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How To Celebrate Your Anniversary

That's One Hell Of A Way To Celebrate Your Anniversary, Just Make Sure That You Are Ready For It!
Well, as most of you may know Mrs. WANG and I have just had our one year anniversary and I've got to say that it has been a hell of a year being married to my true love. Sure we've been through a lot before and after we said our vows, and have a lot more to come, but the good thing about it is that we've both had each other during the whole thing. I mean we kept each other going and stuck together no matter what we were going through and that's how you know when you've married your true love because no matter what you both stick together and come through it.

Maturity In Relationships

People Have Got To Be Mature When It Comes To Relationships!
When I look at some of the relationships today and how quick people seem to be to break up, it makes me wonder about what the fuck is going on. Yet, when I see the reasons why, one word keeps coming to mind and that's maturity. I think that is one of the biggest problems in relationships today. You have one that's mature enough to be in a relationship and you have the other one that's not mature about being in a relationship or you might have both people who are not mature about being in a relationship, either way it's not a good fucking thing.

Don't Let Them Inside

I Hate To See The Mother Fucker On The Receiving End!
If there's something that I always tell people my fellow pervs, it's to keep people out of their relationship. I tell them that shit because people could really fuck up your relationship with lies and shit. It's funny how a rumor getting around to your wife, girlfriend, husband or whatever or to you about them could be the basis of you getting ready to break shit off with them but it does happen. I'm pretty sure that there are a many mother fuckers out there that could agree with that shit.

Make Her Feel Sexy

You Make Her Feel Sexy, You Can Get All The Pussy You Want!
There's always some mother fucker out there complaining about their woman don't want to give up the pussy. They would always tell you how fucking sexually frustrated they are because their woman leave them to the point where they've got to jack off when they get a hard on. These mother fuckers usually go out there and cheat like whores instead of fucking their women like they should be doing. What they don't realize is that they are the ones at fault for that shit.

Relationships Are Between Two People

People Get Hurt Being in Other People's Business!
If there's one thing that you all know about me is that I'm a dick when it comes to relationships. I'm a dick because the way I see things is that a relationship is between two people and that's pretty much fucking it. It's not between you, her and her fucking family, friends or shit like that. Relationships are a big step that's made between two people that they have to fucking deal with not everybody else.

Your Ex is Your Ex for a Reason

More Than Likely This is the Picture that caused Her to be an Ex!
I find it funny that a mother fucker would go back to their Ex after they broke up with their ass. It's pretty much like escaping from anal hell and volunteering to go back again. I mean why in the fuck would you want to go back to some shit that you were so happy to get the fuck out of? Honestly, I don't know what's in a mother fucker's mind that would make them think that shit is going to be different when they go back but for some reason they do.

Know What You Want

Holding Hands is Good but Know What the Fuck You Want!
The other night, a friend was talking with me about the shit going on in his marriage. He was pretty much to the point where he didn't know what to do because he wanted to leave her but due to the fact they have kids, he wanted to at least try to work it out with her even though she was treating him wrong. He was even going on about how he didn't know how he ended up in a relationship where he was pretty much feeling like he was in anal hell.

You Can't Turn a Whore into a Housewife

You Can't Turn a Whore into a Housewife!
As the old saying goes, "you can't turn a whore into a housewife." That is very true my fellow pervs and it goes both ways. What I mean by this is that if somebody was a whore when you first met them, then it’s more than likely that they are going to be a whore when you marry them. In other words, there's no changing them if that how they choose to be, they have to change that shit themselves.

Too Fucking Young

Somebody should have told them about fucking birth control!
You know I hate to sound like my parents but these fucking kids today are too fucking young to call themselves getting in a serious relationship. Now, I'm not saying that there aren't some young mother fuckers mature enough to be in relationship because there are. I'm just saying that some of them aren't ready for that shit. In other words they are getting too serious too quickly knowing good and fucking well that they are not ready for that shit.

Living with Parents: Bad Idea

They lived with her parents and you see how that worked out!
If there's one thing that I always tell people if you want a good fucking going on, never live with anybody, especially your parents. You may think that you're ok because you are an adult but you're not. Living with your parents is not good for your sex life. You don't believe me, ask George Costanza from Seinfield, I'm pretty sure he could tell you that good shit. I mean look at the shit that he had to go through with his parents.

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