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I was at a party that was a nice mix of family and friends yesterday. My sister happened to bring a friend from her work to the party, and she warned me that I was going to be all over her, because of her ass. You see, I'm kind of an ass man. This woman ass had it's own zip code. You could put your drink on top of it and leave room for the chips and dip. While she's standing UP!! It was too much ass. This amount is just right.

I've never come to fully understand my own obsession with the female ass. I get why some of the other body parts are of importance. Men like women with big tits and big hips because nature has given us the instinct to look for women more suited for motherhood. But what's nature's plan for the ass? And what does that have to do with me resting on it like a pillow, cheek to cheek as it were, for a long night's sleep? And where can I find a woman that will let me do that?

Sticking with our two is better than one theme this week, we're checking out Rachel and Alexis in Ass Parade. I haven't been on Bang Bros in a while, so it's good to see that they're still going as strong as ever. Coming back to Bang Bros after checking out so many other sites is kind of like going home again. There's just a comfort level there that you miss when you're away.

Sheena seems like the type of girl that likes chocolate because someone told her that she likes chocolate. Which seems like a great type of person to become a porn star, but there's just that little something that missing the whole time. Is my dick in her ass because I want it there, or is my dick in her ass because if it isn't, my balls are going to be torn off and feed to a stray dog? It's a fine line.

With this being Presidents' Day, we're going to break with a tradition we have here of not having more dicks than vaginas. I've always believed that if you're feeling another man's dick while you're having sex, even though it's through the taint wall, it's kinda gay. But, being a national holiday, questions of the holiday tend to come up. Like.. Do you think that George Washington and Abe Lincoln would have double teamed Martha? I think yes.

Welp, it's 2013, and I hope that everyone had a great New Year. And for all the Chinese people reading, I'm sure you'll have a great New Year when you get yours next month. For the first post of the year, I bring you Kendra Lust. And she's on the site.. wait for it.. Ass Parade!? Not that Kendra's ass isn't perfection, but what happened to the 40 pounds of bounce that I expect from you Ass Parade? Maybe next time..

Today we're check out Julie as she shoots a scene for the website Ass Masterpiece, the ass site that doesn't actually have a whole hell of a lot of ass sex. Going into it, with the amount of ass worship that's going on, you would think that something is eventually going to end up in there, but sometimes.. nope. Hey, we can't always get what we want.

Kelli seems to have been sealed in a paper bag since birth, and only let out when that white fishnet thing fit. Because she has absolutely no idea what's about to happen. Am I supposed to have sex now? Is that what happens in porn? You mean you can stick a dick in there? Imagine how she's going to react when she finds out what poop noodles are. ( don't look that up )

Is there such thing as a perfect ass? It's tough to really say. I use to think that Kelly Ripa had a perfect ass until I found out that it's basically the same as a 12 year old boy's. Over the past few years my position has gone more towards this direction. It's a choice.

This is a little period piece for the sake of having a period piece. 40's pin-up girl isn't my favorite period, but I can't deny that they don't look hot as fuck. And this is one of the few porn scenes that the girl's hair stays in place the whole time. That in itself is worth the price of admission.