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The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid

The Science Behind Vegetables with Riley Reid
Today we're learning about why farmers always genetically modified food to be in the shape of a penis. You see, most people in the world think that the sole purpose for vegetables is to make kids cry while you try to get them to eat it. But there are many other uses for the variety of the vegetables that grow on this green earth. You can eat them yourselves ( that's actually true, I looked it up ), use them to smoke weed out of, as a substitute for a dildo.. you can carve a hole, warm them up in the microwave, and stick your dick in it.. or a myriad of other uses. What's that? You noticed a use that you find interesting? Well let's just let the lovely Riley Reid teach us one of the many ways to get full use out of your vegetables.

Brazzers - Riley Reid and Elsa Jean

Brazzers - Riley Reid and Elsa Jean
Besides places in a house ( bedroom, living room, etc.. ), the single most used place to film porn has to be a jail cell. I would think that it's one of those sets that every porn company has, and just uses it when they don't have a good idea. It's like they keep a 'days since last used' sign over the set, and if it goes over 10 days, they start to get nervous and make a porn scene in it. All of which is fine by me though. It's usually a woman's prison and there's usually some lesbian action happening, so I'm all for it. I'm just wondering if there are any other places in the world that women are forced to hang out together for long periods of time. Maybe random sex could break out at a filming of the new Ghostbusters movie or something.

Riley Reid as Harley Quinn

Riley Reid as Harley Quinn
Let's stay on the porn parody train since they're definitely making a comeback over the past few years. We're going to stay away from politics this time though, as with life, it gets a little boring if that's all you talk about. No, today we're going to check out a parody of a movie that's coming out in the theaters this weekend, Suicide Squad. A movie that seems to be getting good reviews because the industry can't afford another poorly reviewed super hero movie, so I think a little more money went to the bribe pool than usual for these movies. I honestly don't know why they care about reviews for super hero movies though. The people that watch them always watch them no matter what. The people that don't.. don't. So what the fuck is the difference? It's kind of like porn that way..

Hot and Mean - Riley Reid and Bonnie Rotten

Hot and Mean - Riley Reid and Bonnie Rotten
After watching this, I've got to feel a little bad for Riley's boyfriend. I mean, there's absolutely no chance of getting her off in any meaningful way after shit like this happens. Unless his dick is diesel powered, there's no chance in hell. I guess he's going to have to have a great personality. Or lots and lots of money.

Teens Like It Big - Riley Reid

Teens Like It Big - Riley Reid
We all know that Riley Reid is in her thirties now, but it's always nice when they get dressed up like a teen. Or what old porn guys think of, when they think of a teen. So I'm going to look past this one for a little. Just as long as they don't start to use chicks like Sara Jay and Lisa Ann, we'll be OK.

My Sister's Hot Friend - Riley Reid

My Sister's Hot Friend - Riley Reid
You know, I haven't seen a good blumpkin in a while, and I think I'm due. You'd think I'd spend a certain amount of time on the internet, and just the sheer randomness of my link clicking would have assured me a blumpkin by now.. But that's not what we're here to talk about. We're here to talk about Riley and how well she can suck that nice man's dick. Well, just see for yourself.

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