There Are Rules To This?

There Are Rules To This?

I've been a follower of Ultimate Surrender for a while now, but I've never really been 'into' it. I would watch a match hear and there, but it would be for about 15 minutes, or until I was 'done', and then I pretty much didn't think about it for a while. Well, up until the other day, I was having a conversation with a friend, and he made an off handed comment that made me think for a bit. He was telling me that the score on US actually meant something. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

It turns out there are actual rules to the whole fucking thing. That scoreboard that they keep showing during the match actually means something. Supposedly, the don't pick the winners before hand. The girls have a win / loss record on their pages. It's kind of weird. But the whole conversation got me thinking. How the fuck does this whole thing work?

Well, let's look at some of the rules that are on the site.

Control Points: 3 pts are awarded every 30 seconds of control. If the wrestler in control does not get a submission and does not have fingers inserted in her opponents pussy then the control and hold will be broken at the 90 second mark. If the dominant wrestler with control does have fingers inserted in her opponent's pussy the hold and fingering will continue until the figures come out of the opponents pussy. After 90 seconds if there is no submission and fingers are not in the pussy the ref repositions the wrestlers to up and down. The wrestler who was in the weaker position at the 90 second mark will be given the advantage when they start again.

One of my favorite rules of any sport ever, it probably one of the hardest things to keep track of while you're watching. You've got to have a clock open next to the screen, and even then, you realize the judges are fudging it at best. It's a rough one.

Style points: Style points are awarded to a wrestler IN CONTROL that performs special actions. One style point equals 1 point for determining the over all winner

Shame points: The opposite of style points. These points tell the world that you got turned into someone's bitch. Very humiliating to have. Style and Shame points follow a wrestler her entire career.

Style and shame points, as far as I can tell, are added together during the match?? But are kept separate on the site. I have no fucking idea what the fuck is happening, and figure style and shame points are the main reason that the score gets as high as it does.

Weight Classes Featherweight = 90 - 115lbs

Lightweight = 116 - 135lbs

Welterweight = 135+lbs

I'm kind of glad that they never made a heavy weight class, but I know that there's a guy out there right now that a little disappointed.

There are plenty of other rules on the site of course, and there's a flow to the matches that would be hard for me to explain here, but if you're curious, I would definitely check it out. It's definitely worth it, because there are more than one porn stars out there that are ready to take out their frustrations on other stars. And it's pretty amazing to watch.

Some of the many wrestlers are below.

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