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By: Rex - Sunday, August 14, 2016
MILF Hunter - Victoria Banxxx
Now that the diving portion of the Olympics has started, we get to check out some of the best asses in the world. There's really two reasons that Olympic divers have some of the best asses around. First, they spent the better half of their lives learning to jump high enough to do a triple twist without belly flopping from 20 feet. That's all ass muscle. The second, and more important reason, are the bathing suits. Those things seem like they were put together by scientists to crawl the maximum distance up someone's ass a bathing suit can physically reach. It's probably the best part about the games that there is.
By: Rex - Thursday, July 07, 2016
Real Wife Stories - Jasmine James and Skyler McKay
I think there was a rule written somewhere that say you can not covet another man's wife. The good thing is though, it doesn't say anything about wives not being able to covet another woman's husband. So if someone else's wife makes a move on you, you're totally free to go along with it, as seen in this instructional video we have today starring Jasmine James
and Skyler McKay
. As you can see in this scene from Real Wife Stories
, both guys are having sex with each other's wives, but only one of them has broken any rules. Because Jasmine made the first move on the guy, he's clearly not at fault here, and if I'm remembering the rules correctly, can have the other guy banished from town riding a black sheep. And as a result, can keep both wives as a prize. I think this is how Mormons can have up to six or seven wives.
By: Rex - Sunday, January 03, 2016
Real Wife Stories - Danica Dillion
I know it's only a couple of days into the new year, but I think we have a nomination for the porn scene that leaves the stars the reddest at the end. With all the spanking and slapping in this scene, everyone was beet red by the end of it. Including the pizza delivery guy. Normally, a porn scene might last 30 to 45 minutes, but it takes a few hours to make a scene. It looks like in this one, they just decided to power through it in one take and suffer the consequences later. It kind of looks like they were just put though a P90X
workout. You've got to pace yourself with porn.. I don't know if OSHA
has any porn work place safety regulations, but I'm sure they would have violated some if they did.
By: Rex - Monday, November 16, 2015
There's a few things going on in the world of the horny today. Nothing too major, but I just wanted to keep you up to date. The first thing that I wanted to mention was, it seems like Miley Cyrus is back with another photo shoot, this time for Candy Magazine. She's fully nude and that's great and all, but I don't think it's something that I'm going to be looking at for future health sessions. I think this is more of a 'one and done' type thing. It would be a hell of a lot better if she just wouldn't make those faces that she always does, but that's not the case..
In other news, Pornhub has reviled that their web traffic dropped by 10% the day that Fallout 4 came out. A few websites out there seem to think that this is some kind of news, but I'm really not seeing it. What's the headline here? 'Guys don't jerk off when there's something better to do.' I don't really see it as news worthy myself.
By: Rex - Wednesday, September 17, 2014
My Sister's Hot Friend - Paulina James and Victoria Sin
So, do you know when you're talking on the phone with someone and you're not really paying attention, and you get to that point in the conversation that you're realizing that they know you're not paying attention, so in your head, you try to put together as many words as possible just in case they ask you a question, you could try to take a guess at the answer? That's what watching this scene feels like to me. The accents on these women make it feel like you're not really paying attention to the conversation, but you really are. And if you rewind it and play it again, you're going to get it, but you're never really going to get it the first time.
By: Rex - Sunday, September 07, 2014
I'd let these two tackle me anytime.
Well, it's finally the real start of the NFL season. If you're not a fan of one of those other
teams that played on Thursday, then we're going to finally get to see your team play. Unless you have to sit in the penalty box until Monday, which is a small torture, because we've been waiting for weeks during preseason, and it's finally here, and you just have to wait that much longer. If you are one of those guys, you might want to kill some time over a Barstool Sports
where they have a great write-up on how each team compares to a porn star. AFC is here
and NFC is here
. I disagree with some of their picks, but I'm sure they know as much about porn as I do about sports.
By: Rex - Monday, February 03, 2014
Rub A Teen - Tori
I know we're all recovering from the spectacle of watching Peyton Manning receive 11 defensemen's dicks all at the same time, causing his to choke severely
in front of 111 million
people. I enjoyed the shit out of it, but I know that there are three guys in Denver right now crying in their beers, so I thought I help them out where I can.
By: Rex - Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Real Wife Stories - Aryana Augustine
I know there's a type of guy out there that has this type of fetish, but I've never had them explain it to me, or even met a guy who has it. I just know it exists. And if you fall into this category, this one is for you. You just have to like to watch your women get fucked by 'the man' while you are tied down and can't do anything about it. I know that's kind of specific, but that's what this shit is all about.
By: Rex - Monday, March 25, 2013
Real Wife Stories - Ava Adams and Anissa Kate
Coming from the great 51st state to the north ( Canada ), is our latest installment of Real Wife Stories. I figured it had to come from Canada because they're the only ones that would think it's a good idea to mix French and English in a porno. Much to my surprise, it definitely worked out for the best. Even though dirty talk in French sounds less dirty, than sweet.
By: Rex - Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Real Wife Stories - Madison Ivy, Karlie Montana
You see? This is why we can't have nice things. Marriage is a holy union of 2 or more people, depending on how drunk you are, and the relationship you have with that/those people. You can't just treat it like it's nothing and throw threats around like they're dead babies. I'm just saying, if you smack a woman in the face with your dick, do it with a smile on your face.
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