Neighbor Affair - Capri Cavanni

Neighbor Affair - Capri Cavanni

I usually try to learn something every time that I watch porn, but today I'm going to try to skip the lesson. Because the last time that I was caught sniffing someone's panties, the police got involved. I had to pay for the rest of her laundry and buy her a pizza. I'm telling you, it sucked. I swore of size 20 panties from that day on. I don't sniff anything over a size 14. And I stopped going to the laundromat next to the half KFC half Taco Bell. That place just had 200 pound trouble around every corner.

The key that I've learned is to selectively target your panty sniffing. You've got start with laundromats that are next to a hiking trail or a Whole Foods. On second thought, that might not be the best place to start. There's a lot of stuck up women near those places, so you have to be careful. Only sniff the sluttiest panties that you can find, because you want to make sure they're at least secretly a whore.. you know.. on the inside.

Maybe a beginner's best spot would be a laundromat next to a Curves. There's a ton of upside to this. They usually will throw in a load and go squeeze out a circuit, so you know that they're going to be gone most of the time. If you find a pair that are small and new, it's a good guess that the woman wearing them use to have a pair that was large and old. In my experience, women that fit into that category usually like to have fun with their vaginas a lot, because they just started seeing them again. It's kind of like a new toy.

It's good to have a laundry that has a bathroom with a wash sink and a folding area. There's a lot you can do with that type of area, since you can't do it like the boys at Neighbor Affair and just whip it out right there. It's good to give the owner a few extra bucks too, since you don't want him wondering why the bathroom is so busy. And if you're really lucky, you can use the wash sink to hose off your dick and go for a twofer.

Disclaimer - Sniffing panties that are not your own is probably illegal and you shouldn't do it. This shit was a joke.

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