Eaten Alive by a Snake?

Here's a Pornstars Version of Being "Eaten Alive" by snakes!

Just when you thought animal shows couldn't get more extreme something like this shit happens. I'm pretty sure that you've seen or at least heard about the show on the Discovery Channel called Eaten Alive, where this mother fucker, dressed in body armor attempted to be eaten by a anaconda. The shit didn't happen though, they had to stop because the body armor that was supposed to protect the guy didn't protect him as well as they thought it would and he ended up getting a broken rib by the time the snake made it's way to eat him.


Needless to say the snake didn't get to eat him alive, which was something everybody was expecting to see. A lot of people got pissed off about it because they were looking forward to this guy being swallowed and shit out by the snake but all they got was a bait and switch pulled on their ass.


Honestly, I think animal shows are going too far with shit. I mean it's one thing to document the animal and shit but these mother fuckers want to fuck with them too. Then when the shit snaps at them, they want to kill the mother fucker. When one of those mother fuckers get attacked by an animal, I don't feel sorry for their ass, they're fucking with a animal that probably had a bad fucking day and doesn't want to be fucked with.


I find it funny how people like to fuck with these animals and wanna kill their ass if they get attacked by the mother fucker. I don't think that they even take the time to think about the shit that they are doing. It's like they are thinking in their minds that it would be cool if they just fuck with something that's pretty much fucking dangerous and could probably kill their ass with on swat.


It's one thing to try to bond with the animal but these mother fuckers are doing stupid shit to the animal. These mother fuckers go teasing the animal and shit like they think that mother fucker is supposed to just sit there and take that shit. Then when the animal comes after their ass they want the animal killed. How about this good shit? Leave the fucking animal alone. You're supposed to be there to just film the mother fucker.


Shit like this doesn't surprise me because you always have some people out there doing some shit that they are not supposed to be doing. I'm all for science and shit like that but the fact of the matter is that when you see these mother fuckers pulling the shit they do, it's hard to tell if they are actually doing it for the reason they say they are.


Either way, it's fun to see them get fucked up by the animals. What makes it even funnier is the fact that when the shit happens, they act like they are so fucking surprised. I mean how in the fuck could you be surprised about an animal beating your ass like one of those muscle dudes when you're fucking with them? Hell, I'd kick your ass too if you kept on fucking with me and I'm sure you would do the same thing.


I've never been a fan of snakes myself unless it's watching some dude give some hot chick with monster curves some good old tubesnake. When it comes to that shit I'm a big fan of it. It's more exciting to me to see chicks getting a stretched out snatch than watching some asshole fuck with a animal then get fucked up. Sure that shit is funny but it's nothing like seeing some chick get her pussy and ass stuffed.


I'm sure that most of you would agree that if we had to choose between watching wild animals fuck up humans and watching Big Tits Like Big Dicks, you would choose the later hands down. I know I would. I would be the first to tell you that it's always good to watch some good enter the hardcore, no holds barred all out fucking.


I think that it's a lot more fascinating to watch pornstar honeys take on some of the most shocking cocks in the business. You haven't seen anything until you've seen some chick try to take monsters of cock in all three holes. And don't even get me started with those chicks that take some of the weirdest shit inside their pussies and asses. That shit right there would be enough to make you cringe and wonder how in the fuck they could get that big ass shit to fit in there.


I could go on and on about the shit but I know that you would rather be watching some good porn like Ass Gonzo or the other good shit that you would find on this site. So check it out and enjoy.


Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, whank it, spank it and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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