Mommy Got Boobs - Farrah Dahl

Mommy Got Boobs - Farrah Dahl

We're all in the middle of the summer here, and that means there's all these new opportunities for different locations for sex. I haven't had sex outdoors personally more than a couple of times, but that is just because of an irrational fear I have about cops being around every corner. And I don't think my paranoia comes from my recreational use of marijuana at all. That paranoia has something to do with the ghost of my father watching me masturbate, and how I can't prove that it's actually happening. Whatever the reason, sex outdoors has only been a few times.

But porn is a whole different animal. They have sex where ever and when ever they want to. It happens all the time. What I wonder about though, are the neighbors. Imagine if you lived in the house next to the house that they make porn at.

First of all, it would be the greatest thing in the whole world. But second, I would have to imagine that a few awkward situations would come up.

Conversations getting the paper have to be interesting. Shit, I would hold off getting it until they get it, just so I could see what they were up to. And my schedule would be totally fucked. Imagine if you were going to meet a friend, and Ava Addams pulls up in the parking lot? Yup, everything is about to get cancelled. I'm up in my attic with binoculars. Don't call, don't knock on the door, I'm not answering.

Now that I think about it.. If I sell everything, live on a crab boat, and donate six months of sperm, maybe I can afford one of those houses. Is that a weird life goal?

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