Sex Scandals and Shit

I know I'm not the only one that's been seeing this shit about sex scandals. I mean it seems like just about every celebrity has some kind of scandal that's going on these days. What's even funnier is how people are so shocked that some celebrities actually fucking cheated or other shit. Big fucking deal, I mean celebrities are people just like everybody else, the only difference is they have money and they are in the lime light a lot.

It shouldn't come as a surprise, they are fucking human beings. They are prone to make some of the same mistakes that the rest of us make. Just because they are famous doesn't mean that they are immune to human nature, so why is it a fucking surprise? It's not one to me. I mean that's their fucking business who they fucked it's not my problem. I could fucking care less.

What's even funnier than that is the mother fuckers that come out to expose them. They try to act like they are so ashamed of the fact that they acted like a bunch of blowjob ninjas on some celebrity cock but they are so full of shit. They try to act like they are so innocent and that it's all the fault of the celebrity because they wanted them to pump that ass. If they are so freaking embarrassed about that shit, then why in the hell are they on national television giving interviews about that shit?

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I don't think that anybody asked questions about that shit. You know usually when a fucking mother fucker is taken advantage of like they say they are, they don't really feel comfortable about talking about that shit, especially in front of millions of fucking people. They are more than likely prone to keep that shit under wraps because they are embarrassed about that shit. I'm not saying that the shit didn't happen, what I am saying or asking is, "why the fuck would you be so fucking anxious to give somebody an interview about that shit if you were so fucking embarrassed about it happening?"

Sure at first, just like everybody else, I was shocked to hear about the shit that you hear when a famous mother fucker got exp0sed but now I'm over that shit because I realize the fact that they are human too. Plus, the fact that I look at how fucking eager the so called victim is to fucking give a goddamn interview accounting the shit. You would think that they wouldn't want too many people to know.

To be honest when I see somebody give an interview about the fact that they had a enter the hardcore session with somebody famous, I don't see a real victim. I just see some mother fucker looking for their fifteen minutes of fame. I see somebody desperate to be famous that they would do anything including ruin somebody else's reputation.

At first I didn't think that way but when you see mother fuckers giving interviews, promoting books and shit, it kinda makes you think that they just wanted to get famous off the back of somebody else. It's just like that chick that claimed that Justin Beiber fathered her kid. I mean how fucking far did she think that she was going to get with that shit? I know that she knows that we have DNA testing now and it's not just enough to say that somebody fathered a kid, you have to have proof.

I wondered what kind of shit she was smoking. She must have been smoking something because the "Beib" didn't even fuck her. I mean how in the fuck did she expect him to father her child when he never laid a dick on her? How the fuck did she get pregnant by him? I guess she fucked one of his CD's or his poster and it jizzbombed her. Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit.

Oh don't forget the cum hungry cocksuckers who fucked Tiger Woods. They were so quick to get their asses on TV talking about how he cheated on his wife and shit. Talking all that bullshit about how bad they felt for his wife and shit. If they felt so fucking bad about that they wouldn't have fucked him and they damn sure wouldn't be bragging about that shit in an interview.

Who the fuck did they think that they were fooling? They didn't have a problem with fucking him, so why in the fuck would they try to make it look like they gave a fuck about the wife? That's nothing but some straight up bullshit. They knew what the fuck they were doing. These top notch bitches that were fucking Tiger and they thought that it would look good for them to get some recognition. It's like somebody once said, "any publicity is good publicity."

Whoever said that was telling the truth because when you look at it, when any damn scandal comes up dealing with a famous face, you could damn sure believe that everybody involved are going to get their fifteen or more minutes of fame. They are going to use it to their fucking advantage and will damn sure exploit it to get what they want. They could care less who the fuck they hurt, what damage they could cause as long as they get what they want. It's just simple as that.

I'm not really surprised that you find a lot of gagging whores that want to be star fuckers. That shit has been going on for a long time. It's nothing new just like about anything else you just hear more about it these days. Plus, the fact that you've got more people trying to get famous from fucking a famous person. You have more people so eager to tell their story about how some fucked them. Honestly, just like I said before that is one of the fucking reasons that I'm not so quick to up and believe that they are so fucking innocent.

