Mother Fucking Movies

Mother Fucking Movies!

I don't know about you my fellow pervs, but I don't find many movies out there that make me want to run my ass out there to see them. I mean sure they have had some pretty good shit come out over the past year, or even years for that matter, but for the most part, there hasn't been too much shit out there that was worth fucking paying the money to watch. Some of those mother fuckers have the risk of being so bad that you would rather just buy a bootleg or some shit like that because you know that if the mother fucker isn't good, then more than likely your ass won't feel that bad because you didn't spend that much trying to see it.


Sure, I know that you've got most of Hollywood mouths open like gagging whores, talking shit about how much they lose money when some mother fucker decides to download or bootleg they movies but when you think about the chance of paying for a movie that you might not like, you find yourself opting on the side of the bootleg because at least that way, if the shit is not good, you don't really lose that much money.


You have to admit thought that when a movie comes out in the theaters and has a good promo, it's enough to make you want to go see it by yourself, on a date or with the family and shit. But the fact of the matter is that there's a lot of us that don't have the money like that to take everybody to see some fucking movie that we are not sure that's good or not. With times being tight and us knowing that money talks, we find ourselves in a bind of what to do. I mean sure we all love going to the movies but I'm pretty fucking sure that there's a lot of us that could testify that by the time you pay for the tickets and the overpriced condiments and snacks they have, you'll almost be to the point where you own them money.


Nobody wants to go through that, I sure wouldn't but the fact of the matter is that when you spend your money, you want to feel that what you paid for was worth it. You don't want to go see a movie and coming out feeling like you've just been conned. You want to feel that your money was well spent and you got to enjoy spending it. I mean it's not like you've just got some money to throw around and shit. These days, you've got to watch what you spend.


That's why a lot of times you find mother fuckers buying bootleg shit. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that shit is right but the fact of the matter is that a lot of mother fuckers don't have the money to waste. I mean by the time your bills are done giving you the big sausage pizza, you're pretty much tapped out where money's concerned. So, you do what you have to at least be able to enjoy some of the shit that you might want to enjoy but don't really have the money to do it. It's not like we all have the cash to throw on a movie for the whole family that just came out. If that was the case, you wouldn't have mother fuckers out there bootleging movies.


I'm not defending that shit though. I feel like if you want to watch a movie, then you should buy a ticket like anybody else. I mean bootlegs are not the same are you sitting in a movie theater watching the movie with a whole lot of other mother fuckers on a big screen with overpriced snacks being sold to you. At least when you're at the movie theater, you could pretty much see the film without seeing some mother fucker walk across the screen obstructing your view when the very good part comes up.


Honestly, like I said before there are not too many movies out there these days that make me want to just straight out go to see them. Sure the advertisement for the movie might be good but the actual movie might not be that fucking good. I mean it's not like you could go up to the attendant at the movie theater and tell them that you want your money back. More than likely they are just going to look at your ass and laugh, that's pretty much all you're going to get.


I love a good movie myself but the truth is that I would rather not have to pay outrageous fucking prices just to enjoy a movie and even get snacks during that movie. Everybody wants to have something to snack on while they are watching a movie. Those theaters know that shit and they take advantage of your ass by making you pay those high ass prices to get the shit. That's why you have mother fuckers sneaking in shit to the movies because they only had enough to pay for the ticket and nothing else.


Anyway, some of the movies these days could have you think that you've been the victim of a sleep assault. When the commercial comes out for the shit, they make it so fucking good that you have to go see that shit. You pay your fucking money and it's like a hit or miss thing. It's just like that fucking coin machine that everybody played, one time or another, that enticed your ass with the chance of winning the pot but ended up taking your money leaving you walking away a big sucker.


Some of the storylines seem like a desperate attempt at trying to make a good movie out of a bad one. You'd find yourself more pissed off because they pretty much suckered your ass into seeing the movie. It's like they pulled a bait and switch on your ass and you feel like there's some big Hollywood producer laughing at your ass while they are counting the money they made from the shit.


For the most part, there are some good mother fucking movies out there. Sure some of them lack a good storyline but the rest of them are pretty fucking good and worth the money to see. As for the rest of them, I wish those mother fuckers had a good storyline to follow. I'm just saying.


Well, enough of this shit, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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