When She Won't Give You None

When She Won't Give You None, You Have To Take Matters In Your Own Hands! Literally!

I'm pretty sure that we've all been through our woman, not wanting to fuck, either because they just might not be in the mood or more than likely, like us guys tend to do sometimes, we did something that pissed them off. Either way, there's going to come a time when she's not going to give you access to the honey chest and that shit is going to happen at the worst time, when you really want to fuck. It has happened to the best of us my fellow pervs and it's a shitty deal.


I'm not ashamed to tell you that I've been through that shit once or twice myself. I've been there when Mrs. WANG didn't want to give up the pussy, and I've been through that shit before I got with Mrs. WANG. Women are like that sometimes, they are going to hold back the pussy leaving you with a hardon that you somehow got to satisfy because for whatever reason they are not giving you the pussy.


Now I know the first thing on your mind is to go out and find a tonight's girlfriend to get pussy from but that's not a good thing to do or even try when you're in a relationship. I mean you can't just go out there looking for pussy somewhere else and cheating like a mother fucker because your woman is not giving up the pussy. That's some shit that you don't do. Hell, I know that you might be thinking that you want to get your fuck on and she's acting like a top notch bitch but the fact of the matter is that you're not going to make her act any better by becoming a cheating whore. That's some shit you pull if you're not in a relationship with her and she decides that she doesn't want to fuck you.


You see my fellow pervs, it's a lot different when you're not in a relationship with the woman that doesn't want to give you any pussy. You're gonna be like "fine, your pussy's probably not that good anyway" or "fine, I could find somebody else to fuck." Then more than likely there's not going to be any recourse for that shit unless she's your baby momma, if that's the case you're going to hear about that shit later. But if she's just some chick that you're fucking then you could brush her off without really worrying about anything that is if she's not some kind of crazy bitch that you just happened to have the bad luck of hooking up with.


You can't pull that shit when you're married or in a relationship because there are definitely going to be some repercussions about that shit. You could think that you're just going to pull that "if you don't want to fuck me, then I'll go fuck somebody else" shit, you're sadly mistaken. If you pull that shit, your woman will do one of two or three things. Either she'll tell you to go find that bitch and fuck her or she'll be ready to cut your dick off. The possible third is that she was waiting for your ass to say something like that so that she would have a reason to leave your ass or if you're lucky, and this a strong if, she might tell you to bring a chick back home so you could have a threesome. More than likely the latter might not happen and as for the first three, it pretty much fucking tells you that it's not a good thing. That being said, it's not a good fucking idea to look for pussy somewhere else when you're married or in a relationship.


So what's a guy to do if his woman won't give up the pussy? Well, I'm glad you asked that question my fellow pervs because I've got a good answer for you, jack off. Yes, you heard me, jack off and I'm not talking about going in the bathroom or some other room and do that shit. I'm talking about jacking off right there in the bed while they are laying there with you. Get your kleenex or happy sock, put you a porn in, and jack off right next to her ass.


I'm saying this shit because I've done it before. As a matter of fact, I have a lock box filled with shit just for that fucking occasion that my woman don't want to give up the pussy. It's called my emergency jerk off kit. Every man that's married or in a relationship should have one. Mine contains, some of my favorite porn, a porn mag (for those times I don't have access to watch porn on television or computer), a box of Kleenex, a bottle of lotion and a pocket pussy. When my woman didn't want to fuck, I'd pull out that box, unlock it and jack off on the bed right next to her. So, I didn't cheat but I did end up busting a nut. Sometimes I would shoot my load on her ass in retaliation for not giving up the pussy. Needless to say that the times I did it Mrs. WANG or my woman at the time, did get upset with me but they really didn't have anything to say about that shit.


Sometimes that shit could make a woman want to fuck you. I mean it has happened to me before. Like one time, I started doing that shit in the bed next to my wife, she got upset about it and when she saw that I wasn't going to stop until I busted my nut, she wanted to fuck my brains out. Now, I'm not saying that shit might happen to you when you do that shit but I am letting you know that there is a possibility that it could happen. So don't be surprised if it does.


Well, anyway it would be a good idea if you made an emergency jerk off kit of your own, that way you could get back at your woman when she doesn't want to give up the pussy. Sure she might be pissed off that you're jacking off right next to her but at least you won't end up trying to go to sleep with a hardon like a wrecking ball that could knock down buildings. It's just something to think about.


Speaking of jerking off, I think it's time to see if I could get Mrs. WANG to do more than jerk that cock. So until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

 

 

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