Five Horny Booby Usage

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Chelsea Charms - Keeper of the Boobs

Readers, hopefully the post-Valentine's nights are equally bed-shrieking and (s)exciting?! Do not worry too much even if it does not remain so, as our dicks show tremendous sensitivity towards our financial and emotional conditions. The little monster will show significant sympathy towards us by keeping quiet as we near the financial year-ending. Hence, our little yet strong, sweet yet ferocious and cute yet nasty poles will restrain itself in not allowing compelling us to engage in endless fucking sessions at this around.

However in happier, frolicking times this cutie pie simply refuses to get pacified as it aims for any and every chicks around. In fact, sometimes it revolts to such an extent where you may feel literally awkward in getting out to anywhere with a bulging pole leading and directing you.

At least in my case, the little, sexy tool oftentimes gets in such revolting mood that my otherwise obedient underwear too fails to contain it.

For efficiently containing it and lowering the number of raised eyebrows around you, you need to go through the innovative ideas as mentioned by our dearest fellow fucker Greg Lizardo's 10 Silly Thing To Do With Your Dick.

However, that is not the end of road for our innovative streaks in our daily lives. Through this article, we will try to tickle your sexily innovative side. For accomplishing this, we have decided to work on the human race's most well-balanced, almost equally sized, fiercely independent and most potent milk-making human jugs.

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Boobs make a great cell phone holder

Yeah, you are bang-on target readers. It is nothing but the boobs. The organ which reels our head, impacts in few extra bucks flowing out from our miserly wallet, offers a 24X7 milkshake to us etc. Indeed, the boobs always come with a long and horny tale to be finished so soon.

Though, we promise that we will honestly and fearlessly attempt to come up with an encyclopedia of booby adventures once you show some genuine interest.

For the time being, let us focus to this article. Here, we will discuss five most innovative, sexy, and efficient activities to do with boobs. Although, we must caution you on the prospective afterward violence once you try these out. Better, as pointed by our common sense, you may need to select a safe zone where you can quickly retreat once you smell any danger while attempting these dare-bare booby acts.

So, returning to the topic, let us discuss the sexily innovative ways of utilizing the boobs.

First option will surely impact your wallet in addition of a romantic, (s)exciting emotion running through your veins. We are referring to booby cleaning of your CD-DVD. If it sounds confusing to you, let us assure you that it is not so much confusing that you assume it to be. Once accomplished, you will find the procedure extremely dick raising to hold and place that crystal clear disk onto the tray.

Hopefully, our foreword has slowly started to make your bone hotter. Prior to you becoming further hot, let us share the procedure of booby cleaning of CD-DVD.

Whereas in the first phase, your horny woman licks the disk, she subsequently dries it up by rubbing it in a circular motion against any boob. For adding a variety your booby woman may even try both the boobs one after one. The procedure will thereby allow your CD-DVD disks experiencing the tastes of both the boobs.

Voila, you are done.

Now, simply look at the disk and compare its clarity against the result you achieved while using CD-DVD cleaners. Let us assure that you will get thoroughly surprised in sheer effectiveness of this newly learnt sexy craft in clearing the disks.

In second option, you will probably be able discovering an extremely effective way of holding the mobile phones. Instances are plenty where we fail to place mobile phones due to lack of pockets in maintaining our stylistic and oftentimes dreadful attires. Placing the mobile in between world's sexist jugs is in itself a significantly cocky idea. In another significant result, your cock too will get noticeably strong whenever your woman brings the device out and hands it over to you.

Very close to this, few overconfident individuals with longer than average bones, use this milkshake producing organ as cigarettes and lighter holder.

Frankly speaking, that is a bit gross effort to attempt in the first place. Surely, no one will ever consider his woman receiving injuries out of accidental lightening of the ignorant lighters and those constantly jumping melons. However, the idea will acquire a completely new dimension if you place the cigarettes only without the lighters in those huge boobs.

We at the BoobsGangster will offer out wise, experienced and oftentimes misplaced customary word of caution to you and advice not to attempt this with any lactating momma. Mommas with lactating boobs are great to taste but certainly not at the cost of the expensive cigarettes.

Neither flaccid penis nor such cigarettes is a welcome scene for us, the horny-porny males.

Then comes the third and perhaps the most erotic way of using boobs. We need to add here that, this option will be truly appreciated by those in the kinky lifestyle. Elucidating further, the dominants, or the Masters as addressed in the lifestyle, will genuinely fall in love with this option when they experience their submissive partners getting squeezed in the crowd.

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Everyone needs instructions sometimes...

Are we confusing you readers, here? Alright, let us get into the crux of the matter. In this option, your booby woman will utilize his boobs as bumper against the crowd.

The crowd will surely receive the yummy taste of the boobs that you considered your sole privilege. For the Masters of kinky lifestyle, this will be an instantly steaming hot scenario to see their submissive partners' boobs receiving such public humiliation.

Fourth option will be a comparatively traditional way of boobs' usage. Even though, for numerous kids this happens to be the ultimate innovation to use their mommy's boobs, we, the fucking adult perverts cannot hold this as much of an innovation. This option will allow us to replace our dull pillows with a pair of interactive, smart, gorgeous, and incredibly sexy organs that could make us sleep due to its heavy aphrodisiac usage.

Using boobs as the pillow, we suspect, could significantly assist in decreasing the sleep disorder.

How many of you agree with us on the issue?

Then, in the final and fifth aspect, we are saddened to enter into a potentially unsafe region. It's unsafe not because of the boobs or its innovative usage itself, but due to the extremely volatile nature of us, the horny males all around the world. We, the horny males, somehow show distinctly lack of character in holding our grounds whenever there is a hotty around us. That in its very essence is a saddening tendency for the horny male fraternity throughout the world. Mistake by one male eventually leads entire male fraternity to an unsafe region where all of us end up getting insecure.

Babbling apart, let us take you straight to this lack of sexy use of the boobs.

In details, the women strategically use their (s)exciting organ in enticing us, as we discontinue our arguments and straightway land up in their jugs while mumbling and kneading their peaking aureole. It is sad but true to the core that, all our rough and toughness goes completely flaccid just like an exhausted penis, whenever we see a sexy and attractive pair of boobs in front of us.

Even though, it is sheer revolting to notice such a lack of character behavior from our fellow fuckers, on a second thought, do we have much option to do against this? Personally speaking, I would consider it twice to show my character in front of a pointed nippled babe in front of me. It will fully numb me if that booby babe comes with fair amount of moles too in and around her boobs.

I will give a fig to the world fucker fraternity and jump to the boobs and sucking it like a new-born baby. Thus, in this aspect, the choice is yours.

Finally, readers, we are amply confident that the above mentioned booby usage will offer a steaming hot and wildly passionate fucking sessions to you. If not, then, do return to us with a professional, sexy and detailed case-study of your fucking nights.

We promise that we will do everything including peeking into your bedroom to offer an ideal solution to you.

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