Sports Posts on RexMag.com
By: Rex - Saturday, June 04, 2016
Rachel RoXXX and Kagney Linn Karter in Sports (?)
So, I was going to write a post about the NBA play-offs, but I realized I made a eerily similar post around the same time last year
. So, I've decided that I'm going to forgo talking about basketball, a subject that I know nothing about, and instead talk about porn as a contact sport. Because, after looking at this post from Big Tits In Sports
, that's the only sport that I could imagine that they're playing. Usually with this site, the girls start out trying to play a game that they suck at, and they decide to have sex instead. But if you look at this scene, and try to figure out what sport they're playing, the only logical answer is.. porn.
By: Rex - Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Basketball Would Be Better If It Were Porn
To try to describe how little basketball I actually watch is like trying to describe how little I care about local politics in Peru. I'm sure theoretical mathematicians could find a number that was smaller than the number used to describe my care level of the play-offs, but it would take them a few years and lots of government grants. Of course, with the way today's media works, I know that the Cavs
and the Golden State Warriors
are in it. About the only other thing that I know is that the last time that the Warriors played in the Finals, they had to play in a place called the Cow Palace
. It's funny too, because I usually will watch any sport that you put in front of me. Fuck, I've been watching Cricket
just to see if I could figure out what the fuck is really going on in that game. With this knowledge, could anything save basketball for me? Porn to the rescue!
By: Rex - Monday, February 02, 2015
I can not believe it. The Super Bowl ending on what could possibly be the worst play call of all time, has made it one of the greatest Super Bowls in recent history. No matter what side of the coin you happen to be on, you have to admit, it was probably the one of the most compelling games to watch for a Super Bowl. I heard something during the game last night, that something like five of the past seven Super Bowls were decided within a touchdown. I have to say though, they didn't feel as close as this game did. They were locked up at 14 - 14 at half time. Seattle dominated the 3rd quarter. New England dominated the 4th quarter. You could play that game 10 times and have it come out 10 different ways. That's how close these two teams are. And that's what made it a great game to me.
By: The Notorious WANG - Saturday, January 31, 2015
It's Super Bowl Time Again!
Well, Christmas is over now it's time for another national holiday that every sports fan has been waiting all year for. That's right my fellow pervs the SuperBowl is rapidly approaching and I'm pretty sure that a lot of people can't wait to see who's going to come out on top. Even if your team didn't make it to the SuperBowl this year, if you're a diehard sports fan, it's a sure thing that you are going to be tuning in.
By: Rex - Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Big Tits in Sports - Audrey Bitoni
Well, the World Series started tonight and the Royals are already losing. It's only the top of the forth inning, so there's still hope that they turn it around. I know a lot of people don't like the Kansas City Royals, or more specifically the way they play, but I'm kind of into it. I like base stealing, I like bunting, I like that small ball type of attitude towards scoring. You really don't have to hit a home run every time, you can hit a sacrifice fly, and that's okay. Having watched the Red Sox most of my life, it's totally enjoyable to get a change of pace.
By: Rex - Sunday, September 07, 2014
I'd let these two tackle me anytime.
Well, it's finally the real start of the NFL season. If you're not a fan of one of those other
teams that played on Thursday, then we're going to finally get to see your team play. Unless you have to sit in the penalty box until Monday, which is a small torture, because we've been waiting for weeks during preseason, and it's finally here, and you just have to wait that much longer. If you are one of those guys, you might want to kill some time over a Barstool Sports
where they have a great write-up on how each team compares to a porn star. AFC is here
and NFC is here
. I disagree with some of their picks, but I'm sure they know as much about porn as I do about sports.
By: Rex - Tuesday, July 01, 2014
Big Tits In Sports - Jasmine Jae and Erica Fontes
Well, the World Cup is in full swing. Everyone and their brother is talking about the fucking thing. It's being going on for a while, and the end isn't really in sight. Well, at least for some other teams. The end many very well be in sight for the U.S. team
having to go up against Belgium at 4pm EST today. It's going to be a difficult match up considering that Belgium is a young, up and coming team that won every match that they played in the round robin section. And the U.S. is basically like the Cubs. The get everyone excited for a couple of weeks, and then we all forget about them in three days.
By: The Notorious WANG - Sunday, February 02, 2014
Are You Ready?
Well, it's that time of the year again sports fans, the Super Bowl is finally here. I know that everybody's been waiting all year to see which team comes out on top. It's one of America's favorite pass times and a good reason for one fucking good party. Everybody's been waiting for the top two teams, the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos to throw down at this show down and now the rumble is on.
By: Rex - Thursday, December 05, 2013
Big Tits in Sports - Monique Alexander and Kortney Kane
Jim Carrey said something a while ago that I still think about to this day. When you're in a group situation, someone is going to get the nut. And does that person now think that she's, the favorite? Now this is a situation where porn, again, can teach us a valuable lesson. The only fair way for it to play out is to blow it on both of their faces. That way, everyone gets nut equally, and everyone goes home happy.
Once again, porn shows us the way through life.
By: Rex - Friday, October 04, 2013
Diamond Jackson, Jewels Jade, Brandi Love and Kendra Lust
I wanted to do something to point out the fact that the Baseball Playoffs have started so I went to the site Big Tits in Sports to look for something with a baseball theme. It turned out that I would have had to have gone in my way back machine to do it. So I just picked a recent update with a shit load of women in it. It's probably for the best.
View Page: 1 | 2 | 3