Selena Santoro Posts on RexMag.com
So my PS3 just kicked the bucket. I kind of saw it coming.. It would shut down during intense moments of game play, with those playful little three beeps that it does. As if you were getting a message, but the message actually is that you've just had a very large dick shoved into your ass, and it's going to cost around 150 dollars to have it removed.
So, I've decided to leave that cock just where it is, and since I'm getting my prostrate massaged, I might as well jerk off at the same time. This morning I had a craving for Asian, but now that I'm upset with the Japanese for making shitty electronics, I changed it to Latina. Maybe I'll be less salty tomorrow.