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By: Rex - Thursday, May 19, 2016
Rub a Teen - Sophia
We're back looking at the greatest job in the whole world, rubbing young naked eastern European women with oil before they fuck the shit out of you. I don't know how you end up with a job like that, but I'm sure there's got to be a college course somewhere. But while I look for a summer course/apprenticeship, I'm going to be studying on the site Rub A Teen
. I figure I'm going to have to move to some country like the Ukraine, but I'm fine with that. I'll just have to pick a spot that Putin doesn't give a shit about anymore. I can put up with anything if I'm living my dream job. Now that I think about it, I wonder how big the women get over in the Ukraine.. They can't be all that big.. right?
By: Rex - Thursday, September 17, 2015
Rub a Teen - Catania and Luna
We were talking a bit about Rub A Teen
yesterday, so I thought it would be a good idea to have a little scene from them today to have it to compare it to the last one. I don't know which I could say is better, since they seem to be so similar to each other, so I'll leave that one up to you to decide. It's kind of a close one for me personally, but it came down to something that I wouldn't have thought mattered. Talking..
By: Rex - Wednesday, July 08, 2015
Rub a Teen - Avery
Well, it's been a few months, so I need to make another update about one of my favorite sites on the net, Rub A Teen
. I have a little debate with myself every time I think about doing an update for this site. Am I pushing it too hard? Is everyone tired of this site, and just doesn't give a fuck anymore? And then I remember, they have 10 minute previews of hot teens getting rubbed down in various oils, and that's double the time than I usually need. So, I think I'm going to be doing these updates for a while longer. If you're not going to pay for porn, and you don't want to go to a non trusted website that sets your antivirus off every five minutes, then these ten minute previews are the best way to go.
By: Rex - Friday, April 17, 2015
Rub a Teen - Serena
The past few days have been very big days for nerds and nerd culture with all of the announcements that are going on. With the new Star Wars trailer, the Star Wars Battlefront trailer, and the leaked Batman vs Superman trailer all coming out, there's a hell of a lot to talk about. If you're a geek/nerd/whatever and you're not walking around all day with a semi-chub, you're a little dead inside. I think Star Trek is way better than Star Wars, and thing George Lucas is a fucking tool, and I still like what I'm seeing with that piece of shit franchise.
There's one thing that's obviously missing in all of this media coming out of Hollywood. Tits. I did not see one good pair of tits in any of the trailers that I've seen over the past two days. It's a fucking crime. But a crime that can be quickly remedied.
By: Rex - Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Rub a Teen - Janette
Get ready for the porn star with the tightest little body that I've seen in six months. Janette is such a little hottie and I'm so happy that she's on Rub A Teen
. There are so many times that I'll see a star on a site and I think to myself, man, I wish she was on site so-and-so, because you think she would have been a better fit there. Most of the time I'm wishing that they're on a POV site, just because that's my personal favorite type, but this time, Janette is a better fit for this massage type of site.
By: Rex - Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Rub a Teen - Ada
Sometimes I wonder. Who do you think has more porn stars, California, or Russia? I guess it's not a far comparison since Russia has about three times as many people than California does, but Cali has all of the porn stars of the United States. That's where we like to keep them. I'm not sure if Russia has something similar. A providence, or a city that you can go, and around every corner, there's a porn star, or a failing actress about to become a porn star. There has to be something.
By: Rex - Friday, March 28, 2014
Rub a Teen - Eva
I've kind of been into the site Rub A Teen
, for about the past six months, and I haven't really been disappointed. All of the women on the site are very fucking good looking, ( to the point where it's almost surprising ) and they always have new blood in there so you're not seeing the same women over and over again. The weird thing is, it's kind of like that for the guys too. And I don't know how I feel about that.
By: Rex - Monday, February 03, 2014
Rub A Teen - Tori
I know we're all recovering from the spectacle of watching Peyton Manning receive 11 defensemen's dicks all at the same time, causing his to choke severely
in front of 111 million
people. I enjoyed the shit out of it, but I know that there are three guys in Denver right now crying in their beers, so I thought I help them out where I can.
By: Rex - Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Rub A Teen - Mirabella
I forget this more than I would like, but there's a website out there called Rub A Teen. There really can't be anything more right with the name of a porn site. It almost sounds like the name of a store that might be next to the Jiffy Lube. In fact, I wish it was a store next to the Jiffy Lube. I would instantly get fired from my job, but that's besides the point. That store should exist.