Black Friday

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Well and quot;turkey day and quot; is over and everybody's full. Now, on to that day that comes after Thanksgiving. That's right and quot;Black Friday and quot;, you know that day when strangers stand in long lines, crowding stores hoping to find some good deals shit for Christmas which is almost a month away. The day when you find strangers hardcore wrestling with other strangers over products and shit. It's almost like a fucking riot.

I don't know about you but I would rather spend and quot;Black Friday and quot; looking at some good hardcore ebony porn. Forget drumsticks when I can watch my 12-inch black cock dive deep into a chocolate sista. My idea of and quot;Black Friday and quot; is checking out some good newbie Black and 1st Interracial porn instead of fighting with some asshole over some gift that is going to be outdated in the next six months. It's not cool to have heal up the next day because you fought with so many people just to get gifts for less than regular prices or ending up in the hospital the next day because you chose to pick a fight with a little old lady with a cane that knew how to swing it like a ninja turtle over the last PS4. It could be pretty embarrassing trying to explain that without having somebody laugh at you.

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Sure you might just find some good deals on and quot;Black Friday and quot; but what would you really have to go through? Let's talk about the long lines of people that you would find that rushed over to the stores just like you did, hoping that the store doesn't run out of what they are looking for. It's the time of the year when the stores become battlegrounds where normal people young to old become hardcore wrestlers. Instead of wrestling for some kind of belt they are hardcore wrestling for deals on gifts for Christmas. If you just stand back and look at how people act about getting products, it's like watching a WWE or a MMA match. It's quite entertaining to watch but it's anal hell to be in the middle of.

Many people are going to be out there fighting like they are out to claim the title of being the world heavyweight shopper of the world. You are going to see so many fights out there that you think that you just walked into the middle of a brawl. Then you are hoping that you could get in and get out without having to fight with somebody because they want the same shit that you are trying to buy but it just so happens that you got the last one. It's not a good thing when you have to go to a store to shop and feel like you have to be ready to fight. I don't think that it's the kind of shopping experience that you really want to have when you are out there looking for Christmas gifts. At least I know that I don't.

It's not a good thing when you have to fight when you just got fat from eating a whole bunch of food. Anybody that knows will tell you that it's not a good thing trying to fight with a full stomach. You feel like a four cylinder car trying to pull a building behind you. Plus the fact that you are probably going to be fighting with somebody that look like they could be a linebacker or somebody that doesn't look like one but has the strength of one.

No, it would be better to just kick back with a full belly over the big feast that you had the day before and check out some round and brown chicks talking on some big dicks. It would be better watching some foxy black butts and white curvy asses getting the pimp juice XXX from some insane cock brothas fucking the shit out of them. It would be good to see some bad black babes getting and taking some black juicy creampies from some massive cocks.

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Who wants turkey breast meat when I can pop a load between Erica Vuiton's Black Tits? I know for myself it would be a good thing to not even worry about having to be in long lines trying to get gifts for Christmas that would probably be returned before or after New Year's. It would be very upsetting if I found out that I stood in line for that long time fighting with people for a gift for somebody that they might either use it for a little while until the new wears off or exchange it when they get their first chance. I don't know about you but I would rather be fucking the future Mrs. WANG like I'm one of the Bang Bros than trying to fight lines and people for gifts that might not even be appreciated.

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I would rather be enjoying good porn and having the future Mrs. WANG do the 40 oz bounce on my monster cock than having to deal with the attitude of shoppers and people that work inside these stores. To me it's not worth it to go through fighting over bullshit when I could just wait a week or a couple of weeks for it to come back in stock and buy it. No, low price deal is worth having to risk spending a night in jail about, let me tell you that.

I started my Christmas shopping months before so I don't have to worry about that shit and when and quot;Black Friday and quot; comes, I don't have to worry about fighting lines and people for Christmas gifts. I could enjoy watching "I like ‘em white, Pimp my black teen, Black Attack Gang Bang, Black Bros White Hoes, White Dick love Sistas, Racks and Blacks, just to say the least going down the the booty studio and fucking like it's nothing. I would rather enjoy good porn for low prices and fuck my woman like there's no tomorrow, not go through the shit that you go on during "Black Friday."

Most people think of and quot;Black Friday and quot; as a time to get what they wanted all year for a lower than average price while having to deal with a whole lot of fighting. I think of it as a time to kick back with a full belly watching some good raw black amateurs with my woman. It's time to be having a POV fantasy with DMILF in my life, the future Mrs. WANG, rather than spending time in long lines fighting with strangers over the last piece of shit gift that might just end up being returned anyway. A good interracial fuck with my woman after getting my belly full of all that turkey, stuffing and all the fixings would be a lot better than having to fight with some stranger in a store over a shitty gift.

I mean is it really worth it? Is it really worth standing in long lines, waiting for the stores to open so you could wind up fighting with some asshole about some gift that probably would be returned to that same store after Christmas is over? Really is it worth spending time shopping when you could be enjoy going porn and fucking like rabbits. If you ask me, the latter is the best and at least you won't go broke. Plus, you don't have to worry about high credit bills at the beginning of the year unless you spent a lot of money on porn which is less likely. Also, checking out porn is a hell of a lot cheaper than shopping for gifts.

I would think that people would rather be going oye loca giving and getting a curry creampie from their mates and/or enjoying some good porn like 8th Street Latinas or Hungarian Honeys than wrestling with some big guy or little old lady that has the strength of a sumo wrestler. I mean at least that way you don't have to end up worrying about getting robbed by some asshole or ending up in jail because you were apart of a brawl that broke out because they ran out of some product that everybody was trying to get.

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Even if you did decide to fight the traffic, long lines and other strangers trying to get Christmas gifts at least you could come home to some good porn. What's even better is that you might have some sites giving you discounts for and quot;Black Friday and quot;. You might just end up saving on membership to some good porn sites that you and your mate could enjoy that could lead up to you both fucking like horny Spanish flies. It would be a good thing to come home and enjoy some good porn with your mate.

Plus, if you don't feel like going out but you want to still shop you could shop online, that way you could get a good deal and enjoy some good porn at the click of a button. You don't have to stand in long lines and don't have to worry about being in a combat zone of sadistic ass shoppers who are ready to fight. You could just sit back shop and enjoy porn at the same time. I know that's what I call a good deal and don't have to worry about the bullshit that comes with shopping on "Black Friday."

I say stay home, shop online and enjoy some good Ebony porn, that's how and quot;Black Friday and quot; should be spent. And it doesn't just have to be just Ebony porn, it could be interracial or whatever. Black Friday should be spent putting XXX at work for you, not standing in line with some chick or guy behind the counter giving you a dirty look. You could deal with that shit next week, if you want to but now just enjoy some good porn from some of your favorite stars and sites.

So, put off the shopping until next week and partake in the POV squirt alert that will be happening on your computer screens. Spend time finding out can he score with the fuck next door. Watch as bad lesbian girls and blowjob ninjas in an Ebony ass porno commit Latin adultery. Choose from at least 899 Movies with all your favorite pornstars or you could spend a day with a pornstar watching them take on some big dicks. I'm sure that you would find it a hell of a lot better than a and quot;Black Friday and quot; sale, I know that I would.

Whatever you chose to do on this and quot;Black Friday and quot;, don't forget to be safe doing it. Plus be sure to check out some good porn at the click of a button. There's a lot of them listed on RexMag.com for you to chose from and at damn good prices too. Wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not, remember to duck when they throw a punch. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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