Tweeting with The Stars - A Look at Some Celebrity Twitter Accounts

Do we really care what these people have to say?

I was on My Twitter the other day thinking about some of the celebs who are twittering (or are they twats who are Twittering?), and in looking at some of these celebrity Twitter pages, figured I'd give them a look over and share my opinion here with you. These are not meant to be viewed in any particular order, just as I see them and want to comment on them.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a Famous Twatter

Although I'm not going to order these, let's start with one of the worst first... Britney Spears. Here twitter page should probably be in crayon. She has 4.5 MILLION followers and her front page timeline dates back to Dec 7th, which means she's barely posting twice a week maybe. All of her posts are either: Look at Me or They're Being Mean to Me (or as she calls it - BS Alerts). Some headlines:

  • Roller Skates Win ... Yeah! Britney Spears with roller skates over her shoulder.
  • In Touch Magazine is reporting bullsh#!t again! ... Why can't she say "bullshit"? And why should we care? Is she the queen of a country or someone else we need to protect or is she just some slut singer who is losing her relevance day by day?
  • On my way to the Grammys. Can't wait to see all the performances! ... Do you remember when you were relevant enough to perform?
  • How's everyone's 2010 going so far? Well, honestly, I'm drunk and a little horny.... can you hold me?

Yoko Ono

Don't Mess with the Yoko Ono

Next, we're on to Yoko Ono. Her page is what you think it would be - I'll be nice and say interesting. Unlike Britney, she does have something to say, although I don't always understand it:

  • When you burn the chair, you suddenly realize that the chair in your mind did not burn or disappear ... what about the loveseat or ottoman in my mind?
  • VOTE NOW for a U.S. Department of PEACE... Since we're making up our own departments, how about the US Dept of Easy Pussy, or US Dept of Wives Having to do Anal?
  • Check out this video: Yoko's Birthday Cake after her universally acclaimed BAM concert ... Interesting that when I Google "yoko ono acclaimed BAM concert" I get 0 Results.
  • Sometimes you find yourself in this room. Suddenly or gradually, you know you are being pushed into a room without a door.... then how are we getting in there?
  • See what you can do. See what you want to do. See what you will do about it. Find your way out.... Luckily, I'm about to find my way out of her twitter account before I start to understand any of it.

Wil Wheaton

Wesley Crusher at Your Service

I think that Wil Wheaton is getting too many royalty checks from Star Trek for having played Wesley Crusher (I prefer Star Trix myself, but I'm Rex!) because he truly seems to tweet more than many unemployed gen x-ers. The man posts often, replies to people (which is actually pretty nice), and then he blogs. I can't make too much fun of the guy because honestly, I'm afraid he'll post a 1200 word essay on why my site sucks and he'll set his 1.6 Million followers on me.

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes in Her Bigger Days

Now that she's of age, posing for Maxim and undeniably hot, I bring you someone who really has too much time - Amanda Bynes. Maybe she's having a boring Saturday, but I see she's already tweeted (or is it twated - I just don't know), 90+ times. You can tell this girl is just bored overall. I guess Twitter and YouTube are better outlets than weed and blow, but let's look at some of her messages:

  • Everybody hurts......sometimes... A YouTube video for a song released 6,300 DAYS AGO? There were like 6 like these. I can't say that I care a ton to follow her video playlist, but maybe some people care.
  • kids made fun of my name in school bc they thought it made them cool. it actually made them lame. that's why i can't call them friends ... I guess when you're barely in your 20's, you still remember what everyone said at school. But, really? This is what you care about - getting picked on 5-10 years ago.
  • Guys and Dolls! ... you really had to post that? Not even a full sentence? I think I'm going to retweet that because I can. Nah!
  • remember that show Punk'd? It was cool but anyone who punk's their friends or clients are absolutely unprofessional & total creepers!!!!!!... Why don't you just reminisce about Jackass. At least that was a show worth talking about. Fuck Ashton Kutcher.

Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila

I have saved the worst for last. She might be hot and although she definitely isn't an a-list celeb, but I had to share with you the posts of Tila Tequila. The first thing I noticed is that she posts so much on her Twitter and the posts make such little sense, that I needed a few shots of tequila to make it through her posts. Next thing I notice is that narcissism takes on a whole definition when you talk about this girl. Her posts should just be: ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, and ME. Now that she's pregnant it's: ME, ME, baby, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, baby, baby. In just writing this one paragraph, she tweeted over 20 fucking times. In all, she has over 30 thousand tweets. This woman is so vapid that she even is on Twitter as she's being rushed to the hospital. She's so tasteless that a few days after the death of her fiancé, she's out posing for the cameras and smiling. And she so fucking insane that she has to go to Russia to get a baby. Let's read a few of her pearls of wisdom:

  • Back then everyone said that Cyndi Lauper Would last Longer Than Madonna... Welll....Madonna is still here. My point? I am the Madonna..... .... wow, she's comparing herself to Madonna? Hell, she isn't even Cyndi Lauper. Ever hear her "music"?
  • I know right? ppl saying IM BROKE or GETTING EVICTED just for having a garage sale? Wow and they call ME crazy? THEY they crazy ones! ... I would love to see what the hell she sold there.
  • Do u guys realize how ur sounding??? You've become OBSESSED! DO u understand what that means darling?? OBSESSED with EVERY detail of MY LIFE
  • IM SO EXCITED I CAN'T SLEEP! GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!! LIFE IS GOOD! A BABY IS GOD'S GIFT TO ME! IM BRINGING A NEW LIFE INTO THIS WORLD!!!
  • I'm just scared about the having labor part. I need to decide....vag or cesarian??
  • Im gonna be the type of mother that's like "YOU AINT DATING THAT WHORE!" OH HELL NO YOU AINT DATING HER!!! LMAO!!!!!!! ... if only the daddy's momma had been as smart.
  • @officialTila awww..Tila oviously your going to make a great mother..I wish you were my mom. Really?
  • I get A LOT of work done when I dont have a twitter! & right now, my Gossip blog is really cool! I LOVE working on it & my Comic book!... Hope she gets her crayons ready. Can't wait to see this one
  • gosh I have SOOOOOOOOO much work to do and being on Twitter takes up SOOOOOOO much of my time. I need to delete this account. ASAP!... Is she really going to delete her account?
  • I will be updating EVERYDAY AT www.TilasHotSpot.com ok? so DO NOT FORGET!!!!!!! BOOKMARK IT NOW!... How can we miss you if you don't ever leave?
  • ok bye... that sweet sound is SILENCE.

There's so many more out there. I did find a great site - Celebrity Tweet which lists a ton of celebs. Check out a few on your own and paste your favorite comments below. I can't take looking at these anymore...

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