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Teen Pies - Marissa Mae

Teen Pies - Marissa Mae
Today we're checking out the tiny little titties of one Marissa Mae, and dreaming about what could have been. First, there is the matter of the tits to talk about with Marissa, or the distinct lack there of. Now, we all love teen sites, and one of the main attractions is the small tits, so this is all plus side. It's not like there's a huge influx of teens with big tits sites running around, so the smaller the tits are, the better. After a long time in the porn world, you think that there would be a least a few big tit teen sites, but alas. The only one that I knew about died a few years ago, and while it's still up, it will never update so it's not even worth mentioning. There is something that I want to mention though, that is large on her, and I wish I could have seen it in it's full glory.

Teen Pies - Ada

Teen Pies - Ada
So I have to ask, is this a thing? I've always seen categories for Ebony women or Asian women on porn sites, but I've never seen a category for Middle Eastern women. I've never actually thought to make one myself. It's not like I'm against it in any way. In fact, I'm all for it. I've just never thought of it before. It's not like there's a lot of porn coming out of the Middle East. I would have to assume that they make it, but it's got to be such an underground thing for them, we'll never see it. It's like asking for North Korean porn. Good luck with that. Can you even make porn when the only color you're allowed to have is grey?

Teen Pies - Alli Rae

Teen Pies - Alli Rae
Now that Christmas is here, it's time to start thinking about what to get yourself that you know no other mother fucker in the world is going to get you. For me, it's going to be a couple of things. First, a few blind boxes of Cup no Fuchico. There is no way I could bring up to anyone that I want a little Japanese office lady hanging off of my morning cup of coffee. There is no way that you're getting out of that conversation without a shit load of questions that I have no way of answering. The second thing is of course.. porn.

Teen Pies - Kaylee Haze

Teen Pies - Kaylee Haze
So the Miss America competition concluded last night, and for the third year in a row, Miss New York ( Kira Kazantsev ) took home the crown, or tiara, or whatever it is the clip to her head at the end of the night. I don't want to say that it's starting to be obvious that the fix is in, but if you happened to catch the talent portion of the competition, you might start to wonder how the fuck she made it in to the top ten. I guess it doesn't really matter who actually wins the Miss America pageant. I mean, I'm their target audience, and I didn't even know it was on until it was half over. I'm barely keeping up with the Miss Universe pageant., and she's queen of the fucking universe.

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