The New Rating System ( maybe? )

The man with the plan, Patrice O'Neal
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Emma Watson - For me, using the new rating system, is a 27

We all know the current rating scale for the modern woman, 1 though 10. Is she a 10? That's the best it can be, right? How many 10s are out there in the world? There are a lot of questions that go along with this rating scale. Although this is the gold standard in rating scales, it leaves a little bit to be desired. Is there a better system? Follow the jump to find out.

A little over ten years ago, I lived in Japan for a while. Life was good.. I was going to school during the day, and drinking my liver into submission at night. There wasn't a lot to be desired. But there was a lot of down time. School got out at 1pm, and it was only four days a week, so I spent a lot of time with my dick in my hand.

The main difference between now with my dick in my hand, and then with my dick in my hand, was then, I didn't have the internet. Back then, it wasn't widely available where I was, and it was fucking expensive. This made one thing very true. You had to go out and get porn for yourself. Like a hunter. And if you know me at all, you know I'm in a constant search for new women to look at.

You've now gotten to the point where you're wondering, what the fuck does this have to do with a new rating system? You see, I made friends with a Korean gentleman named Hung-Ju. ( I swear to Christ that was his name ) He taught me the rating system that him and his friends used. You see, every girl is a burger. ( or you can pick any food. He actually used a Korean food, but he taught me using a burger ) If the girl has a nice face, she's a cheeseburger. I've she has a nice face, and a nice rack, she's a cheeseburger with lettuce. If she just has a nice ass, and nothing else, she's a hamburger with tomato. And so on and so on.

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While Kristen Stewart is a 20. A very pretty normal girl.

I was a way for rating the women without them knowing you're rating them. You just casually say something like, 'I could really go for a cheeseburger with the works' or something like that, and every guy there knew what you were talking about.

While it was a fine way of rating a woman, it was more telling you what she had, as opposed to how good she had it.

And then, listening to the radio one fine afternoon, I came across a rating system that does a bit of both. And from using it in a few field tests, does it pretty well.

The mastermind behind this ingenious rating system is one Mr. Patrice O'Neal. And how it works is like this. You rate on a system from 1 to 30, 30 being the highest. But between 1 and 30 are three sub-groups. 1 - 10 are for ugly chicks. 11 - 20 are for normal chicks. And 21 - 30 are for beautiful chicks. The example given was Uma Thurman is a 10. She's a really beautiful ugly chick.

So, using this system, you come up with numbers like 21. Which is a a very ugly hot chick. As opposed to a 19, which is a very good looking normal girl. It's a great system, because it gives you a bit of a finer picture of what you could be working with, without actually seeing the girl. And in the case of Uma Thurman, you get rid of the wide range of scores that you would hear from the guys. I've heard her rated anywhere between 4 and 9. It's like she can't be categorized. But in the new system, there's a clearly defined spot. Simple.

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