The Sexiest Woman Alive

The Sexiest Woman Alive - Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis was recently named the sexiest woman alive by Esquire Magazine. An honor that has been bestowed on hundreds of other women by hundreds of other publications. Not that Mila doesn't deserve it, I'm just wondering why she deserves it.

Most of the time when you read such interviews, you're just waiting to get to the point at which the actor/actress starts to shill their next movie. It's inevitable. Some magazine is tied to some company that also owns a movie studio, and all the connections start to manifest in the middle of an interview.

But strangely, that didn't happen this time. Yes, they discussed future projects, and yes, they listed her credentials and past successes, but it didn't seem like a sales pitch. It never asked you to watch an upcoming movie clip. It was just a nice little interview where we got to learn a little about Mila Kunis.

And after I read it, I thought to myself, why the hell did they pick her in the first place then? If it's not for the normal Hollywood reasons, then what could it be? Did the people over at Esquire Magazine actually think that she was the sexiest woman alive?

Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis

While I was reading the interview, there was only one thing that really stood out to me as anything that could shed some light on this. While talking about her past with the reporter from Esquire, this came up.

Mila: Well, hold on. I don't know how much of those are my memories and how much of it is a memory I created through the stories that my parents tell. And I don't know how to differentiate between an honest memory or my parents retelling the same story for twenty years.

And as we've all learned from Alan up to forty percent of people's memory's are made up bullshit, or what they call 'false memories'. It's pretty sexy when a girl realizes that half of what's in her mind is a joke. Not many girls can admit that, and she should be held to a higher standard for it.

That, plus a smoking body and 'big brown bedroom eyes' - ( Bill Blair ) help push her over the top into the sexiest woman alive category for a lot of guys.

The eight years she spent sucking Macaulay Culkin's dick kind of takes her out of that category for me though.. I mean.. the Home Alone kid? Really??

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