Donald Trump for President? Get The Fuck Outta Here.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!

I know that I'm not the only one that has heard about Donald Trump running for President. I'm pretty sure that everybody has heard about that shit. Hell, you can't help but to know about it because it's all over social media and other media. I mean if you haven't heard about that shit then you have been under a fucking rock somewhere. What's even crazier than this mother fucker running for President is that he's got a lot of supporters. Which to me is fucking ridiculous.


Now, I already know that some people are already getting all pissed off with me about that but believe me they are going to get more pissed off at me when they finish reading this shit.


Anyway, I don't really like to talk about politics or even things of a political nature but I just had to put my two cents in on this shit because to me it's just so fucked up that I just had to say something, even if I know that it's going to piss some people off with me.


As far as I'm concerned, Donald Trump is the worst mother fucker to have running for President. He's more about money than anything. I mean the last mother fucker you would want to be in the Presidency is some big business mother fucker because you know that all they are going to be worried about is how to make more fucking money. They are not going to be concerned about running the government the way it should be run. I'm pretty sure that there are a lot of mother fuckers wouldn't want him to be in charge of negotiating with other countries. I mean the mother fucker can't even get the right toupee for his head. In other words, you're better off voting for a banana because it's got more brains.


And running the country? Shit, he can't even run some of his businesses, the mother fucker filed for bankruptcy about 5 different times. I don't know about you but if he can't run his businesses right, what the fuck makes him think that he would be good as a President? You think this country was hated when Bush was in office, think of how much that they would hate this country Trump gets in office.


Anyway, I think that toupee that Trump wears has gotten to his head because if he thinks that he would make a good President, he's sadly mistaken. I don't know about you but I wouldn't want that mother fucker as President. Shit he might end up spending most of the taxpayer money on more toupees. Could you imagine the news reports. "In today's news gas prices have went up, and in other news President Trump bought another toupee. He hopes that his new toupee is better than the last one he had because his last one gave him a rash. Plus, he needed a new one because the old one kept falling off."


It would be as bad as when George Bush Sr. threw up in Japan. I'm pretty sure that a lot of you remember that. It took us a long time to get back from that one. Japan was probably afraid to invite another US President over there because they didn't want them throwing up all over the place. Could we afford to be embarrassed like that again? I don't think so.


Shit I could imagine Donald Trump as President embarrassing us to other countries and shit. He would probably say some embarrassing shit and insult somebody, he's dumb enough to do that shit. I mean look at what he said about the latino community. I mean Mexico is over there right now making pinatas of his head. What’s even worse is when stores sold out of those mother fuckers in one day. That shit is on demand over there. We can't afford to have a President that can't visit countries and that would embarrass us.


He might be somewhere and his teeth fall out while he's drinking water or his toupee might be on backwards. He might even insult somebody's momma and then we're at war again because of his ass. 


All bullshit aside though, I don't think Donald Trump would make a good President anyway. I mean he's already got off to a bad start. Anytime when you start talking shit about a certain group of people who could actually vote, you are already fucking up right there. I would hate to think of the shit that he would say or do as President. It's just something to think about.


Anyway, enough about that shit. It's time to get back to enjoying some good porn and some good fucking if you could get it.


Well, I've got to go. Until next time, wrap that rascal if she's nasty, don't forget to pull out if she's not and Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.


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