Pure Mature - Heather Vahn

Pure Mature - Heather Vahn

I was at the office today, and I was thinking about the ratio of big to small asses that happen to be within ten to fifteen desks of me. Now, the average age of my office, if I had to guess, would be about 40, so you could imagine the ratio if you had to guess right now. During the day, I paid awfully close attention to the situation, and I am surprised to report that I only saw one ass that I could say was on the 'normal' size. Every other ass in the office fell somewhere between large and huge. Now, I don't know if that's indicative living in these United States, being middle aged, working in an office, or a combination of all three, but I thought that the law of averages would offer me at least one skinny ass. But, alas, it didn't. By the time I was driving home, I had convinced myself that that's not such a bad thing, and the main reason of my post tonight. Heather Vahn is a very fare representative of all the good parts of all the ladies that work around me, combined into one person. And what more could you hope for in a porn star?

Sometimes I wonder if there is a guy that's the complete opposite of me. A guy that always looks for a porn star that looks nothing like the women around him, and just wants something new and fresh. There has to be, right? In fact, now that I think about it, those guys are probably in the majority, right? The big hairy white guy that's always on the Asian sites. The black guy that's on the constant lookout for white chicks. The old guys looking for teen girls. That's what the world is based on, right? Getting something we can't have.

Maybe it's not even something we pick ourselves. Maybe it's something that's built into the wiring that was put there before we were even born, and I'm just over thinking this whole thing. If you believe in a God, and you think that he created us.. do you think he picked what type of porn we would eventually like jerking off to? I wouldn't put it past the guy. I think God might be one kinky mother fucker.

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