Peta Jensen

Peta Jensen

Today I need to watch the Jets lose to the Bills, so I'm going to make this a quick one. Yesterday we talked about what makes a porn bad, so today I thought we could just take a look at a good old fashioned porno. Nothing special about it. Nothing that's going to sup rise you. Nothing bad though. Just a good middle of the road porno. So I thought of who the star should be, and I've come up with who I think is a good, middle of the road, porn star - Peta Jensen. Peta is the BMW 5 Series of the porn world. Everyone would love to have one. It's slick and fast, but let's face it, it's no McLaren 650S.

But we're not looking for a McLaren right now. We're just looking for a good to great porn to make the day go by a little faster so we can watch the Jets lose tonight, and not have the cheerleaders distract us half way through the game.

Speaking of cheerleaders, are we at the end of the season for them yet? I know that down south, the cheerleader season goes until the Super Bowl, but up north, the cheerleaders are going to start wearing Parkas pretty soon and they'll become all but useless. We need a scientist to come up with a way to heat that part of the field, so the cheerleaders can get back into their normal outfits.

Now you might be thinking, Rex, why don't we just dome the stadium and heat the whole thing. To which I answer, fuck that.. If you're not losing a part of your body do frost bite, you're not watching football.

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