Lupe Fuentes

Little Lupe
Is Little Lupe best Lupe?

Today we have a girl of the week for you, and it come in the form of one Ms. Lupe Fuentes, or as many of you know her, Little Lupe. Or, as fewer of you know her, Zuleidy Piedrahita, which is her real name. But, she doesn't really go by that, so we're going to stick to Lupe Fuentes for now.

You might be thinking to yourself, but Rex.. hasn't Lupe been out of the game for like 2 years now? What are you going to do next, make Bambi Woods girl of the week? And to them I say.. Maybe. You see, I've come to the realization that porn is ageless. And porn from a decade, or even 30 years ago, is still as good now as it was back then. And in some cases, better. Now, on with the show.

Lupe was born in one of my favorite countries Colombia, who's greatest export has seen me into, and out of, a lot of difficult places during my 20s. But that's neither here nor there, so we'll get back on subject. She was born in '87, which makes her young enough for me never to touch her in real life, but old enough that I don't feel bad about jerking off to her getting fucked in the ass. Literally the perfect age for a porn star.

If you think about it though, there's really kind of two porn stars that we have here. There's the Little Lupe porn star. The one that makes you want to dress her up in a school girls outfit and bend her over your knee for several reasons. And there's the post boob job Lupe Fuentes porn star that makes you think of everything Jennifer Lopes could have been if only her life went in a slightly different direction.

Lupe
This shit is Science!

For some guys, including myself, boob jobs are not an inherently bad thing. Some women look fantastic after a boob job. Their tits were saggy or misshapen in some way, and with the right doctor's help, now form their perfect shape and size because mother nature was just not getting it done. Then there are the boob jobs that you didn't need to see happen. Tits that were beautiful little perky things, that you could suck on and be happy with because they were just so cute, and someone comes along and fucks up the whole works. And now one nipple is slightly higher than the other and you just can't stop staring at it and wishing that they were both looking in the same direction.

I guess it's not really all that bad. Maybe I just miss the old ones.

But, this new porn star, has brought about other newness in her life. After her split with her first husband, adult film director Pablo Lapiedra, Lupe started, and is currently married to the musician/porn star Evan Seinfeld.

This is a total aside from the current conversation. I personally think that Evan Seinfeld is a fucking d-bag, and I was going to go off on how he personifies everything that is currently wrong with the music industry, the porn industry, and the world in general. But I'm not going to do that now. I don't even know the man. Maybe he likes puppies, and has spent years rescuing them from shelters. Fucked if I know. I just can't stand the cut of his jib. And that's all I'm going to say.

So what is Lupe doing besides hanging out with the biggest dill weed in all of mankind? I'm glad you asked! She's making mother fucking instructional videos on youtube! And if you can't get your teeth white at the same time as jerking off to this shit, than there's something wrong with you! Her peanut butter and banana all natural protein shake is one of the best tasting things that I've shoved down my throat in a long time. ( of course, I didn't have any peanut butter, so I had to substitute vanilla ice cream, and I didn't have any almond milk, so I had to substitute white rum and I added a touch of milk and vanilla extract.. and.. I basically made this instead. But that shit was goood! )

The Ex Girlfriends
The Ex Girlfriends be coming through!

Wait Rex, isn't Lupe in a band?? Yes, I didn't want to bring it up, but she is. Lupe started the band The Ex Girlfriends recently and is currently in a 'reinvention' mode. “I feel reborn,” says Fuentes. “I feel like my true life has just begun and I’m ready to face life’s challenges along this journey.” Facing new challenges is always a great thing and I hope she does really well in whatever she decides to do.

I just brought up the youtube stuff first because I felt like it has a little more promise. But what the fuck do I know? Maybe the band saves puppies or something.

Check out the Little Lupe review on RexMag to find out more about this site!

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