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Pure Mature - Heather Vahn

Pure Mature - Heather Vahn
I was at the office today, and I was thinking about the ratio of big to small asses that happen to be within ten to fifteen desks of me. Now, the average age of my office, if I had to guess, would be about 40, so you could imagine the ratio if you had to guess right now. During the day, I paid awfully close attention to the situation, and I am surprised to report that I only saw one ass that I could say was on the 'normal' size. Every other ass in the office fell somewhere between large and huge. Now, I don't know if that's indicative living in these United States, being middle aged, working in an office, or a combination of all three, but I thought that the law of averages would offer me at least one skinny ass. But, alas, it didn't. By the time I was driving home, I had convinced myself that that's not such a bad thing, and the main reason of my post tonight. Heather Vahn is a very fare representative of all the good parts of all the ladies that work around me, combined into one person. And what more could you hope for in a porn star?

Latin Adultery - Alexa Tomas

Latin Adultery - Alexa Tomas
We all know that there's been a lot of political shit going on this week in these United States. One of them happens to deal with what Donald Trump and his war with the Mexicans. Now, I know that I'm in the north part of the country, and I don't fully understand the strain that Mexicans put on this country. And I know that presidential candidates ( if that's what you want to call him ) need to rally against something, but is this what he picks? It seems like we've got a lot shittier things that we can all rally against, but I guess he's going with that one. I guess it's working for him though, because the last poll that was taken puts him in second place behind Bush. I guess someone has to be in second place, right? But whatever the arguments against having Latinas come into the country, I can think of one fantastic reason why they should come.

Porn Pros - Valentina Paradis

Porn Pros - Valentina Paradis
Today we have the lovely Valentina Paradis, the type of woman you might find in a club in the VIP section. Or out spending her boyfriend's money. Or in a club... You get the idea. Now that I think about it, I never tend to see women like Valentina out in the real world. You know, buying groceries, or taking her car to the mechanic, or waiting in the dentist's lobby. I know that they should have to do these types of things every once in a while, but you just never get to see it. It's kind of like seeing a baby pigeon. You know that they exist, you've just never seen one before. I would almost call her a trophy wife, but she's more like the girl that dates the son of the rich guy, not the actual rich guy. She could become a trophy wife in training, but she would have to give up the club, and I just don't see that happening.

Exotic 4K - Veronica Rodriguez

Exotic 4K - Veronica Rodriguez
Today, I was going to do a post about Tiny 4K, because of every reason you would think I would do a post about that site. There's a problem that happened though. Every time I went to the site, I immediately got distracted by a post on their sister site Exotic 4K. This particular post contains the lovely Veronica Rodriguez, who is a porn star that I would actually consider stocking, if I didn't mind going to jail and getting raped. Now that I think about it, maybe I write her a very nice fan letter. Do you think porn stars get fan letters, that aren't written in cut up letters from magazines? I think it would be nice if they did. I think everyone reading this should take an hour out of your week next week, and write your favorite porn star a fan letter. Don't make it creepy. And now on to why this post was so distracting to me.

Latin Adultery - Karlee Grey

Latin Adultery - Karlee Grey
Karlee Grey is a name that I feel like I've heard before, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I decided to go to her twitter page to see if I could pull some memories out of my drug idled brain, and I immediately got distracted by her twitter header. If you don't want to click the link, I'll just let you know it's a picture of a bed of roses with the words 'choke me' written on them. Now, I don't know if you've ever lived with a gasper before, but I've got to tell you, it's something that you probably don't want to do.

Teen Pies - Ada

Teen Pies - Ada
So I have to ask, is this a thing? I've always seen categories for Ebony women or Asian women on porn sites, but I've never seen a category for Middle Eastern women. I've never actually thought to make one myself. It's not like I'm against it in any way. In fact, I'm all for it. I've just never thought of it before. It's not like there's a lot of porn coming out of the Middle East. I would have to assume that they make it, but it's got to be such an underground thing for them, we'll never see it. It's like asking for North Korean porn. Good luck with that. Can you even make porn when the only color you're allowed to have is grey?

Exxxtra Small - Sophia Torres

Exxxtra Small - Sophia Torres
Sophia Torres is showed up recently on the site Exxxtra Small. I don't know if you've ever had the pleasure of experiencing Sophia, but she's pretty much unlike any other person that I've seen. Maybe unlike is a bad word. She's, more than any other person that I've ever seen. Like the volume's always turned up to 11. You know how you could be in a room too long with a person, and you're thinking to yourself, 'Man, I've had enough of this guy. I need to take a break.'. I feel like, Sophia is kind of like that, but it only takes 30 seconds, and you never actually want a break. Now, I've never actually met her in person, so this could all be me making a shitty assumption, but if you see any of her scenes, and follow her twitter at all, you're head starts to hurt after a while, but you don't want to stop.

8th Street Latinas - Camila Casey

8th Street Latinas - Camila Casey
For Christmas I got a few things this year that I would consider kind of useless. One of the biggest ones though, was a pair of gloves that you can use your touchscreen phone while you're wearing them. In theory it's a great idea. But since I've had them, every time I've been in a situation to use them, I never wanted to pull out my phone because I would, A, have to take my glove off to pull my phone out of my pocket, or B, had this deep fear that I was going to drop the phone in whatever snow/slush pile I was standing in. They're good gloves regardless, so I'm using them no problem. But that particular feature is lost on me. Now, if you want to talk about the greatest revolution in clothing tech in recent years, let's talk about what Camila is wearing.

Moms Bang Teens - Sarai and Bianka

Moms Bang Teens - Sarai and Bianka
I'm finally catching up on Homeland. This would be a great show if it didn't have Claire Danes in it. I guess she would look good naked, but it's not enough to hold my interest in the character. It should just be Rupert Friend's character going around kicking ass and cutting throats. It's a shame that the show will never be as good as it could have been. And.. now that I've got that off my chest, let's move on to more important things.. Porn.

Bang Bros - Julianna Vega and Mia Khalifa

Bang Bros - Julianna Vega and Mia Khalifa
Soo.. I don't know if this is technically racist or not, but I'm going to throw it out there anyway. These girls look fucking hotter when they have the head wraps on. I have no idea why. I never thought I had a fetish for Muslim chicks before. I don't think I'll have one after this. It's just, they should have kept the head wraps until the very end of the scene. That's all I'm saying. I don't think that's racist. Bang Bros even have these girls listed under Latinas, so I don't even know if they're Muslim in the first place. I've got to be getting an angry email for this post.

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