The Newlywed Game

Honeymoon Fucking!

Well as most of you know my fellow pervs, I've been married for some months now and I have to say that I've never been happier. When you first get married, everything's pretty much new to you both and you have to get used to the fact that you have taken that big step of letting everybody know that you both plan on spending your lives together. Sure you don't really need a piece of paper to tell everybody that but there's just something about having it down in black and white that just seals the deal and that's a good thing. At least, I think so.


When you're newlyweds, it's just like buying a new car with that new car smell and I'm pretty sure there are a lot of people who love that new car smell. I guess it's because it's the feeling you get in knowing that you finally have something that you wanted for a long time and you finally got it and it's yours. It's a feeling that I'm sure that a lot of newlyweds go through. It's a great feeling, at least, I know it was for me.


When you first get married you are in what people call the "honeymoon stage". The both of you are pretty much trying to enter the hardcore, any and everywhere you can. You both find yourselves trying to fuck every chance you get and not giving two fucks about other shit. Basically, everything else that's going on pretty much takes a back burner because the only thing that's pretty much on your minds is to destroy that ass as many times as you can like you're trying to make sure that you've laid claim to that shit and making sure that your mark shows.


The other shit that comes with marriage is further from your mind because the both of you are trying to pretty much fuck each other's brains out. You find yourself not thinking about all that other shit like bills and shit. Your main focus is doing the 40oz bounce until you both pass out. Nothing more, nothing less. It's like when you both got married it gave you license to fuck like crazy.


It's like when you first got your driver's license. I'm pretty sure that all of us remember wanting to drive everything that we could get our hands on. You weren't thinking about all the shit that could happen while you were driving like accidents and shit. You were thinking about all the places that you could go and all the shit that you could do because you had been given a power that freed you from the bounds of asking somebody to take you somewhere. All you had to do was get in a car and the world opened up to you.


It's pretty much the same way when you get married. You find yourself going crazy because you've now got license to fuck like rabbits. You don't have to worry about trying to find somebody to bust that nut with or other shit like that. You've got somebody to fuck right there ready and waiting. The fucking is on a regular basis and you're so ready to go at the drop of a hat.


As time goes on, you both start to realize that there's a lot more to being married than just having the screaming O. You realize that there's a lot more shit that goes into being married than just being able to fuck like rabbits when you want to. There's more shit that you have to think about and consider. That shit usually happens when the new starts to wear off and you realize that marriage is a lot more than both of you saying "I do."


It's not really a bad thing. I mean the other shit is pretty much manageable if you have the mindset for that shit. I think there are some mother fuckers that don't realize that certain shit changes when you get married. You are not just dating anymore with a promise to marry. Oh no, you have finally done that shit and it's time start doing all the shit that married people do besides fucking.


Sure Mrs. WANG and I have a good fucking sex life but we also realize that marriage isn't all about sex. I mean you have to consider all the bills and other shit that comes along with it. It's not like that shit is going to be pretty much an all out, all day Bang Bros Network type shit where you don't have to worry about other things. You have to be ready to deal with shit as a couple and not just by yourself.


Plus, when you get married, you start to do things as a couple like go out with other couples. It's not going to be some orgy type shit neither. It's going to be your wife wanting to hang out with some other couple because she gets along with the wife and in her mind she thinks that you are going to get along with the husband because you both might have something in common.


I'm pretty sure that every married man has gone through the shit of being set up on a playdate with the husband of another couple. That shit is very awkward. I thought Chris Rock was bullshitting about that but you find out that shit is true when you get married but I found out that he wasn't kidding about that shit and it was the truth down to the last word. I've experienced that shit myself being married and let me tell you it's some weird shit.


For those of you mother fuckers that don't know what the fuck I'm talking about let me tell you.


Getting set up on a playdate with a husband or other husbands happen when your wife knows or meets another woman that's in a relationship or better yet married. The two women hit it off and they come up with the crazy notion that if the two or more women get along then their husbands or men are going to hit it off too. I don't know where they get that shit from but for some reason they do.


I experienced that shit myself. My wife thought that it would be a good idea if I spent time with a friend of hers' husband while she and her friend had a girls night out. They left us there pretty much trying to figure out some shit that we had in common, while they were out having a good fucking time.


Now if you've ever been put in that fucking situation, like I said before, you know how that shit is. Both of you trying to find some shit to talk about or have in common to try to get through the fact that your wife or woman just threw your ass into some shit that you don't know how it will turn out. You find yourself hoping that the shit will be over with and that you don't wind up looking like a stupid mother fucker when all is done.


They talk their asses off then leave you both alone trying to find some shit that you both could talk about or do, not even thinking about the fact that you both might not really like each other or even have some shit in common. You both end up nervous than a mother fucker because you don't want to do or say the wrong shit.


Meanwhile the chicks are having a good time, talking and doing shit. They are getting along great while you and the other husband or man are trying to find a way to get through the shit. Depending on whose house you're at, one of you mother fuckers try to identify with the other one because you both really don't know shit about the other. You both really don't know if you both actually have some shit that would help you to get along with each other.


You start asking each other questions about shit that you hope the other one would like so that you don't feel so fucking awkward that your women or wives could have fucking threw your ass to the sharks. With each question, you are hoping that you hit the jackpot about some shit that you both could actually have a fucking conversation about. I mean it's like playing one of those board games where you're trying to keep from doing some shit that would fuck up the game.


I mean you don't know this mother fucker and you don't know what might set their ass off. You're just hoping that you both don't find yourselves pissed off with each other at the end.


It could be some frustrating shit but somehow you both find your way through it. Somehow you both break the ice and with a little luck, you find out that you do have shit that you both could talk about. That shit could be anything from wives to sports, it end up not mattering because you might not bond but you find a way to get through the shit that your wives pretty much put you into.


Like I said before, I don't know what the fuck goes through a woman's mind that makes them think that because they get along with each other that their husbands will get along. It's like wives or girlfriends feel that just because they get along, us men are just supposed to get along too. I'm not fucking sure that they consider the fact that we might not fucking get along with each other and it doesn't matter if they are friends. It doesn't mean that we're going to be friends.


Let's face it guys, we make friends just like women do. We don't like feel like we've been forced into that shit. When we make a friend, it's because we tend to think that way about each other. We end up becoming buddies because that shit happens when you're cool with each other. That shit is not forced and it's not because of a play date that our wives or anybody set up. It's because we met and just clicked.


It's just like when women make friends with each other. They end up becoming friends because some shit happened and they ended feeling that the other one was cool. So as a result of that shit, they became friends. Simple as that.


And I don't know where they get this setting up playdate shit from. I mean when us guys meet another guy or married guy that we hit it off with, you don't find us trying to do that shit. We might bring the guy home to meet our family but you don't find us trying to set up playdates between our wives and girlfriends. We'll introduce them to each other and that's pretty much it.


I could go on and on about that shit but I've said enough.


Anyway, married life is good. It seems to get better everyday. Sure we have our arguments and shit but for the most part everything is going great. We're learning more about each other, fucking at least three times a day and I'm pretty sure that we are going to be doing that shit for years to come. Married life ain't as bad as mother fuckers think, it's pretty fucking good when you've married somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with and will fuck you at the drop of a dime.


Speaking of fucking, I think it's time for me to give Mrs. WANG some internal explosions with a side of a screaming O. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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