the refs help out, you can't cover up how much Romo loves to choke in big games. If he makes it to the Super Bowl, I'll give up porn for a day. No.. 12 hours.

MILF Hunter - Bianka

MILF Hunter - Bianka
We're catching up with the MILF Hunter today to see how the second one is doing. If you've been on this site a while, you might remember that we lamented the loss of the first one, but at the same time, we acknowledge that it might be time for him to retire. When you think about it, ten years is a long time in the porn business, especially if you're working as the main guy on one site, so it's totally understandable that in the latter years, his game started to slow down a bit. I know I wasn't the same man at 35 than I was at 25, so I can't expect him to be either.

Pure Mature - Heather Vahn

Pure Mature - Heather Vahn

Today we're checking out Heather Vahn, the woman that speaks on twitter only using hashtags. Well.. she does use some nouns every now and again.. but not verbs. Never verbs. In fact, as I read the twitter account, I missed verbs more and more. So in honor of verbs, I submit a children's poem, in the hopes that Heather will one day use a verb.. or adverb.. either one.

My Busy Day

I run, I ride.
I read and write.
I pick, I pull.
I fly a kite..

Dirty Wives Club - Heather Vahn

Dirty Wives Club - Heather Vahn
I would have to say that it's been about three or four years since I've actually read anything online. As with most people, I've learned long ago that reading never actually got you anywhere in life, and reading something that's been posted online actively pulls you further away from life goals while you're reading it. It's a phenomenon called O'Reillying. It's where meaningless things in life draw your attention away from the more meaningful things, like porn and pizza. And once you get into the pull of reading things on the internet, it starts to not be enough. You start to want more.. but how do you get more? You can't read everything on the internet. That's just too many words..

Naughty Office - Darla Crane, Syren De Mer

Naughty Office - Darla Crane, Syren De Mer
Today we have Darla and Syren getting together to show off their talents to the office. I personally feel bad that this boy was only hired to be a fuck toy for the rest of the women in the office, but I'm glad that he's got a job in today's economy. I know that women have had a problem with sex in the workplace for years now, and it's nice to see a little equality and have men start to see that they are the exploited ones in the workplace. For years I've always wanted to break through that glass ceiling and truly be sexually exploited by the women that I work with.

My Friend's Hot Mom - Nicole Moore

My Friend's Hot Mom - Nicole Moore
Today we're talking about Nicole Moore for purely selfish reasons. The main reason I'm talking about her, is a reason that's not entirely uncommon among the porn fans out there. It's mainly because she looks like someone I know. What's even worse, she looks like one of my best friend's mom. So when she came up on the site My Friend's Hot Mom, it just fit so well, I couldn't let this opportunity pass. And the best part is, for the past 20 years or so, I reminded this guy, almost weekly, how much I want to have sex with his mom.

MILF Next Door - Destiny Dixon and Brianna Ray

MILF Next Door - Destiny Dixon and Brianna Ray
Today we're checking out Destiny Dixon and Brianna 'no ass' Ray on MILF Next Door. I shouldn't actually say that Brianna has no ass. It's more like she has an older woman's ass. You know the misshapen ass that happens to a woman on or around the age of 35. It use to be called a secretary spread, but I have no idea of the modern term for it. Maybe executive assistant spread? I have no idea. Let's get back to the porn.

Mother of Day

When see this you know it's going to be a mother of a day!
Yes, I know it's a little bit too late for Mother's Day. I'm pretty sure that a lot of you are glad that it's over with and I can understand that shit because just like Valentine's Day, you pretty much had to put up with dirty looks if you didn't get your mother's in your life something. I can feel your pain it's not easy when you've got a lot of mothers in your family that you've got to think about. I mean it's not like you could just leave anybody out because you would be sure to hear about that shit later.

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