Somebody Leaked My Sex Tape! Uh, Yeah, Right!

Probably the most famous of the sex tapes, Kim Kardashian.

I know I can't be the only one that could see through this whole celebrity sex tapes leaked bullshit. I'm not so ready to believe that these sex tapes are being leaked by somebody that broke into their house or some kind of pissed off ex-employee that somehow just found a way to get access to it. It just doesn't make sense to me.

It makes me question the whole thing. If you are celebrities making your own personal sex tapes, wouldn't you be more than likely to hide them if you don't want them to get out? How would anybody know you made a sex tape besides the one that you are making it with? Plus why would you even make a sex tape if you know that there's a chance of it getting put out in public?

Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian

I know if I was a celebrity and made a sex tape that I didn't want to get out, I would make sure that no one knew about it for one, and two, it would be somewhere nobody could find it. I can guarantee you that you wouldn't get the chance to see me pounding some good pussy if I didn't want you to. Nobody wouldn't know that I had a tape except for the woman that I was fucking on the tape, that's for damn sure.

That's why I question the whole leaking of celebrity sex tapes. At first mind you when that famous sex tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee hit the market, and it was said that it was stolen from their house, I believed them. I still believe Pam and Tommy Lee about the whole thing because at the time the whole thing happened you had stalkers and tabloids doing just about any and everything to get a story or something juicy about celebs that they could make money off of.

They both had a right to think that the tape or tapes would be safe in their own home. I mean who would really think that somebody would break into their home and steal a sex tape. I know that I wouldn't. But it does make you wonder how whoever stole the tape know about it and where it was at. Just a thought.

Over the years more sex tapes started to surface. Some of them were intentional and some allegedly unintentional. Some of the alleged leaks kind of leave you to wonder if these leaks were through some kind of employee or ex-employee who was looking to make a quick fortune or the ones that are staring in them. Either way something fishy is going on.

I'm not talking about some of the stars like Dustin Diamond and Tanya Harding who put their own tapes on the market. Diamond released one thinking that it would give a boost to his career. Tanya Harding and her then husband, Jeff Stone distributed their sex tape after it was leaked. There were other stars such as Chyna and her husband who also released their own tapes to turn out profits to say the least.

The one that I'm damn near 100% sure that is full of shit about their sex tape being released is Kim Kardashian. I'm not so sure that she was being honest about her sex tape with Ray J being leaked. If that tape was leaked then she is more than likely the one that leaked it. I truly believe that she lied about the whole thing to make it look like she was so innocent in the whole thing but I'm not buying it.

Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson - Hottest celeb sex tape?

I have seen Keeping Up with the Kardashians and let me tell you, I would put nothing past them. I'm sure that they would do just about anything and everything to get money but that's just my personal opinion. And I say again I'm not buying it.

I'm getting to the point where when I hear that a celebrity has a sex tape that they claim was stolen or leaked, I'm more than likely to believe that they are the ones that leaked it. I'm starting to think that they wanted to get into the porn business without ruining their squeaky clean image and garner sympathy while the whole time raking in the big bucks undercover.

When you think about it, they stand to gain millions if not billions for their own sex tape because what horndog fan wouldn't love to pay to see one of their favorite stars get their rocks off on camera? Think about it. Wouldn't you just love to see some of your favorite celebs fucking? I know there are a few that I would like to see myself but that's another story.

I'm also starting to think that they are just using the whole "someone leaked my sex tape" excuse to sell more videos. I think it's a publicity stunt to make money because if I was a celebrity and had a sex tape leaked that I didn't want out there, I would damn sure do everything in my power not to bring any attention to it. It's like if you accidentally pissed yourself, would you go running into a crowd of people yelling out, "hey everybody look, I just accidentally pissed myself"? I think not.

You would be trying to hide that shit and making sure that less people as possible know about it. You wouldn't try to gain some kind of sympathy for it. You sure as fuck would try as much as you can to keep that shit out of the open.

I mean at first it was believable that somebody leaked their sex tape but after a while it becomes as old as the whole insanity defense. It's like are you really insane or are you just playing insane so that people can take pity on you?

Now don't go thinking that I'm picking on celebrities because I would be one of the first mother fuckers to defend anybody when they are in the right. I would stick up for anybody getting a raw deal but there are just sometimes when the supposed raw deal that they are getting isn't really the fucking case.

Tayna Harding
Tayna Harding.. the most disturbing of the sex tapes.

It just stands to reason though that if you know that you are a celebrity with so called squeaky clean image that you want to protect, that you would try to keep your sex tapes locked away somewhere nobody could get to them. I'm sure there's not too many of us who love porn that has our vids out in the open for somebody to see them when they happen to come to our home. We usually have a place to stash them, that is, unless you don't really give a fuck who sees that you have "Baby got back #10" "Licking Lesbians" or some shit like that sitting on the shelf next to your television.

We usually hide our porn if we don't really want people to know that we like porn or the kind of porn that we like. We don't put it on display or even allow somebody access to our stash, that is, unless we want to let them see our stash of flicks. I know there isn't a porn lover out there who doesn't have a stash. I know I do and I don't have it near the regular movies. To get to my stash you have to find out where it is a have a key.

I know that the internet is a mother fucker because when you put a video out there on the net it's kind of hard to stop it from streaming. With that knowledge, we all should know to make sure we do what we need to keep our tapes from being leaked. If you have to put it in a safe fine do it.

Like I said before the whole "somebody leaked my sex tape" thing is getting old. It is getting over used like a nympho's sex toy. In that case it might be time to come clean and say that you were fucking on camera and you want to sell it. Other stars have said that and they seem to be doing well with the profits.

Plus another thing celebs, if you don't want your fucking sex tapes are leaked, try not making one in the first place. That would be the best solution to make sure that you fucking each other won't make it to the net or get sold is just a thought. Because let me tell you there are a lot of us out there that would just love to see our favorite mainstream stars fuck on camera. We would just love to have a copy as collectables. I'm pretty sure that one day celebrity sex tapes will become as valuable as autographs if they haven't already.

Well, it seems that the potential for more sex tapes are likely in this day and age of internet streaming. I hate to sound like a psychic but I do predict more celebrity sex tapes in the future making their way to the net as well as DVD and BluRay to say the least. Whether or not it's leaked, I'm sure that a lot of us good porn lovers would be ready to see hot stars fuck on camera or even take nude pictures. Oh well anyway, Happy Fucking until next time fellow pervs.

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