Ten Horrible Megan Fox Quotes

Cute ass, but does she have the brain to match?

It's too bad when you see a beautiful woman and you want her to shut the hell up. Clearly, Megan Fox is not an ugly girl. In fact, she's one of those girls that guys break the law for. Unfortunately, Megan was dropped on her head as a baby. What comes out of her mouth during interviews is part loopy, part retarded and all just so very, very sad.

Screw you, ScarJo!

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard - but I do. And part of it is my own fault." Esquire

But you sleep with Brian Austin Green

"I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man." - Esquire

MMegan Fox Looking Hot in a Dress

Don't you know you're a woman?

"I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy." - FHM

Apparently, Megan also doesn't understand the concept of leprechauns

"Wonder Woman is a lame superhero. She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don't get it." -- Times of London

You should go on eHarmony.com

"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'" - FHM

I'll just pull out a random actor's name outta a hat and...

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting right now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared." -- Interview at the 2009 Golden Globes (video below)

Apparently I watched the non-stoner version

"Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about.  High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad.  It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation.  And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards.  Oh, and somehow there's music involved.  You have to get stoned to watch it. - Esquire Magazine, June 2009

Your agent must be so proud

"I'm terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It's my first real movie and it's not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn't bad, I just wasn't proud about what I did... If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven't done anything yet." - Entertainment Weekly

Talking about gas is classy!

"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.†- GQ, October 2008

Megan Fox falling out of her bra

Or maybe I'm the asshole and I've got it all wrong. Perhaps, Megan is really intelligent and she's just toying with us, laughing at our stupid reactions to her quotes. Either way, she should shut up already.

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