BFFs forever

Today we're checking out some young ladies before they make the trip back to college. They've been friends for a very long time and wanted to make a little video for themselves so they have something to remember each other by when they're away. Because for BFFs, it's not enough to just call and text. They need to film themselves trying on lingerie, rubbing each other's asses, and then having lesbian sex so they can watch it later while they masturbate because their boyfriend left them unfulfilled. You know, normal best friend shit..

Because we all know that, if there's one thing that's lacking at college, it's experimental lesbian sex. Which is why, when I come back in my next life, I want to come back as a college girl. I think if I'm really good in this one, God will let me come back as a lesbian in the next life. Women that are bisexual and in college have the greatest chance of getting laid in all of human society. It's just fact.

Donald Trump could never, in his life, grab as much pussy as a college lesbian does. That's just science. And my mother always told me that if I try hard enough, I could be anything I want to be, and that's a hot college age lesbian. I think I can do it.

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