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By: Rex - Thursday, March 16, 2017
St. Patty's Day and the Art of Avoiding Luggage
Well, tomorrow is the holiday where all of the roookie drinkers come out to play, St. Patrick's Day. And besides the hordes of college aged light weights falling all over themselves, you're going to get a little something that the holiday is really all about.. the women wearing the Kiss Me, I'm Irish T-shirts. Now, as you know, if a guy is wearing a Kiss Me, I'm Irish T-shirt, that means he's gay, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Gay guys need drunk sex too. But the treasure is when you find a girl wearing one. Being that St. Patrick's Day is on a Friday this year, if you find a girl with one of those shirts on, you could probably stretch what would normally be a one night stand, into a weekend long drunken fuck fest if you play your cards right.
By: Rex - Monday, December 19, 2016
Tiny 4K - Sydney Cole
Whelp, it's one more week until Christmas, so if you're going to order something, you better do it now. You have to figure all the mail guys and package delivery guys out there are sick and tired of your packages, so that's going to drop your chances of getting it on time by ten percent. And with all of the storms happening around the country, that's going to drop your chances even more. So even if you order today, you're still looking at about a fifteen to twenty percent chance of your package spending Christmas in a UPS service center. Unless, of course, you give the gift of porn..
By: Rex - Saturday, September 24, 2016
Kristen Scott - Porn Pros
I was debating with a friend of mine the idea of women wearing a tie and nothing else. We both agreed that it was amazing, but what we didn't agree on was the type of tie that should be worn. He had the opinion that girls should be wearing bow ties because of the whole Playboy Bunny thing. While I say a regular or cravat tie is definitely better. I'm reminded of a line from State and Main - "It's the truth that you should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie. Cravat's supposed to point down to accentuate the genitals. Why would you wanna trust somebody whose tie points out to accentuate his ears?"
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By: Rex - Sunday, September 11, 2016
The Real Lily Adams
Normally when you type Lily Adams into Google, you're in fact searching for the amazing pair of tits that belong to Milana Vayntrub. The greatest pair of tits you'll never get to see. Normally with a young actress, I'm always holding out some hope that she'll do a scene where I can see her tits, but after reading her twitter account, I don't have a lot of hope with this one. ( such a shame too, I imagine them to be amazing ) But luckily, there's a new Lily Adams in town..
By: Rex - Monday, August 08, 2016
Tiny 4K - Raylin Ann
Today we're going to be checking out what everyone is talking about with this Pokemon Go crazy that everyone is into. I've been checking into it a bit, and I've learned a few things with my research. It turns out that you can't actually log a pokemon into your pokedex until you make them cum. It's a dirty little tradition of underground gladiatorial combat that dates back to the Romans, where the owners of the gladiators would also use them as sex slaves. And now with modern day gladiatorial combat making a comeback, the practice of using your fighting slaves for sex is coming back with it. Let's watch this practice in action.
By: Rex - Monday, June 27, 2016
The 4th is Cumming...
We're getting close to America's favorite holiday, The 4th of July. The one holiday where it's not only accepted, but expected that you get drunk and blow shit up with fireworks. As a bonus, God has seen fit to have it on a Monday this year, so we're all going to get to have a long weekend of drunkenness and feel patriotic while we're doing it. It's truly great stuff. Those who benefit the most from the holiday though, are the soldiers. If you're in the military, and you can't get laid on the 4th, there's something seriously wrong with you. Forget all the family picnics, and the fireworks show.. just put on the uniform and hit the local bars, and deposit as much semen as you can on as many faces as you can. That's really how to serve the country.
By: Rex - Friday, May 06, 2016
Tiny 4K - Kristen Scott
Today we have the lovely Kristen Scott from Tiny 4K. If you don't know who Kristen Scott is, don't worry, you're going to know about her very quickly. If you take a look at her Twitter account, you'll notice that she's been on every site in the business this month. I think she fucked more this past month than I have this past decade. ( which isn't that hard to do now that I think about it ) I know for sure that she can't keep up the pace that she's going, but I hope that she slows down instead of burns out. She way to fucking hot to lose as a porn star.
By: Rex - Monday, December 28, 2015
Tiny 4K - Lucy Doll
Well, we have one holiday down and one to go. Did you get anything good for Christmas? Did you get to put any packages into any boxes? It's OK if you didn't. After spending the weekend with your family, probably the last thing that you want to do is fuck a woman that you've been fucking for the past ten years. That's where porn comes in. It let's you make it through the holidays without fucking a chick that has the smell of ham about her. In the spirit of putting Christmas finally behind us, and looking forward to the holiday where no one is going to judge you for fucking a girl that looks like a ham, I'm going to do one more Christmas post. Who am I kidding, there's probably going to be a few more after this one.
By: Rex - Tuesday, August 11, 2015
Tiny 4k - Goldie
I've been watching the movie Always, and it's got me thinking about porn. Now, you wouldn't normally think that the movie Always lends itself to leading you into porn, but I guess in my mind, there's always that layer that everything has down deep, you just have to look for it in the right way. Let's take this movie for instance. We have Holly Hunter and a guest apperance from Audrey Hepburn. Two women, that in their prime, where two fine peices of ass. Holly a soft 8, and Audrey a hard 10. The one thing that they had in common was they were both on the very small side, and that's really a plus. There's got to be something to a woman that takes her out of the average category, and being small ain't a bad thing. So I started thinking, who do you think is the shortest porn star out there, that's not a midget?
By: Rex - Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Tiny 4K - Kristina Bell
Whelp, it's the last night of 2014 and if you're reading this, you're like me, and staying in. I'm staying in because I'm old, and hate life, and can't stand the cold. I hope you're staying in for a different reason. But whatever reason you're staying in, there's probably going to be a point in the night that you've got a couple of hours to fill before the ball drops and you're tired of watching the idiots on TV seem festive while their freezing their asses off. It's a good opportunity to knock one out real quick before anyone notices you're gone. Might I suggest Kristina..
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