Mr Universe and Other Problems

Miss Colombia Catalina Robayo

Catalina's missing something..

What's going on with the Miss Universe Pageant lately? Scandal after scandal is happening and the competition hasn't even started yet. Starting last year with Miss Virginia Nikki Poteet trashing her room and calling her roommate homophobic slurs, the rulings on the contestants started early in the pageant season. And we were to find out, they were going to be coming often. It turns out that a few more things were going to happen before the contest starts.

My personal favorite incident was during the pageant last year with Miss Colombia Catalina Robayo. It seems like she tried to get a leg up on the competition by not wearing any panties. Hey, you've got to use every angle you can in this dog eat dog world. So I don't disagree with anything she did, but I guess a lot of other people did.


Jenna Talackova

My favorite quote came from eonline.com, "Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants, as what she was doing was totally inappropriate," an insider told the website. "People have been pretty upset by it; there have been photos and media appearances where she has completely had her crotch out." I'm still trying to find the problem in all of that, but I'm having little luck.

The big scandal came at the beginning of the month when it came out that Miss Canada Jenna Talackova was a transgender and quite a good looking one at that. Now, I have no problem with trannies, but I need to know they're a tranny while I'm jerking off to them. I can't just jerk off the whole Miss Universe pageant and have a tranny walk by and I'm in the mind-set for a normal girl. I need to switch up the mind-set to full tranny mode before the viewing continues. I am glad that they let her compete in the competition though. I can't wait to see the ultra-tuck during the bikini contest.


Carlina Duran

The most recent scandal though is a little bit lighter though. It turns out that one of the Miss, was really a Mrs.. (Miss) Dominican Republic Carlina Duran was hiding something in her past that is even worse than a penis.. a husband. As it turns out, you can pee standing up for half your life, and that won't disqualify you, but get married just once, and you're out for life. In my personal opinion, if you can get over the fact that someone had twigs and berries for 20 years, you can get over the fact that someone was shacked up for 2. Hey, she's definitely hot enough to overlook this one little thing. I guess the Don only likes his own ex-wives.

Well, whatever happens coming up, I'm sure that I'm still going to DVR the whole thing, and rewind and re-watch over the parts with Miss Japan, Korean and China, like I do every year.

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