In these days where you've got people who are so fucking quick to get money for nothing, it makes you think twice about some of the things that you are seeing or hearing from somebody who claims to be an alleged victim, or whatever. You start to question their intentions for them coming clean or whatever you want to call it. I know that I do.

It's just like an affair that's been going on for a long time. They've been fucking for a while and wasn't saying anything. Then the mother fucker decides to stop fucking them and start fucking somebody else, so they get wet and pissy about the whole thing and want to snitch. That's part of what the fuck it is. They want to get back at them because they don't want them anymore. So they come up with this bullshit.

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They want to get out there and tell about their affair with a mother fucker. It's not that they feel guilty, it's that they want revenge. They want to make them pay for fucking them and leaving them. They don't have any good reason for coming out about the shit like they claim. It's about that revenge shit.

It might not even be about the fact that they don't want to fuck them anymore. It could be because that they wanted something from them and they didn't get it. They might have wanted the mother fucker to give them some money or something else and they refused, so they figured that they would just get back at them by going on television and outing them.

Like the whole Michael Jackson molestation thing. I never believed that shit at all. I admit that Michael was a little weird but you can't get me to believe that he would ever fucking molest a kid. Those people wanted money from him, he didn't want to give it to them, so they come up with the bullshit that he molested their kid. I questioned that shit from the jump.

I mean if he was molesting their kid like they claim, why in the fuck did it take them so long to call the fucking police? I mean if that shit happened to my kid, I don't give a fuck if it was Bill mother fucking Gates, I would be on that ass. I wouldn't be sitting around trying to get some money off the mother fucker. I would be trying to put his ass in jail. I'm glad that Michael was found not guilty because I truly don't believe that he would have even thought about doing that shit.

When it all comes down to it, the shit is all about money and fame. I'm sure that you know the saying money talks. If you know that, you know that there are heavy handfuls of people out there that would do just about anything for money and fame. They don't really give a fuck what it is, just as long as they get what they want. There is money and fame in exposing a famous mother fucker so what you expect.

A lot of times people want to know why some rich people don't really want to fuck with poor people or people with less money than them, that's one of the reasons why. When you have all that money and fame, you never know what mother fucker is going to sell you out for some chump change. I'm not saying that everybody is like that but I am saying that there are some people like that out there.

I mean I could understand that shit because when you think about it, who would want somebody using their fucking name to get notoriety and money? I know that I wouldn't and I'm sure that you wouldn't neither. That's worse as a mother fucker stealing your identity or robbing your house. You'd probably feel violated like a mother fucker. I know I would.

Anyway, I'm sure that the stuff we have seen recently are not going to be the last of mother fuckers out there piggy backing off somebody famous they fucked. I'm sure that we are going to hear more about this shit because the fact is that people are fucking nosy. So as long as we have nosy mother fuckers in this world there will always be some way a fucking bitch can profit off of scandal, either it through fame and/or money.

Yeah, I said it. It is the truth. You will find more of this shit going on because there's always going to be some nosy mother fucker that wants to hear about this shit. Mother fuckers are so nosy that they would pay for the information, so that ought to tell you something right there. And as long as there are nosy mother fuckers out there a lot more of these people are going to try to get famous from fucking famous people.

It seems like that is the thing these days. It's not like in the old days when people actually tried to make their own name. Now you find more people trying to capitalize off of other people's names. You find more mother fuckers trying to get famous from fucking famous people. They might just want to gain notoriety that could end up getting them some big bucks through some kind of bullshit lawsuit. Take your pick.

Like I said before there is more to come and it will keep on coming. As long as you have mother fuckers that want to get famous, extort money or whatever, you are going to find some lazy mother fuckers who want to get everything the so called easy way. You are going to hear more about fucking scandals and shit, so don't be fucking surprised because most of that shit is done out of greed.

As for me, I will worry about those scandals and shit when it affects me. Otherwise I could give two shits who's cheating on who with who. I could give a rat's ass who got arrested for shoplifting. But I do think that it's fucked up like I said that somebody would shine on a mother fucker like that. It was all good as long as the gravy train was coming in but then it changes when a mother fucker closes the station. Then instead of them letting it go, they try to play the victim and capitalize off that shit. Those sorry mother fuckers.

Oh well, as always it's time for me to go and lay some pipe to the future Mrs. WANG. Happy Fucking my fellow pervs.

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