Ass Parade - Lily Sincere

Ass Parade - Lily Sincere

So recently, I was looking for something that I swear to God I owned at one point, but I found no evidence of it ever existing in my house at all, so I can only assume that it decided that it doesn't want to be found. But while I was looking for it, I came across the worst thing I've ever found in my life.. my yearbook. You see, I had some time in the middle of my life where I used various substances that gave me the magical ability to completely forget the first half of my existence, including all of my school days.

And my mind was never happier being in a cloudy haze of obliviousness, where's it's been for the past 20 something years. It was a spot in my life where I didn't care who fucked me over because even if it did happen, I couldn't remember it anyway. I let all of those things go, and it was good. But then my yearbook turned up like a bad penny, and I started looking though it, like a cutter looks at his inner thigh.

And all of the sudden, I remembered there was a girl named Amy in my life. And she was, until this day, the single hottest girl I've ever dated. And I remembered how good it was for that short period of time. And with the force of a thousand suns, my dick busted out of my pants and started searching though facebook for any sign that her beautiful ass still walks this green earth. When lo and behold, facebook reviled it's secrets to my penis!

But where she lives and what she does for work were not the only secrets that the great and all powerful facebook reviled to me. Oh no. It also told me and my penis that she was in a relationship with a man named Mark. In fact, the very same Mark that broke us up all of those years ago.

And as if only a few days have passed, I became completely enraged about the whole situation all over again, like it only happened just last week. And I found myself composing a message on facebook to send to this woman that got away and probably doesn't even remember that I exist. And before I could hit the send button and not be able to take it back, I thought to myself, what would a pornstar do? Would a pornstar be telling Mark to choke on a bag of dicks? No. Would he be telling Amy that I'm glad she's slightly over weight now? No. I porn star would not.

I think we could all take a lesson from a porn star. So, if you find yourself drunk, and on facebook at two in the morning, typing up a message that you know you're going to regret as soon as you send it. Just think.. Would Lily Sincere, the woman that can fit her ass around a stripper pole, type this message? Hell no. That's not her style. Stripper poles and 10" black cocks are her style. Lesson learned Lily Sincere. Lesson learned.

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Ohmegurds
Ohmegurds Said...
What's the guy's name? He's hot..
August 18, 2015 at 6:35 PM





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