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Mike's Apartment - Victoria Pure

Mike's Apartment - Victoria Pure
Today we're getting a key to Mike's Apartment, the only real way to do it. The porn way. For instance, we have the lovely Victoria Pure, who just needs a place to stay, but doesn't want to pay the full price to get in. There's only really one solution to this problem that's lasted throughout history, and that's of course, showing your tits. This works for most situations that happen when a man and a woman negotiate something, and works even better when the man's wife isn't around.

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass

Real Wife Stories - Olive Glass
You see, this is what's wrong with the world today. If a woman came to my house with a bill in her hand, the probability of me being able to pull out my dick and pay for the bill is pretty close to zero. But if I went to a woman's house with a bill and she threw her tits in my face, I'm probably going to be paying for any bill I have in my hand. Now, I don't know who to blame for this problem, but I know it's probably not me, and I know it should be someone else. And this is why the mail service has to keep raising the price of postage stamps. Mailmen around the world are losing their paychecks trying to deliver these bills to the ladies of the world, and they're ending up with less and less money each week. You really should take the time to thank your local mailman, because really, they're doing a hero's job.

Ass Parade - Victoria Cakes

Ass Parade - Victoria Cakes
Today we're checking out the phenomenon that is known only as Victoria Cakes. I don't know if half a person's body could be made up of just tits and ass, but if there's a person on the planet, it's Victoria. There aren't too many asses out there that beat, or even come close to Victoria's size, never mind in the porn world. So, if you're an ass man, you're going to love her. But there is a little bit of a downside to the size of her ass.. ( besides the obvious risk of being crushed at any point in time )

Real Wife Stories - Chanell Heart

Real Wife Stories - Chanell Heart
Today we're checking out a little ebony beauty, Chanell Heart, which is a bit of a change of pace for me. Yes, I don't cover ebony porn stars as much as I should be. I'm averaging about one a month which is an atrocity. But that's not the change of pace I was talking about. What I meant was, normally when we check out ebony porn stars, they usually have tits bigger than your average porn stars. ( which is pretty big

MILF Hunter - Victoria Banxxx

MILF Hunter - Victoria Banxxx
Now that the diving portion of the Olympics has started, we get to check out some of the best asses in the world. There's really two reasons that Olympic divers have some of the best asses around. First, they spent the better half of their lives learning to jump high enough to do a triple twist without belly flopping from 20 feet. That's all ass muscle. The second, and more important reason, are the bathing suits. Those things seem like they were put together by scientists to crawl the maximum distance up someone's ass a bathing suit can physically reach. It's probably the best part about the games that there is.

Real Wife Stories - Jasmine James and Skyler McKay

Real Wife Stories - Jasmine James and Skyler McKay
I think there was a rule written somewhere that say you can not covet another man's wife. The good thing is though, it doesn't say anything about wives not being able to covet another woman's husband. So if someone else's wife makes a move on you, you're totally free to go along with it, as seen in this instructional video we have today starring Jasmine James and Skyler McKay. As you can see in this scene from Real Wife Stories, both guys are having sex with each other's wives, but only one of them has broken any rules. Because Jasmine made the first move on the guy, he's clearly not at fault here, and if I'm remembering the rules correctly, can have the other guy banished from town riding a black sheep. And as a result, can keep both wives as a prize. I think this is how Mormons can have up to six or seven wives.

Real Wife Stories - Danica Dillion

Real Wife Stories - Danica Dillion
I know it's only a couple of days into the new year, but I think we have a nomination for the porn scene that leaves the stars the reddest at the end. With all the spanking and slapping in this scene, everyone was beet red by the end of it. Including the pizza delivery guy. Normally, a porn scene might last 30 to 45 minutes, but it takes a few hours to make a scene. It looks like in this one, they just decided to power through it in one take and suffer the consequences later. It kind of looks like they were just put though a P90X workout. You've got to pace yourself with porn.. I don't know if OSHA has any porn work place safety regulations, but I'm sure they would have violated some if they did.

Porn News?

Porn News?

There's a few things going on in the world of the horny today. Nothing too major, but I just wanted to keep you up to date. The first thing that I wanted to mention was, it seems like Miley Cyrus is back with another photo shoot, this time for Candy Magazine. She's fully nude and that's great and all, but I don't think it's something that I'm going to be looking at for future health sessions. I think this is more of a 'one and done' type thing. It would be a hell of a lot better if she just wouldn't make those faces that she always does, but that's not the case..

In other news, Pornhub has reviled that their web traffic dropped by 10% the day that Fallout 4 came out. A few websites out there seem to think that this is some kind of news, but I'm really not seeing it. What's the headline here? 'Guys don't jerk off when there's something better to do.' I don't really see it as news worthy myself.

My Sister's Hot Friend - Paulina James and Victoria Sin

My Sister's Hot Friend - Paulina James and Victoria Sin
So, do you know when you're talking on the phone with someone and you're not really paying attention, and you get to that point in the conversation that you're realizing that they know you're not paying attention, so in your head, you try to put together as many words as possible just in case they ask you a question, you could try to take a guess at the answer? That's what watching this scene feels like to me. The accents on these women make it feel like you're not really paying attention to the conversation, but you really are. And if you rewind it and play it again, you're going to get it, but you're never really going to get it the first time.

Football Returns

I'd let these two tackle me anytime.
Well, it's finally the real start of the NFL season. If you're not a fan of one of those other teams that played on Thursday, then we're going to finally get to see your team play. Unless you have to sit in the penalty box until Monday, which is a small torture, because we've been waiting for weeks during preseason, and it's finally here, and you just have to wait that much longer. If you are one of those guys, you might want to kill some time over a Barstool Sports where they have a great write-up on how each team compares to a porn star. AFC is here and NFC is here. I disagree with some of their picks, but I'm sure they know as much about porn as I do about sports.

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