Octomom!

It'll all be over soon..
That's a shit load of sperm
Yay, dildos!

Well, it was inevitable. It was going to happen eventually. Someone was going to do it. And it happened to be Wicked Pictures. We can't blame them. The MILF-yist MILF that ever MILFed wanted to do porn, and she needed someone to hold the camera. ( The MILFiness of the subject in question is only measured in terms of how many fetuses can come out of any one vagina / clown car per hour. It's in no relation to how hot or not the subject in question is. )

The Octomom has done porn. ( It turns out her name is Nadya Suleman. Who the fuck would have figured that shit out if she didn't do porn? ) This is one of those things that is a point in time. You know.. like when Elvis died. There was the world when Elvis was still alive, and the world after he died. Everyone was changed a little that day. June 20th 2012 is going to be the same thing. It's the day that the Octomom porn video comes out.

That's a shit load of sperm
Maybe?

What's the world going to be like after the Octomom porn video comes out? Well, since it's tomorrow, I don't have all the answers. But I do suspect a few things. Like, there's going to be a lot of unanswered questions. Like, if you shout really loud near her, can you hear an echo? And, why the hell is that dildo so small? And, why are there so many baby clothes near her? ( well, I guess we can figure that one out on our own. )

Well, I don't think there's going to be a midnight release or anything, but I know one thing. I took the day off from work. I locked the girlfriend in the basement with some wet sponges and fruitcake. And I got plenty of vodka and LSD to try to figure out if I'm going to enjoy what I'm about to see. Well, the LSD is to help me figure it out, and the vodka is for if I actually enjoy it.

That's a shit load of sperm
It's going to be... something.

I don't know if I'm going to come back after I've been to where I'm going. But I do know, if I do make it back, I'm going to be a little different than what I am now. Wish me luck.

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